The one and ONLY Literotica FRAT house!

[Ravenloft]

Join NOW! For only $125 a month!

We're having FUN! Why aren't YOU!?

(void where prohibited by law! Offer only VALID in Michigan!!! ACT NOW!!! OR MOE gets it!)

 

[Ravenloft]

From left to right, for all the Nancy Drew Wanabee's out there....

Xander: (In Cartman voice) Suck my balls Mr. Garrison, thank you...

Valdimer_79: Can I lick you? ...Puhleeze???

Ravenloft: Who are these guys, and why does my ASS feel funny!

 

[Ravenloft]

When worlds collide!

Danish ASS! American ASS! Who, TELL ME, who will WIN!!!

*Dun dun DUN!*

 

[doctor_insanus]

Re: When worlds collide!

Danish ASS! American ASS! Who, TELL ME, who will WIN!!!

*Dun dun DUN!*

Well, it won't be the viewers... you can be goddamn sure of that!

Jesus... I'm blind!

 

[Ravenloft]

Private moment... DON'T LOOK!!!

Wha? Who the FUCK are you!?

...Mistress?

It meant nothing!!! I promise!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Sweet baby Jesus... make it stop!

Just make the bad men go away!

 

[bluntforcemama]

How much for just Ravenloft?

 

[Cheyenne]

LMAO!

You guys are truly nuts.

 

[Ravenloft]

$125 a month.........for just me!!

 

[scylis]

i think i'm just gonna walk right back out of this thread before someone get's killed...

 

[Guest]

Wha?!? How the hell did my ass get on lit??

 

[Valdimer]

Damn computers...the unregistered is me....

 

[doctor_insanus]

Was it the computer... or the beer?

 

[Valdimer]

A little of both I must say......and we're almost out of beer......

 

[Valdimer]

What! You want some of this???

 

[Valdimer]

God, I must be hungry!!

 

[Guest]

ok... what do we get for $125 ??

 

[Ravenloft]

ME! Dont you pay ANY attention?! My GOD!

Oh... I forgot, you're BLONDE! (JK You know we all love ya! But not as much as Val and I love each other's HONEY ASSES!!!) Har har har!

He's giving me THAT look.,.. And smacking me up like Im his bitch or something... How could I resist???

But in all honesty, if you pay $125 you get the GRAND REWARD of living with us three pud knockers!!!

Woo hoo!

Who could ask for anything more?!

*rolling eyes*

 

[Guest]

lol just you???

but but... I thought it would be a package deal (minus Xander of course )

 

[doctor_insanus]

ok... what do we get for $125 ??

Severe emotional damage, from the look of it...

 

[Guest]

Severe emotional damage, from the look of it...

I think its all in the way you look at it.

say if someone was extremely emotionally damaged.... they might fix em

 

[Valdimer]

For $125????

I'm thrown in as the suprise gift!!!

Free inside Valdimer_79!!!!

 

[Guest]

umm uh
I think the viewers need some more pics..

yeah I think they do

 

[doctor_insanus]

Yes! Show them the faces of the meddlesome do-gooders who seek to thwart my evil schemes!

Bah!

*Realizes he's in the wrong thread*

Oops...

*Dun Dun DUNN!!*

 

[Guest]

and what is your evil scheme now???