The official Lit quarantine for song parodies

[ydahecnot]

A hobby of mine is to give well-known songs new, twisty lyrics. An esoteric interest, to be sure, so I don't want to gunk up other threads with it, the way I killed the Lit funeral thread with the one I will start with. So I will keep my efforts here, and add as something pops (could happen tonight). Others unfortunately, er, similarly interested can contribute, too.

Here is Literotica Pie


A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That musing used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could have a hot romance
And maybe I'd be happy for a while

But O the summer made me shiver
With every quip that I'd deliver
Bad nudes on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his hotwife bride
Something teased me deep inside
The day the musing died

So

Bye, bye, Literotica Pie
Drove my "Chevy" in her levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were jerking off to hentai
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you cum on the book of love
And do you have faith in the post above
If Wild_Honey tells you so?
Do you believe in cock and hole?
Can musing save your horny soul?
And can you teach me how to fuck real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you flirtin' on the thread
You both showed off your boobs
Man, you made my balls so blue-hoo

I was a lonely midage broncing buck
Into masturbation and being a cuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the musing died
I started singin'

Bye, bye, Literotica Pie
Drove my "Chevy" in her levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were jerking off to hentai
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now, for ten years I've been without a moan
And moss grows fat on my swollen stones
But, that's not how it used to be

When Jett would sing for the size queens
And coat their furrows with his cream
In a voice that smacked of ecstasy
Oh and while Jett was hitting up Corbal
Oxford pleased the horny crowd
The orgy was adjourned
No condoms were returned
And while Ice Princess wrote the book on snark
The foursome frolicked in the park
And we snuck handies in the dark
The day the musing died
We were singin'

Bye, bye Literotica Pie
Drove my "Chevy" in her levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were jerking off to hentai
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Hump her bump her in a summer swelter

The babes in tight shorts and halters
Gettin' me one foot high and rising fast
It all turned foul on the GB grass
The playahs tried to make a pass
With Jett on the sidelines in a cast
With her half-trimmed hair and sweet perfume
My thoughts turned to her velvet womb
I got right on to dance
Oh, but I never got the chance
'Cause the playahs tried to play the field
The damn GB refused to yield
Do you recall the alts revealed
The day the musing died?
We started singin'

Bye, bye Literotica Pie
Drove my "Chevy" in her levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were jerking off to hentai
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die


Oh, and there we were, glitter all over the place
A bunch of bottoms lost in subspace
With no time left to beg again
So come on jack me nimble, jack me quick
Make her sit on a candlestick
'Cause fire is Sassydevil's only friend
Oh and as I watched her rub my cock cage
Her hands were gloved in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that satin spell
And as ForestFlame stepped high into her tights
To fuel a sacrilegious rite
I saw Sassy
laughing
with delight
The day the musing died
She was singin'

Bye bye Literotica pie
Drove my "Chevy" in her levee, but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were jerking off to hentai
Singing this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die


I met a girl wearing sheer blue
And I asked her for some happy news
But she licked her lips and turned away

I went way down to Page 4
Where I'd saw the musing years before
But the admin said the threads were locked away

And on the board the flame wars screamed
The whiners cried, and the horndogs creamed
But not a word was spoken
Ben-wah balls all were broken

And the three things I admire the most
Absinthe_Father, the sun, and the five-word post
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the musing died
And they were singing...


Byyyye, bye Literotica Pie
Drove my "Chevy" in her levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were jerking off to hentai
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

They were singing
(Chorus of hundreds) Bye, bye Literotica Pie
Drove my "Chevy" in her levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were jerking off to hentai
Singin' THIIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE

 

[DarkSimian]

If I had a lighter, it would be lit for you, sir

 

[ydahecnot]

In memorium, almost two years too late: Glenn Frey Blues. Like I said in the thread title, this is a quarantine.

There's trouble in my gut tonight
Arthritis in my bones
I had a operation
The danger mine alone

I knew white cells were loaded
But I didn't think it'd kill
Then all my hopes exploded
And my life was soon worth nil

So baby, here's the address
Put the documents in your hand
Here's the lawyer's number
Do it just the way we planned
Leave the children $20 million
And the roadies 20 grand.

