The One Thing You Want Me To Know

[Rubyfruit]

I consider Viva paper towels to be superior to all other brands.

 

[WaxNWane]

Two hundred and forty dollars will buy...a lot of pudding.

More than you can get for one hundred dollars.

(Awww, yeah.)

 

[Ham Murabi]

One very prominent Lit poster revealed Monday that he has six fingers as well as five toes on his left foot. We're supposed to see the AV on Thursday.

 

[Guest]

Sex... would be a good thing.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Sex... would be a good thing.

For 25 pesos you can fuck my seester.

 

[Dillinger]

OK - this is good.

I'll reveal something - I hate mornings - I've never been a morning person. My job often allows me flexible hours but there are plenty of times, like this week, when I do have to go to early meetings. I hate mornings. I'm very tired right now - and off to a meeting.

Oh - and sex would be a very good thing indeed...

 

[Guest]

what i want you to know??? hmmm.....i farted in my sleep last night

 

[Guest]

.

Oh - and sex would be a very good thing indeed...

yep that it would... and morning sex is always the best..
well in my opinion anyway

 

[Dillinger]

yep that it would... and morning sex is always the best..
well in my opinion anyway

Sex that starts in the morning and ends the next morning is even better.

 

[lilminx]

OK - this is good.

I'm very tired right now - and off to a meeting.

Why on earth would you be tired? Did anyone keep you out late?

 

[Guest]

I stopped coughing up hairballs.


Still stinky piss on curtains, though.



(Yeah, that's two things...but, you were gone since Friday.)

 

[Dillinger]

Why on earth would you be tired? Did anyone keep you out late?

Yeah - a certain minx and a hot dancer from the travelling production of Barney...

 

[bad kitty]

Sex that starts in the morning and ends the next morning is even better.

Yes please