I so wish ladies wouldn't use supposedly sexy avatars...doesn't work for me at all...
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I so wish ladies wouldn't use supposedly sexy avatars...doesn't work for me at all...
1millionsecrets
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Well then I'm glad my avatar is modest and not the least bit revealing.
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1millionsecrets
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Oh? Hmmm.... how so Jacky darling?
may_I_please
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OD how many times have I told you to stop PMing these illiterate yanks.
On another note I am seriously not considering the lack of any anatomy shots in my profile.
vibes
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I so hope I won't ever hear from you again
mysterydrink
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Excuse me, missy, are you implying that all yanks are illiterate, or that he should just stop messaging the illiterate ones?
In the former case, I'll have to spank you. In the latter case, I'll do it anyway, but I *might* be gentler. Let that knowledge guide your answer.
mysterydrink
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I totally remembered that today isn't opposite day. Don't ignore my post.
may_I_please
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I'm not at all disappointed that this is the "opposite" thread and my ass will clearly remain unspanked
mysterydrink
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Don't PM me. I definitely don't want to talk about spankings with you in a less intimate setting.
makinmepurr
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You know what's the WORST? When they' ve got me right on the verge, and have the nerve to say things like " Yes dahling, yes sweethaught, oh goodness do cum foh me, yes dahing yes"
And writing to convey that sexy English accent is really quite easy.
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God no. I beg you, please keep your clothes on, set your camera down, and return to your knitting.
wombat9966
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god don't you just hahte it when the colonials get on thair high horses about thair love of accents. After all it's them that have the accents and we that tahlk the propah Queens English. Now I must Toodle Pip back to my Suppah of Toad in the Hole and a bit of Spotted Dick for afters. Just Lovely Doncha know.
hatlover123
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With the exception of a few.
I like women and I enjoy the drama they bring to my life when I'm craving it.
Please women, give me more drama because I can't get enough stress and anxiety in my life.
I like women and I enjoy the drama they bring to my life when I'm craving it.
Please women, give me more drama because I can't get enough stress and anxiety in my life.
1millionsecrets
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I think just all accents in general are horrendous. They don't make me want to slowly strip tease, and not eventually show them my floppy breasts on my pencil thin perfectly flat 11 year old boy body.
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VinceGraves
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I had the WORST nightmare about the both of you last night. I woke up completely soft and uninterested. I would HATE to shoot both of you together. We would certainly have the worst time ever!
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may_I_please
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Nightmare come true if you ask me. Gosh could you two be more unappealing? (And I did not laugh when my crapPad converted that word to unappealable)
makinmepurr
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We are a disgusting sight aren't we...I keep trying to get him off me, but some people just can't take a hint.
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I think its best that ugly, unsexy people should stick together and stay on this thread, you know so that you don't dilute the general population in the playground. In fact you two should just go ahead and play without me, I'm sure it would be far too dull to be of interest
wombat9966
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Of course If you two ladies were to get into it again it would be so dull and boring this thread would fold and close in an instant. Why the simple mention of it has my computer already trying to backup it's data in an attempt to purge it's operating system and commit suicide rather than stream such images too me.
makinmepurr
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You know what, we will do just that. Forget about me and Vince working over every inch of your body, taking you to heights of pleasure you only dreamed about, with our long tongues and fingers, warm mouths, and his gorgeous cock.
may_I_please
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I have lots of words spilling out of my mouth right now.
wombat9966
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well i definately do not want to put anything of mine in your mouth i can assure you
