walkingeagle
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The Opposite
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Wild_Honey_66
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I don't care for the smell of pine. Or for that matter, the smell of men.
You never excite me---I'm glad you don't look at my profile--
why would I look at your profile? it's not like you ever post anything worth looking at.
(btw, you look better in that flannel shirt than I would. just sayin'.
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I don't care for the smell of pine. Or for that matter, the smell of men.
why would I look at your profile? it's not like you ever post anything worth looking at.
(btw, you look better in that flannel shirt than I would. just sayin'.
I'm relieved to know you never look at my profile--and stare at my secret parts--
Wild_Honey_66
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I'm relieved to know you never look at my profile--and stare at my secret parts--
stare at your secret parts....lol
um-hmmm......I stare for a good, loooooooong time.
I'm never bashful and just sneak a quick peek before clicking off again.
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I would hate to think that you are doing any of those things.
walkingeagle
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stare at your secret parts....lol
um-hmmm......I stare for a good, loooooooong time.
I'm never bashful and just sneak a quick peek before clicking off again.
I hope that my profile never gives you any ideas--
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I wouldn't want to please you in any way.
Wild_Honey_66
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I hope that my profile never gives you any ideas--
you're ridiculous for even suggesting such a thing.
It would be a waste of your time, I'm afraid, for I am impossible to please. I just lie there like a dead fish, not squirming or moaning or begging to be taken. Even my virtual playmates say that I'm no fun at all.
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It would be difficult to even play with you since there is no appeal.
Wild_Honey_66
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Right??
You wouldn't believe the number of pm's that I get, telling me what a disappointment I am, and how I'm not sexy enough to pay their bills, let alone ride their lawnmowers.
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I can believe you when you say you leave your virtual partners unsatisfied.
johnnieblue44
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This thread does not deserve to be bumped for more boring to jump in and play.
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I think Wild Honey would be no fun at all in the sack. Probably very inhibited and bashful.
walkingeagle
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I hate that all of you are in here--
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Ah nice and peaceful---
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ImagineMe2
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Not a soul around, perhaps I will rest here for a little bit.
Wild_Honey_66
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Oh, girl, I just had the most fabulous chat experience EVAH.
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Iceprincess12
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Hi miss honey, I did not just pm some nice men asking them to post a suit pic in your thread.
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ImagineMe2
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By all means don't tell, you know how an erotic story is never appreciated.
Wild_Honey_66
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i'm not sure I have the time to tell this one, it's sooooo lengthy.
Wild_Honey_66
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Icy girl, I sure wish you would try a little harder to be sweet. You're really beginning to get on my nerves with your sour disposition, and nobody around here can stand you. I think you should leave and not come back.
Oh--and asking those men to post in the Litster's Suit Porn thread? That was way out of line. Don't ever do that again if you ever want to show your ugly mug in MY thread.
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ImagineMe2
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Go ahead and tease us, I always suspected you had a mean streak.
Wild_Honey_66
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I'm certain I will give you every detail. He didn't suddenly just show up again, acting as though there weren't an hour-long gap in-between posts. I feel no obligation to give him a chance to explain himself before flaming his sorry ass in public.
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I'm certain I will give you every detail. He didn't suddenly just show up again, acting as though there weren't an hour-long gap in-between posts. I feel no obligation to give him a chance to explain himself before flaming his sorry ass in public.
That is the worst, there should be some sense of urgency when delivering an erotic chat I think.
Wild_Honey_66
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I'm ready to begin my story. He didn't just offer me a very heartfelt apology, and try to make up for it in more ways than one.
I have no tolerance for such a man, and my heart doesn't melt a bit when he sends me a pic of the very lovely view from where he is right now (working). 
Nor do I giggle when he makes silly jokes to make me feel better. Men. Sheesh.
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