The one big problem being single

[SnoopDog]

Ok, people, I just found out. The one big problem being single is....

.... You can't use any recipe for cooking because it's always too much.

I made french Crèpes with a mushroom - tomato filling. It tasted very good but all the recipes I had referred to 4 or more people.
I already cut all the given numbers down but it still was way too much.

Snoopy, lying around with a full stomach

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If that's the biggest problem with being single that you have, Snoop, you're doing pretty good buddy.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

LOL.. poor snoops..
just like lucky said.. not too much of a problem if thats the only one you have

besides, if you really want recipes for one... theres cook books out there for single peeps.
good luck on your cooking adventure.

 

[SnoopDog]

Well, honestly, I got A LOT of problems with being single, and I SO know that I don't want to stay like this forever.
But I just thought I reminded people of those small little bitchy problems that can occur.
Wanted to have a less serious note to it.

(Because if I had told you all the real problems I had, it would have sounded like begging for attention and hugs, )

By the way, anyone want to have some Crèpes ?

Snoopy

 

[R. Richard]

You can't use any recipe for cooking because it's always too much.

I made french Crèpes with a mushroom - tomato filling. It tasted very good but all the recipes I had referred to 4 or more people.
I already cut all the given numbers down but it still was way too much.

I think I understand the situation. You found a recipe for four people. I do not understand the problem.

I use recipes for four people all the time. These are obviously recipes for four tiny midgets, or one normal person with a hearty appetite. Hearty appetite I got!

By the way, I am an average sized person in both height and weight. Can stay, I have to go work out now.
R. Richard

 

[Liar]

If that's the biggest problem with being single that you have, Snoop, you're doing pretty good buddy.

The shrinks calls it projection, I think. I do it all the time. Besides, the one-person meal is a true annoyance.

Of course there are other, bigger drawbacks with being single. But you know, if I went around pondering those all day, I'd get reeeally desperate fast.

 

[Liar]

By the way, anyone want to have some Crèpes ?

Actually, I'm a bit hungry. I think I'll go make a too big crab salad.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The shrinks calls it projection, I think. I do it all the time. Besides, the one-person meal is a true annoyance.

Of course there are other, bigger drawbacks with being single. But you know, if I went around pondering those all day, I'd get reeeally desperate fast.

Well I'm joining the single fray as we speak. Not that my life will change all that much as I've felt single for quite sometime, but I'll commiserate with you on such atrocities/annoyances of meal prep. portion sizes then.

 

[Liar]

Well I'm joining the single fray as we speak. Not that my life will change all that much as I've felt single for quite sometime, but I'll commiserate with you on such atrocities/annoyances of meal prep. portion sizes then.

Let's form a club and trade recipies.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Let's form a club and trade recipies.

Or all move in together and cook for a big group instead of for one.

Then we can share night caps and have wild orgies.

 

[Liar]

Or all move in together and cook for a big group instead of for one.

Then we can share night caps and have wild orgies.

Now we're talking.

 

[SnoopDog]

Actually, I'm a bit hungry. I think I'll go make a too big crab salad.

[VOICE=HomerSimpson] Mmmmmmm, crabs.....[/VOICE]

Or all move in together and cook for a big group instead of for one.

Then we can share night caps and have wild orgies.

That sounds like one of the best plans I've heard in a long time.

Snoopy

 

[Just-Legal]

Try cooking for three, all who have allergies and different likes and dislikes...

*screams*

 

[SummerMorning]

Gruel. Everyday.

Nobody is allergic to gruel.

Or stale bread and water.

***

Don't you love going alone to a restaurant and looking at all those infuriatingly flirtatiously outrageously enviable couples bickering about the food while you just eat your meal in silence? Or maybe with a book?

 

[Black Tulip]

Or all move in together and cook for a big group instead of for one.

Then we can share night caps and have wild orgies.

Ummm, no thank you. That's where I came from before getting the hell out. I like being a single (mom) most of the time.



What pisses me off though is the double rating I have to pay because I am one person instead of two when it gets to booking a holiday.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Ummm, no thank you. That's where I came from before getting the hell out. I like being a single (mom) most of the time.



What pisses me off though is the double rating I have to pay because I am one person instead of two when it gets to booking a holiday.

Well I for one am going to be glad to only cook for myself and my daughter for a while. The wild orgy thing might be nice once in a while, but not really my bag.

The thing that sucks about being single for me at least is lying in bed at night, knowing there are tons of other single people out there doing the same and wishing I could be with the one of them that could make me smile just by being there when I woke up.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The thing that sucks about being single for me at least is lying in bed at night, knowing there are tons of other single people out there doing the same and wishing I could be with the one of them that could make me smile just by being there when I woke up.

Well, waking up next to you certianlly would make me smile.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Worst things about being single...

- Nobody who will cook for me.
- Nobody to give me massages.
- Nobody to worship the ground I walk on.
- Nobody to tell me that I'm a lazy bastard with alzeimers at the age of 25. (Oh wait, that's what mom is for! LMAO)
- That the few guys you actually start to fancy aren't interested in you.
- Nobody to have fuckalicious sex with for hours and end.


I've yet to travel and experience the whole financial "benefit" of being single.

Regarding the food portions, I never use recipes. They're not there to be followed. They're there for inspiration only.

/LP

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

We all know the bad things about being single. Too much food, late night thought processes, killer donuts, but let us now travel to the lighter side of singledom.

1) No one cares if you stay up all night typing on a laptop.
2) No one cares if you drink absinthe and rum.
3) No one cares if you spend your whole life drunk on the couch.
4) No one cares if you accidentally stick your dick in a nuclear reactor.
5) No one cares if you die.
6) No one cares.

Well, that got depressing awfully fast, now didn't it?

Yeah, being single usually sucks. You got freedom, but there's no one there to share it with.

 

[SnoopDog]

Amen to Lovepotion and L_C.

Snoopy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Worst things about being single...

- Nobody who will cook for me.
- Nobody to give me massages.
- Nobody to worship the ground I walk on.
- Nobody to tell me that I'm a lazy bastard with alzeimers at the age of 25. (Oh wait, that's what mom is for! LMAO)
- That the few guys you actually start to fancy aren't interested in you.
- Nobody to have fuckalicious sex with for hours and end.

-That's why we have restaurants.
-That's why we have professional massuers.
-That's why we have dogs.
-That's why we have moms AND sisters.
-That's because they're gay.
That's why we have fuck buddies and/or Mr Rabbit.

 

[rgraham666]

Having spent all but four years of my adult life single, what's the big deal? (Let see. Moved out on my own at 17, now 48, equals 31, minus 4 makes 27 years.)

Not being single has it's problems as all the divorced and attached people here can attest.

Make the best of what ya got.

 

[Liar]

Make the best of what ya got.

And here I was so happy wallowing in my "the grass is greener over there" self pity. Must you be so gosh darn wise?

 

[doormouse]

My life began when I became single.

Yay for singledom!!!

 

[SnoopDog]

Ok, I don't to pick a fight with anyone but I think the human being isn't made for being single and I believe anyone who says that being single is way better of who tries to talk about freedom and stuff and about how all the attached people diss and moan is just lying to himself.

Being single SUCKS !!!

It can be good for a while, but not forever.

Snoopy