**~~~> The OFFICIAL "Question of the Day" THREAD <~~~**

[pizzaboyatdoor]

This thread cumms after having my gonads slapped around a little in another thread here, last nite; over my "questionable" humor styles, and going first to my other "regular daily chat addiction" first, this morning. The idea originated there.

(background crapolla: said "styles" do include: the dry wit (or lack thereof); dripping sarcasm (usually oozing worse than precum after the third page of a REALLY HAWT story on LE); the tee~hee~hee, junior high boi with yet ANOTHER insta~hard moment, fueling the silliness, sometimes; the occasional, blatant in-your-fukin-face, raging homosexual, outrage-laced, almost drag-queen tirades; and just plain old Rodney Dangerfield or Lucille Ball sTuPidiTY....and the really rare times, I pull off one that is almost Johnny Carson, monologue-level-quality, GOOD ONES! Maybe it has something to do with the way I use more metaphors; analogies; totally-invented-up, acronyms; et al; than Carter Has Liver PIlls! <~~see! like that one, haha~~> Or just my habit of whipping off words in a post that can't even be found over at the 'Urban Dictionary' site (like: "strokomance" or "strokodrama" or "CumNgoQwikie"), may indeed, NOT be "giggle~giggle, kinda cute and it DOES fit tho," funny to people???? <shrug>

But....as good old Sophia, LOVES to inject at moments like this: "But, I digress...."

This is something I began about 3 years ago, on an chat board of current and former eBay sellers, and is still going strong each and every day. It can spurn some pretty damn funny shit for replies AND also create some wildly SERIOUS discussions too...depending on the original question, the answers that come, and the level of insanity of partakers..... and (of course! ) the level of trolling going on! Kinda like a good sized daily orgy....but with no need for KY or slings....or concerns about who is str8 or bi or gay.

THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT A *NEW* AND MAYBE FUN THING TO ADD TO, THE OTHER STUFF ALREADY HERE TO DIVERT OUR ATTENTION FROM BEING ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE WHEN WE NEED TO "TAKE BREAK & LAFF"....or just get busted thru the damn brain block before the concrete sets up and makes it a serious, FUKIN~WRITERS~BLOCK~BERLIN~WALL; and/or hopefully short lived 'laziness' at writing momentary half decent excuse to hang out here for hours...and hours......and HOURS, it seems like some days!

***~~~> EASIEST RULES in the whole damn place: <~~~<***

#1: You....Me....oldest ranking senior member to the newest of the nOObs....Somebody....ANYBODY....can pop the first new question of the day ( official acronym is: "QotD" btw) anytime after 12:01AM, in whatever time zone they are in.

# 2: Just post something along the lines like *I* will be with the first one immeditely following this mini-shorty stroking I'm doing to PIMP the damn new girl thread in town. (IE: just ask a fucking weird, serious, twisted, always wanted to know....whatever, QUESTION! )

# 3: Due to the nature of the site and the readership there-of......there aren't ANY RULES about content! ALL questions are fair game for QotD status! Mild & mellow vanilla to stuff that would even make John Holmes or Linda Lovelace blush, is the acceptable range!

(well.....things LIKE: 'are gay pizzaboi & str8 ghostboi, REALLY doin' it in cyber or not?'....might be looked as fairly tacky and uncalled for! At least leave the first punch for a fist fight, name-calling, small arms fire for an ONGOING war, kicks to the nads & titty twistin' stuff TO the replies....and NOT have it BE the actual QotD, please! <smooch> thx)

# 4: ......hmmmm......lemme think a sec......NOPE! #1 ~ #3 pretty much covers it!

So.....gimme a few to do a qwik & actually CONCISE....(yeah, i heard that "for a change" crack out there....BITCH! LOL )....post right away and as Al Bundy was soooo good at doing: Rolls uP da sleeves; paste on that "fuk~U~2~BOY" scowl.....and only state:

"LET'S ROCK!!!" :caning: ( but HAVE FUN while we rockin' )


(editing ONLY to scream: I CUMMED! and only doing that since this was my #100 post to the board! 8====> ~~ ~ ~

^*^

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

QotD for~~~~>>> May 3, 2012: the virgin cherry one! ~

QotD for the date of MAY 3, 2012:

I'm pretty sure we *ALL* have someplace you couldn't PAY us to live,....What is yours and why?? ??

(Simple one-place answers up thru: planet, country, state, region, city, neighborhood, et al, specific answers be okie~dokie, TOO. )

Soooo......who is gonna be FIRST?????

 

[lance gt]

You couldn't pay me to live with my ex wife, ever. Self explanitory, I think.

 

[PennLady]

You couldn't pay me to live in the southern US, mostly b/c of the weather (too hot) and partly b/c of the political climate.

 

[sr71plt]

Kansas and surrounding area. Too flat and monotonous landscape and murderous weather.

 

[lovecraft68]

You couldn't pay me to live in Florida, Texas, Arizona, Nevada or anywhere that it is warm year round.

