may_I_please
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And I wouldn't swap tea for Baileys, I have absolutely no idea how to please a man with my tongue or mouth so I assume you'd get bored very quickly and push me off
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may_I_please
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Especially the way it coats your mouth, particularly nasty with ice cubes and cock
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The sting of alcohol on my cock shaft just below the helmet always freaks me out. I find, when that happens, I just have to let go of a girl's head; the sight of the bulge of the ice cubes at her cheeks, pressed into them by the sheer size of my throbbing man meat in her mouth, gets too much for me.
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Back so soon Simon? Can't imagine why. Bunch of dullards and old farts in here.
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This thread doesn't interests me at all.
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Of course I haven't been thinking at all about facefucking May or Purr or any other stunningly sensuous bird since I posted an hour ago; rather, I'm trying to have a pleasant morning.
However, I'm reminded of how upset I get about my shaft being totally coated with that luscious, gel-like saliva from the back of a woman's mouth, the kind she produces from gagging when I'm really pressing for throat access: the thing is, there's so much of it drooling off my shaft and dribbling from the corners of her mouth, that I can think of nothing but the marks it's making on my bedroom carpet, and how on earth I'm going to get them out.
However, I'm reminded of how upset I get about my shaft being totally coated with that luscious, gel-like saliva from the back of a woman's mouth, the kind she produces from gagging when I'm really pressing for throat access: the thing is, there's so much of it drooling off my shaft and dribbling from the corners of her mouth, that I can think of nothing but the marks it's making on my bedroom carpet, and how on earth I'm going to get them out.
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I adore seeing a man concerned about housework whilst face-fucking. Proves his priorities are appropriate.
I'm still rather bored by this thread
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Well in no way would I want to pin you to the floor with my body because I can only be here for another 20 minutes. I'm think I'd far prefer to make a cup of tea
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It never occurred to me that you having to leave might be because you plan to come over to mine. Nor was I reminded of once when a woman came through my front door how she tripped as we both dashed to the stairs and somehow her flimsy skirt got pushed up and, seeing she was commando and her pussy was already glistening, I filled her with my meat and then my milk right there on the stairs ... but, of course, it's just a cup of tea you want so I'd go to the kitchen, put on the kettle, and make polite small talk if you called ...
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Oh god, all you Brits yammering on about your tea. Maybe you should start your own thread. Lord knows we're tired of listening to it already.
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And you think I' m happy to see your sorry face again? Those twinkling eyes of yours have zero effect on me. And I couldn't find your body less attractive. And your new avatar, lying half-naked on your bed. Ew.
you're a fine one to talk...is that ass on your profile pic supposed to be sexy? Am I supposed to want to spank it?? think again!!! no chance...
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Spank it? I don't want those strong hands of yours touching my ass in any way. No caressing, squeezing, or spanking. And i' m not grabbing your cute little ass either.
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Sounds like the DMV in here LOL 
I'm keeping my body well away from your sleazy clutches....and its no good lying face down on the bed like that....that riding crop is going nowhere near your body...
makinmepurr
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Yes I adore whips.Totally my thing.
Your hands and body on mine, now that is repulsive.
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Your eyes not on me.. So acting like you don't want to see..
You really think I want to touch you... ?
the though of smothering your body with kisses and sliding my hands over every curve and fold is anathema to me....
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Oh thank heavens I have to go now. I am thrilled to leave. And don't watch my ass as I walk away.
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I can't let this one go without an honest reply, but of course in 'opposite': "My wife and I have never, not even twice, paused while she sat impaled on a fine boner on me, to take a few more sips of our afternoon tea, before the real stoked up action got underway." - British enough for you, Purr?
