The Opposite

[makinmepurr]

tsk...you Americans always complaining...you think I enjoy this? You think I enjoy pounding you body as you moan beneath me??

Well god knows I' m miserable, I can't speak for you, with your pathetic idea of dirty talk and utter lack of inagination, to say nothing of your lack of length or girth. Honestly you have no sex appeal whatsoever. Stop fucking me this instant.

 

[OxfordDon]

Well god knows I' m miserable, I can't speak for you, with your pathetic idea of dirty talk and utter lack of inagination, to say nothing of your lack of length or girth. Honestly you have no sex appeal whatsoever. Stop fucking me this instant.

with pleasure! talk about a paper bag job...

 

[may_I_please]

I'm simply not going to lean forward, place my hands on your face and pull your lips towards mine. There's no way you'll find my dry tongue thrusting into your mouth in time with your thrusts into that odious pussy with my body nowhere near her slimy tongue. That will simply never occur

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I'm simply not going to lean forward, place my hands on your face and pull your lips towards mine. There's no way you'll find my dry tongue thrusting into your mouth in time with your thrusts into that odious pussy with my body nowhere near her slimy tongue. That will simply never occur

there is no way in hell that I would enjoy watching you and purr in a steamy 69.... that would be so terrible, I would not want to take both of you, alternately as your mouths ravage each others pussies, the moans, would be laughable and uncontrollable....


I for sure would last for hours and hours and I would not have massive hard on.

 

[makinmepurr]

I'm simply not going to lean forward, place my hands on your face and pull your lips towards mine. There's no way you'll find my dry tongue thrusting into your mouth in time with your thrusts into that odious pussy with my body nowhere near her slimy tongue. That will simply never occur

Well. that's just great, now I' ll never get the image of you riding my mouth while you kiss OD hungrily and he does unnatural, perverse things to me, causing me to moan uncontrollably out of my head. Thanks for that.

 

[makinmepurr]

there is no way in hell that I would enjoy watching you and purr in a steamy 69.... that would be so terrible, I would not want to take both of you, alternately as your mouths ravage each others pussies, the moans, would be laughable and uncontrollable....


I for sure would last for hours and hours and I would not have massive hard on.

Good lord, is there a revolving door to this room? Letting one after another of you undesirables in here? I hope you keep right on going and never touch either of us. I' m sure May agrees with me.

 

[may_I_please]

Good lord, is there a revolving door to this room? Letting one after another of you undesirables in here? I hope you keep right on going and never touch either of us. I' m sure May agrees with me.

For once I do agree with you I hate that revolving door and steady influx of soft cocks ready to add to the pleasure, I mean do they think we're just waiting for them like a couple of old maids. I'd much rather be knitting to be honest

 

[magicmikeaustin]

For once I do agree with you I hate that revolving door and steady influx of soft cocks ready to add to the pleasure, I mean do they think we're just waiting for them like a couple of old maids. I'd much rather be knitting to be honest

yeah, with you and Purr, there is no way my cock would even be out of my pants, like, you guys are such a turnoff.... and I would never ever think of having a three-way with you 2..... ewwwwwwwww... or a FFM threeway EVER....

I would never even kiss both of you, on the cheeks, lips, and other lips...

 

[makinmepurr]

yeah, with you and Purr, there is no way my cock would even be out of my pants, like, you guys are such a turnoff.... and I would never ever think of having a three-way with you 2..... ewwwwwwwww... or a FFM threeway EVER....

I would never even kiss both of you, on the cheeks, lips, and other lips...

Good because we hate threeways too, obviously. Not gonna happen.

 

[merryohmd]

Don't think I noticed your new profile picture. I'm sure if I had my mind would have been entirely devoid of thought

I also took no note of the grotesque scene displayed by the wanton hussy. Would those fingers caressing that puny misshapen nipple be mine I'm certain I would have to cut them off and note lick them to taste her salty skin. Not to mention that the staging and lighting of said photo is so poor that it must have been a total accident.

 

[merryohmd]

I feel no sadness that I don't even rate a mention

Why May, I presumed that you had done us all a favor and departed this thread forever. Had I known that you were still bringing your non-sexual self to this thread I would have placed you first on the list of bitches I would not want to banter with. I could never imagine kissing your lips as they would be like acid to mine.

 

[merryohmd]

there is no way in hell that I would enjoy watching you and purr in a steamy 69.... that would be so terrible, I would not want to take both of you, alternately as your mouths ravage each others pussies, the moans, would be laughable and uncontrollable....


I for sure would last for hours and hours and I would not have massive hard on.

Although you obviously have poor taste to come to this thread, your desire to not watch those 2 beasts lick each other into ecstasy is actually admirable.

 

[1millionsecrets]

Just me here... taking up space with a double post I didn't edit to look less embarrassed.

 

[1millionsecrets]

Oh yes, I love going to classes where all the professors completely care about you and want you to pass and further your education.
They are so happy, and always remember my name. And they never give me 2000 word essays due the next day so I get plenty of sleep and never drag ass.

 

[may_I_please]

Yay the thread from hell has finally died a death. What a relief

 

[makinmepurr]

Yay the thread from hell has finally died a death. What a relief

My thoughts exactly! And sorry to see you here, I haven't been fantasizing about you at all.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

My thoughts exactly! And sorry to see you here, I haven't been fantasizing about you at all.

I hate that every time I come in here I have to see you 2 beautiful ladies, you need to be aware that I DID NOT fantasize about having a threesome with you two....

 

[makinmepurr]

I hate that every time I come in here I have to see you 2 beautiful ladies, you need to be aware that I DID NOT fantasize about having a threesome with you two....

SIGH. I thought we covered this yesterday. Not interested in threeways. Not ever going to happen.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I can't think of any other words for 'penis' besides 'penis'

 

[1millionsecrets]

No one ever fantasizes about me

 

[makinmepurr]

No one ever fantasizes about me

You're probably right. I know I haven't. Your curls and beautiful eyes do nithing fir me. You're just not my type of woman.

 

[1millionsecrets]

I suppose it is because I'm too prude, and I'm not exposing my soft breast nearly completely nude to everyone.

 

[Stillstiff]

It's horrible how you tease us. I hope that you'll stop soon.

 

[VinceGraves]

God do I hate waking up to sexy PM's so poorly written. I wish these Brits would realize their accent is simply NOT a key to my pants.

 

[1millionsecrets]

I feel the same way. Accents are so unappealing, especially irish ones...
They don't make me spew like a fountain at all.