The Opposite

[mysterydrink]

You're right about that. What woman in their right mind would want to straddle a man anyway, see his face as she takes him inside, hear his moans of pleasure, feel his hot breath on her neck...The thought leaves me cold and unaroused.

To say nothing of the way he'd stretch her open, give her tight little pussy the hot, full feeling she hasn't been craving at all...It's enough to make you sick. The only thing that's even close to as awful is the sensation I'd have, of your tight cunt sliding down my thick pole, squeezing it like a velvet glove...Completely unappealing.

 

[merryohmd]

It has never once occurred to me that I would have a 3-way with Purr and some other guy. I doubt she would know what to do with 2 dicks anyway.

 

[may_I_please]

God you dull, boring people. Are you still banging on about your lack of sexuality and body parts that you don't know what to do with. This thread is so dull, I'm surprised it didn't die days ago. There's absolutely nothing to get me wet in here, I'm going to take my tiny tits and dry pussy away forthwith

 

[makinmepurr]

To say nothing of the way he'd stretch her open, give her tight little pussy the hot, full feeling she hasn't been craving at all...It's enough to make you sick. The only thing that's even close to as awful is the sensation I'd have, of your tight cunt sliding down my thick pole, squeezing it like a velvet glove...Completely unappealing.

I' m so glad we agree on this. I' d hate to think of what might happen next. You might grab my hips, to gain more control, or you might bite or kiss me, as you continue to pump me, or start talking dirty as you start to lose control....all terrible options

 

[may_I_please]

I' m so glad we agree on this. I' d hate to think of what might happen next. You might grab my hips, to gain more control, or you might bite or kiss me, as you continue to pump me, or start talking dirty as you start to lose control....all terrible options

God, you're such a frigid virgin

 

[makinmepurr]

God, you're such a frigid virgin

You're one to talk. And now that you're here I' m actually glad that I have to leave. I only pray you're not here when I get back.

 

[johnnieblue44]

God, you're such a frigid virgin

Well, well, my two least favorite ladies, at the same time.

Never gonna happen.

 

[makinmepurr]

Well, well, my two least favorite ladies, at the same time.

Never gonna happen.

You got that right. We have better things to do, right May?
Like each other, for example

 

[merryohmd]

You got that right. We have better things to do, right May?
Like each other, for example

I would never pull up a chair and watch that. Thinking of two such horrendous women licking each other has no effect on my at all. I would never get naked and masturbate while they moaned and finally exploded in the pleasure of each other. Never - no way you could make me.

 

[ydahecnot]

Yeah, I'd rather listen to an NPR documentary or something

 

[makinmepurr]

Yeah, I'd rather listen to an NPR documentary or something

Oh well then, there's one on now that you'd enjoy, The Hidden World of Underwater Basket Weaving. Hurry now, or you'll miss it...

 

[ydahecnot]

It'll be the 21st time I have heard that one, and I catch a new nuance each time

 

[makinmepurr]

It'll be the 21st time I have heard that one, and I catch a new nuance each time

Splendid, May and I will continue grinding and moaning, and we' ll see you later.

 

[mysterydrink]

Splendid, May and I will continue grinding and moaning, and we' ll see you later.

I have no interest in helping one of you girls make a pussy sandwich out of the other of you girls by grinding up against her ass and letting her feel trapped between two hot bodies. So don't even try to talk me into it.

 

[merryohmd]

I have no interest in helping one of you girls make a pussy sandwich out of the other of you girls by grinding up against her ass and letting her feel trapped between two hot bodies. So don't even try to talk me into it.

And I would never think of joining the 3 of you on the other side, pinning the women between us and pressing our dicks between their legs so the other could also feel it.

 

[makinmepurr]

Honestly, the two of you are just boring me to tears. Pussy sandwich? Please, be more creative, Mystery Man. And you, Merry, always jumping in, rubbing up against everyone, like we want to have group sex.

 

[may_I_please]

Honestly, the two of you are just boring me to tears. Pussy sandwich? Please, be more creative, Mystery Man. And you, Merry, always jumping in, rubbing up against everyone, like we want to have group sex.

I don't. The thought never crossed my mind. Holy cow purr how many times have I had to tell you to keep that dry flabby pussy away from face. Can you not get the message. As for those flaccid cocks, well seriously boys, if that's all you can bring to the party don't expect me to be the least accommodating

 

[makinmepurr]

I don't. The thought never crossed my mind. Holy cow purr how many times have I had to tell you to keep that dry flabby pussy away from face. Can you not get the message. As for those flaccid cocks, well seriously boys, if that's all you can bring to the party don't expect me to be the least accommodating

Oh, you are so not a sight for sore eyes. My hands don' t reach for you, pulling you to me, wrapping you up as I kiss you hungrily and say "where the hell have you been sexy May?"

 

[may_I_please]

It has been an extremely good day and I am disappointed to find you here so I am really not going to snuggle into your saggy unperfect breasts and stay there for a while

 

[ydahecnot]

No entertainment here. Time to watch McNeil-Lehrer

 

[may_I_please]

Oh no that's just what I don't need, a soft cock taking me gently until I can't think straight. That simply won't do at all - go away immediately

 

[Bluespark]

I would hate to feel your skinny lips sliding down my floppy shaft

 

[makinmepurr]

It has been an extremely good day and I am disappointed to find you here so I am really not going to snuggle into your saggy unperfect breasts and stay there for a while

And since I' m a cold uncaring bitch, I won' t kiss you softly or rub your shoulders. I certainly won' t leave you briefly to go start a hot bath for us or grab two glasses of wine...

 

[may_I_please]

And since I' m a cold uncaring bitch, I won' t kiss you softly or rub your shoulders. I certainly won' t leave you briefly to go start a hot bath for us or grab two glasses of wine...

I still hate you

 

[johnnieblue44]

Oh no that's just what I don't need, a soft cock taking me gently until I can't think straight. That simply won't do at all - go away immediately

May, I wouldn't want to alter your bedtime tea routine by dipping my soft cock into the teacup and letting you savor the flavor of the tea on my shaft, and admire you licking it off.

I hate bedtime teatime.....it's so boring.