The official Make Them Stop thread... Republican Candidates Edition

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If I were elected God this evening, the first thing I would do would be to stop all commentary about Romney's freaking healthcare scheme in Massachusetts and Rick Perry's freaking immigration deal as Texas governor.

Why? Because there is nothing more that can be said on either topic; every comment is just a repeat of what has been said over and over again for months now. They don't seem to understand that the vast majority of independent voters couldn't give a damn about either topic.

The only interesting part is that, if it continues much longer, their pointless and repetitive rants will leave Newt Gingrich as the GOP nominee Nov 2012. If that happens, he will most likely beat Obama in the electoral college but lose the popular vote by a huge amount. Just a hunch.

Can you imagine seven (7) more rant sessions?

Yawn.
 
I refuse to watch until at least half of the Republican field drops out. What's the point?
 
I refuse to watch until at least half of the Republican field drops out. What's the point?

Exactly.

No point at all.

Gee.... I wonder what Herman Cain is going to say about taxes? Hmmmm?

I can hardly wait to hear Bachmann's views on life and abortion.

And how 'bout Huntsman rambling on about something when even he has no idea what he's talking about?

I bet the next "debate" draws less than a 10 market share. America would rather watch reruns of How It's Made for crissakes.
 
Exactly.

No point at all.

Gee.... I wonder what Herman Cain is going to say about taxes? Hmmmm?

I can hardly wait to hear Bachmann's views on life and abortion.

And how 'bout Huntsman rambling on about something when even he has no idea what he's talking about?

I bet the next "debate" draws less than a 10 market share. America would rather watch reruns of How It's Made for crissakes.

Huntsman is the only one in the bunch who has a brain and doesn't suffer from a serious personality disorder. Newt and Mitt have brains but I wouldn't trust either of them as far as I could throw them. And what the fuck kind of names are Newt and Mitt anyway? You every know anybody named Newt or Mitt? Granted I've never known anybody named Barack but Newt and Mitt sound like cartoon characters.
 
Huntsman. Now see, right there is a potential 10 minutes of my life that I'd never get back.
 
Huntsman. Now see, right there is a potential 10 minutes of my life that I'd never get back.
He's about as charismatic as a lawn chair, but he's the only one of that bunch I'd trust with the nuclear codes.
 
I refuse to watch until at least half of the Republican field drops out. What's the point?

Yeah...


'bout that...

By then there will have been four primaries/caucuses, and the press will have already selected a nominee for us.

They are ready for Newt and terrified of Cain.

He ain't one of Dem.

Mitt is...

:)
 
For example, our state moved its primary up to February, but because it then will not be legal by the RNC, they will hold a caucus in March; that way, they can undo our pick and let us know who we should have chosen, so Cain will win, but Romney will get the credit...

BASTAGES!

:mad: Sorry I started a fight at your White Panther Party...
 
Huntsman is the only one in the bunch who has a brain and doesn't suffer from a serious personality disorder. Newt and Mitt have brains but I wouldn't trust either of them as far as I could throw them. And what the fuck kind of names are Newt and Mitt anyway? You every know anybody named Newt or Mitt? Granted I've never known anybody named Barack but Newt and Mitt sound like cartoon characters.

Redneck translation: He's a DEMOCRAT tool...


:nods:
 
If the debates were real debates I'd watch them, but they're a waste of time.

Cain or Gingrich would destroy Obama in a real debate. Either of them could beat The Fraud in a general election. At this point there is little he can do to recover from his record of corruption, incompetence and appeasement.
 
According to merc and U_D, yesterday guarantees his reelection.



He healed EUROPE! (from behind!)

:)
 
Should we stop repeating that 0bama's a dangerous idiot, too? The majority of voters don't give a damn about that fact, either. :rolleyes:
 
Navel gazing never illuminates much.

Wall Street made a diaper load of money yesterday but pension funds gotta do something with the money they collect. I do the same with my pension and SS chex. So WS and commodities and gold had a good day. WS beats hiding the money under the privy, but not by much.

Banks gotta eat their Greek losses. And the Germans gotta print a trillion Euros to feed the Greeks for a while.

Our local newspaper is hopping mad cuz teachers now gotta contribute 3% of their pay for pensions. The paper sez the GOP fucked the teachers outta money. The court agrees. The paper just cut pay 5%, reduced benefits, and fired 6% of the staff. Not a problem they say. Years ago Justice Holmes said of public employees: THEY GOT A RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH BUT THEY AINT GOT A RIGHT TO A GOVERNMENT JOB. So I expect the pool of union teachers to shrink after they get their money back.

They paid no attention to our local firemen. The county offered the union a 5% pay cut and NO layoffs, or NO pay cut and 30 layoffs. The union picked the 30 layoff option. Firemen average 75K in this county. Their officers average 100K.
 
You inflate the dollar and sooner or later those closest to the inflation end up with a fistful of dollars...



;) ;)
 
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We can only hope.



Wait, that sounded extremist.



But it's mine, so that makes it all okay then.



*spit*
 
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