The Official Pasty White Ass Thread

UnseenChagrin

Déesse de Sensualité
Joined
Feb 15, 2003
Posts
2,613
Ok, out of boredom, I'm creating a thread to see who has the whitest ass on lit. This is probably the only time I'll say it.. but asses only please! :devil:

Here is my contribution... (the lighting actually makes my skin tone look much darker than it is)
 
Now you all must feel the wrath of my pasty white ass...

Little small and my damn camera software now seems broken... but
 
Yikes, you're right. You win! :D Must be because I'm originally from Michigan... yeah, that's it. Our asses aren't naturally that pasty. ;)
 
UnseenChagrin said:
Yikes, you're right. You win! :D Must be because I'm originally from Michigan... yeah, that's it. Our asses aren't naturally that pasty. ;)

:mad: well plenty of people think its cute... :p
 
It's cute! I didn't say it wasn't cute. I just said it has the winning pastiness hue so far.
 
UnseenChagrin said:
It's cute! I didn't say it wasn't cute. I just said it has the winning pastiness hue so far.

ok.... I forgot we were just judging on the pastyness of it... In my fear of winning, I tried to point out how cute it was to make it seem not so pasty...
 
Cute thread Leah!!!

But, I think I have EVERYONE beat!


You should all....


Fear the wrath of my -
 
Jennxxx said:
Cute thread Leah!!!

But, I think I have EVERYONE beat!


You should all....


Fear the wrath of my -

...but oh such a do-able pasty white ass. Lovely imagery there, conjurs up all kinds of dirty deeds :)
 
lone_star said:
...but oh such a do-able pasty white ass. Lovely imagery there, conjurs up all kinds of dirty deeds :)


Dirty deeds?

Like pelting my pasty white ass with mud pies?


Those kind of dirty deeds? :D
 
timmaah said:
cutest pastiest whitest ass I've seen.... :D


Kisses Tim!



Leah - Your ass is soooo not pasty! (I need to go tan... ugh)
 
Jennxxx said:
Dirty deeds?

Like pelting my pasty white ass with mud pies?


Those kind of dirty deeds? :D

Uh, yeah, we could do that, after I used it for a few other things, HAHA
 
lone_star said:
Uh, yeah, we could do that, after I used it for a few other things, HAHA


LMAO!

Hmmmmm... this sounds interesting.


Mud baths are supposed to be really good for the skin. :D
 
Jennxxx said:
LMAO!

Hmmmmm... this sounds interesting.


Mud baths are supposed to be really good for the skin. :D

Well, I'm not denying you your mud bath, I'm just gonig to make you earn it...

HAHAHA :)
 
lone_star said:
Well, I'm not denying you your mud bath, I'm just gonig to make you earn it...

HAHAHA :)


Ohhhh, I see how you are.


I do LOVE a man who can take control..... *swoon*


Another pasty ass pic just so it doesn't seem as if we are hijacking the thread... hehehe
 
Jennxxx said:
Ohhhh, I see how you are.


I do LOVE a man who can take control..... *swoon*


Another pasty ass pic just so it doesn't seem as if we are hijacking the thread... hehehe

...all I need is something worth taking :)
 
UnseenChagrin said:
damnitall my ass is too pasty! :mad:


while your ass may be luscious, we still pastier :p

(although you can keep trying to prove me wrong if you like)
 
I was actually in the process of beginning to take pics to prove how pasty my ass is when the camera batteries decided to stop working. Sooooo they're charging and I should get some pics tomorrow maybe... if I'm in the mood to take them then. :D
 
UnseenChagrin said:
I was actually in the process of beginning to take pics to prove how pasty my ass is when the camera batteries decided to stop working.

Bet you never imagined one Saturday night you'd be sitting around mad because you could take pics of your own pasty white ass ?
 
timmaah said:
Bet you never imagined one Saturday night you'd be sitting around mad because you could take pics of your own pasty white ass ?

hush boy
 
Great thread idea...Leah..... I love the ones that have been posted already.........is this one pasty enough for you?
 
Back
Top