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Freya

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the longer the hangover lasts. It's finally starting to fade a bit today, but I think the sunburn will take a bit longer.

For the 4th year in a row, I was at the Pottahawk Pissup on Sunday. Thousands of boats, even more thousands of boaters converge on an island in the middle of Lake Erie for a (long) day of sun, fun, and mucho booze. There are naked breasts everywhere, hopeful guys wandering around with beads hoping to see some, some thongs where they should never be, a few stubbed toes, lots of drunken stumbling, loud music, friendly people and lots of bright white skin turning steadily redder as the day moves on.

This is the highlight of the summer here for people with boats, and those lucky enough to know one. People come in from all over Ontario, Ohio, New York and other areas. Every year it gets bigger and bigger, and more and more fun. There isn't a rude person to be found as you walk for miles up and down the long lines of anchored boats.

http://www*****2.ca/Pottahawk/c_pottahawk_page_3.jpg

http://www*****2.ca/Pottahawk/kPG3.jpg

http://www*****2.ca/Pottahawk/kpg2.jpg

Unfortunately, many of the pics of this day are hosted on Angelfire, but here's the google link to see more:

http://images.google.ca/images?q=pottahawk&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&start=0&sa=N&filter=0



What a fucking day! And how was your weekend?
 
crazybbwgirl said:
Looks awesome! Is Pottahawk the name of the island?

Yeah, it's a tiny little bit of land not too far from Turkey Point in Lake Erie. I have no idea how this thing got started but it's been going on for years, and it just gets bigger every year. You see every different size of boat, from little aluminum fishing boats, to 50 footers, plus jet skis and air boats, lined up 3 or 4 deep for miles. They have a barge that floats around with bands playing music - although I've yet to actually see it.

We got up at 6am and left the marina at just past 7 - and already there were hundreds of boats there. By 9 am the place is packed full.
 
Freya said:
Yeah, it's a tiny little bit of land not too far from Turkey Point in Lake Erie. I have no idea how this thing got started but it's been going on for years, and it just gets bigger every year. You see every different size of boat, from little aluminum fishing boats, to 50 footers, plus jet skis and air boats, lined up 3 or 4 deep for miles. They have a barge that floats around with bands playing music - although I've yet to actually see it.

We got up at 6am and left the marina at just past 7 - and already there were hundreds of boats there. By 9 am the place is packed full.


Ok - please excuse my lack of geography - east end, west end of the Lake? I'm curious because we boat Lake Erie all summer long and are always looking for something fun to do. We are close to Put in Bay and Pelee Island?
 
y'know avery, i'd put you on ignore for fucking up my neat lit page with your large fonted profanity if i just didn't find you so pathetically hilarious.
 
crazybbwgirl said:
Ok - please excuse my lack of geography - east end, west end of the Lake? I'm curious because we boat Lake Erie all summer long and are always looking for something fun to do. We are close to Put in Bay and Pelee Island?

I had to google this cuz I had no idea, but here's a map that shows where Turkey Point is in relation to Pelee Island.

cw101810.jpg
 
bg23 said:
y'know avery, i'd put you on ignore for fucking up my neat lit page with your large fonted profanity if i just didn't find you so pathetically hilarious.

She's such a cool chick, and you know, she shows her tits to people, so that makes her simply wonderful, right?
 
That looks sweet Freya.

They have this thing here on this side of Lake St Claire called Javi Nooner....where all the boaters invade this one small island and just tie off boats everywhere.

I hear its mostly a sausage fest now though and Ive never been anyways.

You should do Thunderfest on the Detroit River here soon.
 
Freya said:
I had to google this cuz I had no idea, but here's a map that shows where Turkey Point is in relation to Pelee Island.

Ohhh - no wonder we've never heard of it! That's quite a long boat trip.
 
Killswitch said:
That looks sweet Freya.

They have this thing here on this side of Lake St Claire called Javi Nooner....where all the boaters invade this one small island and just tie off boats everywhere.

I hear its mostly a sausage fest now though and Ive never been anyways.

You should do Thunderfest on the Detroit River here soon.

I don't have a boat - I just invade my friend's every year. That Javi Nooner sounds like it might be about the same, only smaller.
 
crazybbwgirl said:
Ohhh - no wonder we've never heard of it! That's quite a long boat trip.

People come from everywhere for this. Some take a few days and boat down, tie up the night before and sleep over.

Seriously, if your boat can handle the trip, it's well worth it.
 
Freya said:
She's such a cool chick, and you know, she shows her tits to people, so that makes her simply wonderful, right?

hells bells!
you mean that's the key to being popular??
and all this time...i haven't been using my breasts nearly enough!

(i've never understood that mentality. it's illogical. given the choice between avery and a cow, i'm fairly sure i'd go for the cow. much more pleasant company, and bigger tits, too.)
 
Freya said:
I don't have a boat - I just invade my friend's every year. That Javi Nooner sounds like it might be about the same, only smaller.


Actually Javi Nooner was raw. Uninhabited island, and a bunch o drunks. They had a website but I think its gone and the cops shut this thing down anyways but...., no the thunderfest is the hydroplane boat races on the river.
 
bg23 said:
(i've never understood that mentality. it's illogical. given the choice between avery and a cow, i'm fairly sure i'd go for the cow. much more pleasant company, and bigger tits, too.)

The similarities are astounding though. I guess you have to be pathetic enough that the sight of some tits blinds you to everything else. Or, in other words, be one of hundreds of guys here.


KS, it's the same, except our cops let it go on - they just patrol it heavily. I think my mom and her man have gone to that Thundefest before.
 
Freya said:
The similarities are astounding though. I guess you have to be pathetic enough that the sight of some tits blinds you to everything else. Or, in other words, be one of hundreds of guys here.

except that cows don't usually have a bad case of tourettes (sp?).

the generic lit male
an idiot creature, easily tamed with the sight of tits and the promise of sex.

sounds familiar.
 
Freya said:
People come from everywhere for this. Some take a few days and boat down, tie up the night before and sleep over.

Seriously, if your boat can handle the trip, it's well worth it.


It looks like a lot of fun. I'll bet it would take all day to get up there. (thinking of the fuel costs...) Maybe the price of gas will go down next year?!?! HAHAHAHA
 
Killswitch said:
Actually Javi Nooner was raw. Uninhabited island, and a bunch o drunks. They had a website but I think its gone and the cops shut this thing down anyways but...., no the thunderfest is the hydroplane boat races on the river.

Now this one I've heard of - much closer to me. Sounds a bit too much fun though? We try to avoid boat cops.
 
crazybbwgirl said:
It looks like a lot of fun. I'll bet it would take all day to get up there. (thinking of the fuel costs...) Maybe the price of gas will go down next year?!?! HAHAHAHA

It's always the 2nd Sunday in July - you could take the whole weekend, make a mini-vacation out of it. Don't buy your gas there though - it's probably 5-10 cents more per litre than anywhere else.

http://www*****2.ca/Pottahawk/kPG4.jpg

Come over to the darkside - you'll never regret it. :D
 
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