The Opposite

[walkingeagle]

I really wish some bald women would come around--

 

[ImagineMe2]

I'm glad Imagine Me isn't in here---

I'm not here to cause trouble, just saying hello.

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm not here to cause trouble, just saying hello.

I'm really sad to see you---I'll bet your the hairiest poster on lit!--

 

[ImagineMe2]

I'm really sad to see you---I'll bet your the hairiest poster on lit!--

You would lose that bet my friend, I have seen some much more elaborate "dos" if you catch my meaning.

 

[walkingeagle]

You would lose that bet my friend, I have seen some much more elaborate "dos" if you catch my meaning.

Where are they?----

 

[ImagineMe2]

Where are they?----

You might find a specimen or two in AmPics, there is a thread dedicated to that in the General Board also, perhaps another.

 

[walkingeagle]

You might find a specimen or two in AmPics, there is a thread dedicated to that in the General Board also, perhaps another.

Show me---

 

[badjanus]

Yeah no problem, pull my trousers off and you can use the olive oil on my skin.

 

[may_I_please]

Oh that would be a terrible thing to do, to see you all naked and glistening? Ick! I certainly hope you wouldn't slide any greasiness up near any part of my full clothed body - that wouldn't be pleasant for either of us

 

[badjanus]

That notion made me grimace, After a short reflection I will need to breathe life into my limp body, your clothed body would stay that way. I have an overwhelming compulsion to manhandle you out of the bedroom.

 

[may_I_please]

Good-oh I've never been interested in bedroom activities anyway - all those limbs and appendages, the sounds and smells - its rather stomach-churning

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I know right? All that sticky stuff and the slurping sounds..geeeez

 

[may_I_please]

It's not like it would be any fun rubbing up against my gnarled skin. I'm pretty sure you'd have more fun redecorating the living room

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

It's not like it would be any fun rubbing up against my gnarled skin. I'm pretty sure you'd have more fun redecorating the living room

I'd rather pick up after the dog than pull you up tight against me and bite your neck

 

[CodeYellow]

I don't think that you are amazing at all. Not one bit. In fact you repel me to such a degree that I think I will have to block you.

 

[may_I_please]

Gosh I hate it when men pull me close, makes me claustrophobic...I can tell by the tingling sensations, the inability to breathe properly and how muscles seem to just completely turn to jelly..not an experience I'd ever care to revisit any time soon or again and again

I'm also delighted when people block me, particularly when they are unable to string a coherent sentence together and have limited sexual experience

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Gosh I hate it when men pull me close, makes me claustrophobic...I can tell by the tingling sensations, the inability to breathe properly and how muscles seem to just completely turn to jelly..not an experience I'd ever care to revisit any time soon or again and again

I'm also delighted when people block me, particularly when they are unable to string a coherent sentence together and have limited sexual experience

I hate it when you squirm in my arms as I nibble my way down your neck ..makes me wanna just leave

 

[badjanus]

I imagine i could learn a lot

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm glad I'm the only one up--

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I hate being the only one here. This thread doesn't make me think hard enough.

 

[walkingeagle]

Wow I might get hard too if I wasn't alone--

 

[merryohmd]

I can't believe this thread still pops up once in a while. Is so disgusting that it should be banned.

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm glad Imagine me isn't here stalking me--

 

[ImagineMe2]

I'm glad Imagine me isn't here stalking me--

I just ruined your day then, sorry.

 

[walkingeagle]

I just ruined your day then, sorry.

I am really disappointed---and your new AV does nothing to excite me--