The only thing worse than spam in the inbox

[KillerMuffin]

is grammatically incorrect spam.

"Your A Winner!"

You rat bastards. You pricks. You motherfuckers. You knew I would be itching to open it and blast you about your sheer idiocy. You knew that I would be tempted almost beyond redemption to fire an email in your direction that demanded you learn the difference between your and you're. But I'm on to you people. You can't get me to verify my address that easy. I'm strong. I'm full of intestinal fortitude.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!

"Come look at me naked......."

*beats head on desk and mutters evilly about never checking email again*

 

[Prince Romeo]

What's up with with that squirt gun your holding behind you're back?

 

[Ryaine]

LOL

I really needed that KM.

 

[loveyamon]

is grammatically incorrect spam.

"Your A Winner!"

You rat bastards. You pricks. You motherfuckers. You knew I would be itching to open it and blast you about your sheer idiocy. You knew that I would be tempted almost beyond redemption to fire an email in your direction that demanded you learn the difference between your and you're. But I'm on to you people. You can't get me to verify my address that easy. I'm strong. I'm full of intestinal fortitude.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!

"Come look at me naked......."

*beats head on desk and mutters evilly about never checking email again*

has anyone told you today that they want to put their tongue up your ass ? Consider yourself told......

 

[kotori]

I know. I see these guys selling sunglasses or something from a parking lot, and they have this little booth with a banner "Like Seen On TV". Argggh.

 

[Smiley777]

Shit. Now I really am going to wonder if they do that on purpose.

 

[Spinaroonie]

YOU HAvE ALREADY WON A PIG!

 

[MsSpellChecker]

The only thing worse than spam in your inbox is...

seeing those stupid-cock-sucking-mother-fucking pigs!!!!!!! Enough is enough! They are far from funny anymore.

 

[Renegade]

is grammatically incorrect spam.

"Your A Winner!"

You rat bastards. You pricks. You motherfuckers. You knew I would be itching to open it and blast you about your sheer idiocy. You knew that I would be tempted almost beyond redemption to fire an email in your direction that demanded you learn the difference between your and you're. But I'm on to you people. You can't get me to verify my address that easy. I'm strong. I'm full of intestinal fortitude.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!

"Come look at me naked......."

*beats head on desk and mutters evilly about never checking email again*

Hey, atleast you don't receive several emails a day asking if you want to increase your penis size. Think they're trying to hint at something? *goes back to clearing out his inbox*