I'm born and raised in New England and although the snow can be a pain in the ass I love the cold and I'm miserable in the heat,

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

You couldn't pay me to live with my ex wife, ever. Self explanitory, I think.

Well.......Lance got the cherry!

It's sloppy BUT FUN seconds for the rest of us standing in line!

(imma gonna hold back on mine for a while....cuz its WAY too much PROOF of what my balls started getting knocked around for, over in the other thread: that gOOfY questionable humor thang! )

(i really expect the emoticon fetish to be the NEXT thang....or that i use four dots instead of three for an ellipse! )

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hehe-- reading your posts is like having being in the room with the guy with the broadway musical fetish. You know he means well, but your ears are ringing...


You could pay me to live almost anywhere, if it were enough money. Although I don't know how long I could live in some places-- a few minutes maybe.

 

[Kurokami]

You couldn't pay me to live in Adelaide, South Australia. I kept having to go on holiday there as a youth because that's where my grandparents used to live, and that place just frustrates the shit out of me. I can never seem to discern where I am at any given time, so I get lost every damn time, and the entire city makes me feel like a toddler, it's so... old timey. I don't know why I feel that way, it's just the vibe I get from the place.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

So far I've liked everywhere I've been, but I just don't think you could pay me to live anywhere for more then a few months.

I get homesick when I'm not in minnesota

 

[Safe_Bet]

The Vatican.

I don't think that would work out well for anybody.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

The Vatican.

I don't think that would work out well for anybody.

HEADLINE

In a terrifying murder-spree, a single woman managed to mutilate the pope and several of his associates. She escaped into the sunset, and local citizens should be warned that she is armed and easily offended!

 

[RjThoughts]

I could not live in the South. The weather's too hot and humid, the political scene is too narrow-minded and religion based, and frankly I like having my five seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn, and "When are those fucking leaf peppers/Saratoga track people leaving?!!"

 

[oggbashan]

Canberra. Too hot, too far from the sea, too many roundabouts, too many Australian politicians...

Basingstoke. Too far from the sea, too many roundabouts, too much concrete.

Milton Keynes. Too far from the sea, too many roundabouts, too much concrete and concrete cows.

Brasilia. Too hot, too far from the sea, too much concrete, too many Brasilian politicians...

 

[lance gt]

Canberra. Too hot, too far from the sea, too many roundabouts, too many Australian politicians...

Basingstoke. Too far from the sea, too many roundabouts, too much concrete.

Milton Keynes. Too far from the sea, too many roundabouts, too much concrete and concrete cows.

Brasilia. Too hot, too far from the sea, too much concrete, too many Brasilian politicians...

*starts singing...'Oh I love to live beside the seaside, I love to live beside the sea....'

 

[TxRad]

Hehe-- reading your posts is like having being in the room with the guy with the broadway musical fetish. You know he means well, but your ears are ringing...


You could pay me to live almost anywhere, if it were enough money. Although I don't know how long I could live in some places-- a few minutes maybe.

I was thinking more along the lines of a circus midway.

On a different note:

I love the way all you Yankees yell about the heat and humidity here in the south. I also love the millions, and millions and millions of dollars you snow birds dump on the Gulf coast every winter trying to get your toes warm after leaving your great Yankee winters behind.

 

[oggbashan]

*starts singing...'Oh I love to live beside the seaside, I love to live beside the sea....'

I do. The sea is the other side of the road.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I do. The sea is the other side of the road.

It would appear that you have a coastal semen fetish, sir. Do you feel as strongly about sea swallows and the dwarf dik-dik???

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

I could not live in the South. The weather's too hot and humid, the political scene is too narrow-minded and religion based, and frankly I like having my five seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn, and "When are those fucking leaf peppers/Saratoga track people leaving?!!"

Buwahahahaaha!!!!

You sooooo gonna love MY reply when I post it!!!

If you can stomach my humor, that is.

THANKS EVERYONE FOR PLAYIN' SO FAR! WE *ARE* OPEN 24/7/365

(back into serious LURK mode )

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

I was thinking more along the lines of a circus midway.

Ummmmmm.....

....was that a POKE, ('buddy' if so)......or a SLAM ( *BITCH!* if yes) ????

(not LOOKIN' for fisticuffs....BUT.....well juz sayin' )

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

It would appear that you have a coastal semen fetish, sir. Do you feel as strongly about sea swallows and the dwarf dik-dik???

Ooooooooo....sweet lil slip-it-in-there smooth move!

 

[Derroreaper]

Charleston South Carolina, four years was more than enough...

 

[TxRad]

Ummmmmm.....

....was that a POKE, ('buddy' if so)......or a SLAM ( *BITCH!* if yes) ????

(not LOOKIN' for fisticuffs....BUT.....well juz sayin' )

Nope, more of an insight into things since this is a writers site and not a chat room free for all. Kind of like using text speak to write a novel. It might work but it looks odd and crappy as hell.

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

Nope, more of an insight into things since this is a writers site and not a chat room free for all. Kind of like using text speak to write a novel. It might work but it looks odd and crappy as hell.

