The Opposite

[kedsnbourbon]

Don't bother to come back... we'd hate to see ya here again.

 

[may_I_please]

Meanders in aimlessly, not a thought in my vacuous head

 

[ImagineMe2]

Oh great you brought this out of storage, now I guess we will have to endure all sorts of sexual innuendo . Do try to be brave.

 

[SoraXD]

Is anyone here? I sure hope not.

 

[makinmepurr]

Is anyone here? I sure hope not.

I' m not here.

 

[merryohmd]

I' m not here.

Neither am I. Not sure where I am but it isn't here.

 

[SoraXD]

I' m not here.

Good! I don't want to see or interact with either odnyou.

 

[makinmepurr]

Good! I don't want to see or interact with either odnyou.

Oh get over yourself. You're a terrible kisser and I won't kiss you ever again.

 

[merryohmd]

Oh get over yourself. You're a terrible kisser and I won't kiss you ever again.

I never say the same about you to everyone I meet. They all agree.

 

[SoraXD]

Oh get over yourself. You're a terrible kisser and I won't kiss you ever again.

If you think for a second I would ever let you come over here and even try it then YOU are the one who should get over themselves.

 

[makinmepurr]

If you think for a second I would ever let you come over here and even try it then YOU are the one who should get over themselves.

I never say the same about you to everyone I meet. They all agree.

Neither of you have any sexual know how, and have never given me any pleasure at all. Go learn what to do with your tongues, then come talk to me.

 

[merryohmd]

Neither of you have any sexual know how, and have never given me any pleasure at all. Go learn what to do with your tongues, then come talk to me.

I already know what to do with my tongue but I would never put it anywhere near you; it might fall off.

 

[SoraXD]

Neither of you have any sexual know how, and have never given me any pleasure at all. Go learn what to do with your tongues, then come talk to me.

I think I will. I certainly won't kiss you with a passionate abandon you have never experienced before.

 

[makinmepurr]

I think I will. I certainly won't kiss you with a passionate abandon you have never experienced before.

I already know what to do with my tongue but I would never put it anywhere near you; it might fall off.

Well that's a big relief. I thought you'd both never stop. I wouldn' t moan or breathe faster or have any little elecric jolts of pleasure if you tried that passionate kiss Sora. Or if you tried using your tingue, Merry.

 

[SoraXD]

Well that's a big relief. I thought you'd both never stop. I wouldn' t moan or breathe faster or have any little elecric jolts of pleasure if you tried that passionate kiss Sora. Or if you tried using your tingue, Merry.

Good. Then I won't and I know I won't be licking and nibbling my way down your neck either.

 

[merryohmd]

Well that's a big relief. I thought you'd both never stop. I wouldn' t moan or breathe faster or have any little elecric jolts of pleasure if you tried that passionate kiss Sora. Or if you tried using your tingue, Merry.

I would not start kissing your feet and massaging your legs, continuing up until I found your legs clamped together and padlocked because you have no desire to feel my tongue licking your dry and barren womanhood.

 

[makinmepurr]

Good. Then I won't and I know I won't be licking and nibbling my way down your neck either.

Thank God, because my neck is not sensitive at all and you'd just be wasting your time. I' d never even grab a handful of your hair and grip it in a moment of aroused need, or whisper sweet dirty words to you.

 

[SoraXD]

Thank God, because my neck is not sensitive at all and you'd just be wasting your time. I' d never even grab a handful of your hair and grip it in a moment of aroused need, or whisper sweet dirty words to you.

Then I wouldn't continue my way down to your chest either, teasing each nipple with my lips and tongue before kissing my way back up your neck ever... so.... slowly.

 

[makinmepurr]

Then I wouldn't continue my way down to your chest either, teasing each nipple with my lips and tongue before kissing my way back up your neck ever... so.... slowly.

I would not start kissing your feet and massaging your legs, continuing up until I found your legs clamped together and padlocked because you have no desire to feel my tongue licking your dry and barren womanhood.

*yawn*
I' m not at all turned on by those images. Not at all.

 

[SoraXD]

*yawn*
I' m not at all turned on by those images. Not at all.

And your dry, chapped lips and your uninviting tongue have done nothing for the state of my man-hood either.

 

[merryohmd]

Thank God, because my neck is not sensitive at all and you'd just be wasting your time. I' d never even grab a handful of your hair and grip it in a moment of aroused need, or whisper sweet dirty words to you.

Who would ever want to hear you whisper anything? No I. Besides I would be unable to hear your whispers because I would not have my head between your thighs, my lips suckling your labia. The taste is terrible and you are unbelievably dry.

 

[makinmepurr]

The thought of two men pleasuring me at the same time has never crossed my mind, and if it had, wouldn't have sparked countless hot fantasies .

 

[SoraXD]

The thought of two men pleasuring me at the same time has never crossed my mind, and if it had, wouldn't have sparked countless hot fantasies .

And taking your mouth while he takes your pussy has never and won't ever be one of mine. That's a sick thought for the likes of degenerates.

 

[merryohmd]

The thought of two men pleasuring me at the same time has never crossed my mind, and if it had, wouldn't have sparked countless hot fantasies .

Undoubtedly my dry motionless tongue has no effect at all on your lifeless near non-existent clit, which I would never flick or lick no matter how much you beg.

 

[makinmepurr]

i' m appalled either of you would think I' d like such things. I have no interest in letting you pleasure me further, certainly not to the point of climax .