Well....if that's how you truly feel, then you really gonna hate this post!

But....for today, anyway....'My beach, My waves!' You are more than welcome to OWN it....at 12:01am....tomorrow.

(plus....if you could be inconvenienced maybe, to bother *TO* read any of my submissions....you will discover VERY quickly; that whilst I may work-in some similar type things, sometimes, I hardly have a published writing style that MIRRORS the posting one! ymmv tho )

~~~> My answer to the question is:



Hope planet, country, state, region, city, neighborhood, et al, specific answers be okie~dokie!

.....Pluto: I may act like a hermit at times....but I aint THAT much of one!

.....France: Of the countries I have been to, it HAS TO BE France. Once you been to Versaille & The Riviera....the country sucks as far as *I* am concerned.

.....Mississippi and/or Alabama: I may have grown up on the West-by-gawd-Virginny border, in just as rural and sometimes, AS backwards, SE Ohio; and may call the bulls eye center of the 'Redneck Riviera' home; BUT....Pensacola (even with it being the 'East LA~east lower alabammer' that it is) is about the MOST "good ol southern boy"; whacho-christian magnet; "what time *IS* da Klan meetin' tonite, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob?"; hate-flag-wavin' collection of 1960s style homophobic, freakaziods *I* can handle; when it comes to states in the USA....thankie very much for the casinos, but NO, to even staying overnite there!!!

.....the DEEP South and/or MOST of the south: the big cities are one thing, (Hotlanta, the Big Squeezy, Mayberry, NC was actually pretty cool, and most of the Atlantic coast touristy towns are ok, BUT....once you get beyond the GREAT people with some real southern belle & gentleman charm....the confederate flag wavini', beer guzzllin', High Grand Wizad, cast of 'Deliverance', faithful members of the 'First Last Third Congregation of the Upmost Rightous Baptist Church & Pot Luck Hall'....missing links that live there....screw it ALL up!!!

.....PARIS!!! Hands-the-frog-breath-down, it SURE wouldn't be Paris! Might have the rep of 'beautiful & romantic' but once you have been UP the Eiffel Tower and THRU the hallways of the Louvre....again....the ruddest-azzed people on the earth & the literal FILTH of the city detroyed any charm the fantasy had held for me!

.....Any McMansion laced; upitty~crusty; ostentacious house & car rich, but FILLED with class and breeding poverty cases for "neighbors"....typically saturated with hard-core-GOP-types, and/or rich or wannabes, 'people next door'....and 'next door' looks good from the curb but is "we really be *POOR*AS*HELL*" inside, people & their rude lil spoiled brat sperms they created....type of SUBDIVISIONS! YA~UUUCK!! NO THANKS! Most of those clowns have more credit rating, than they do either income OR brains, anyway....and make "livin' da good life, high on the flashy hog"....A REAL PIG FARM for anyone else living around them....hell....neighbors to them, usually only means: someone they can borrow $50 from quick....to cover the bill AND THE TIP....for the $49.88 pile of pizza & wings & $2.89 per two-liter Cokes that are on the way; and their VISA card was rejected cuz its maxed! NO WAY I'M LIVING IN THOSE PLACES!


No way....Gimme my trailer park trash neighbors & the 35++ year old tin cans we live in....ANY freakin' day of the week....YEAH!

OH HELL YEAH!!! And every day *OF* the week too....please God!

Yeah....The ones that are always willing to help each other out (physically OR with the last $2 they have till payday); watch each other's 'stuff' and their kids' when they are out playing too; make sure the older, single & loney guy down the street, with all the cats but no friends or family close by it appears, has a PLATEFUL (or TWO!) of their Thanksgiving dinner, instead of Mac & Cheese and a bologna sandwich; ones that just takes their mower and goes over and just does it, so the the old widow across the street doesn't have to mow her own grass in the killer heat of the summer; or gives the guy that's been unemployed for a year and lost his car, rides to the grocery store when he needs to restock the empty cabinets.....and their mostest, bestest quality and character trait of all is.......

.....KNOWS THAT *WE* ARE ALL, SOMEWHERE NEAR THE TOP OF THE POVERTY LEVEL (just barely) AT THE BEST....AND STILL LAUGH AT BEING CALLED 'TRAILER TRASH'....CUZ....

....we may INDEED *look* like it; but we are most likely, the LAST example of anything BEING 'Mayberry' or "LeaveIttoBeaverville' LEFT in most cities of 50,000 ~ 75,000 or more people!

Yeah, yeah....I know....YOUR city of 88,000 or 121,369 *IS* different.

OK....maybe....but I am also willing to bet, that "your lil unique corner of the world example" is more like: 'BradyBunchTown' at the driveway; and 'Married-With-Children-Insane-City' inside the closed doors. It just GOES with 'homes without wheels' and 'real' neighborhoods with 'real' houses....for some reason.

SORRY....just MnotSHO after living it both ways.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Everyone watch out for the post from JohnT87st his links are flagged as malicious by my virus software