I'm sorry it went down like this
A life is tough to lose
It's the nature of pathology
It's the Glenn Frey Blues
Glenn Frey Blues

The doctors and nurses
The soldiers battling my flaws
The colitis and the pneumonia
And setbacks nobody saw
I could use some heroin, cocaine or hash
But my wife can't carry weapons, and Don controls the cash
I've had to deal with shady characters, and dirty record deals
Every accountant an alias, those goddamn piggies squeal
The lure of kicking Felder, it's got a very strong appeal

This thing ain't getting better
Who will fill my shoes?
It's a hotel I ain't leavin'
It's the Glenn Frey Blues
Glenn Frey Blues

I bet this makes the headlines
For at least several days
Will they then go back on tour
So Joe Walsh can snort his pay?

Please don't sell the condos in Miami and L.A.
Hide the gold in Telluride
To keep the IRS away

Please scatter my ashes over Colombia and Peru
Watch 'em flutter peacefully, that's all that you can do
And try to remember the days of me and you...me and you

Outlived by Abe Vigoda, and Betty White, too
It's the end of my existence
It's the Glenn Frey Blues
Glenn Frey Blues

 

[ydahecnot]

If I had a lighter, it would be lit for you, sir

Are you now going to put the lighter back in your pocket?

 

[ydahecnot]

Profound apologies to Carly Simon

You walked into the Playground
Like you were posting upon a yacht
You had strategically started your own thread
Your av, it was Sherilee Scott
You had one eye on the page as
You helped yourself get off
And all the girls would not be your partner, not be your partner

And, youuu're sooo vain
You probably think Dear Litster's about you
Youuu're sooo vain (so vain!)
You probably think Dear Litster's about you, don't you, don't you, don't you

Well you macked me several years ago
You thought I was Perky T
You said that we did such good role play
And that you'd never leave
But you cut names from your buddy list
And one of them was me

I had a dream: I_Hate_Clowns in my coffee
Clowns in my coffee
And, youuu're sooo vain
You probably think Dear Litster's about you
Youuu're sooo vain (so vain!)
You probably think Dear Litster's about you, don't you, don't you, don't you

(Awesome guitar solo, then repeat of above block)

Well, I heard of your entry on Rate My Tits
And your whore naturally won
And then you laughed at the cheesy clip art
And caused the total eclipse of the sun
You're with who you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some hottie named Vi or the alt of my best friend, alt of my best friend

And, youuu're so vain,
You probably think Dear Litster's about you
Youuu're sooo vain (so vain!)
You probably think Dear Litster's about you, don't you, don't you, don't you

 

[Violetvixen1]

OMG I love this thread!! I do shit like this in my head all day long! The first one is my favorite!

 

[ydahecnot]

*picks myself up off the floor...Well, welcome! And you can post your own stuff too

 

[DarkSimian]

......

 

[Violetvixen1]

*picks myself up off the floor...Well, welcome! And you can post your own stuff too

Silly! If I find some inspiration I shall!!

 

[ydahecnot]

Who is Jon in Housewares? Is he from a show I have not seen?

Normally you would tweak most of the lyrics

 

[beachbaby179]

I have friends who created a whole band based on song parodies they created when they were high. There are still some songs that I can never remember the actual words to, because in my head, I always sing the parody.

 

[DarkSimian]

Who is Jon in Housewares? Is he from a show I have not seen?

Normally you would tweak most of the lyrics

It's not important Y

 

[ydahecnot]

*new song, somehow, enters my head, just have to figure how to twist the lyrics

 

[UnchainedWordist]

I love writing parodies. Well done Yda.

 

[ydahecnot]

Join the party

 

[AbsintheFather]

Join the party

Here you go . . .

A Springsteen knock-off - Think Fire



I'm paging through the users
I reading on your bio
I send you my dick pic
You just say no
You say you don't like it
But girl I know you're a liar
'Cause when we IM
Ooh, Cy-ber

But late at night
We’re talkin' on the phone
I say I wanna play
You say you’re not alone
You say you don't talk dirty
But you can't hide your desire
‘Cause when we start
Ooh, Cy-ber

I lubed my dick
Right from the start
A grip so slick
I couldn't wait to start
My hand started pumpin’
Workin’ on my tool
Well your words they burn
You say your pussy’s a pool

Lophat and Vee Tee
Lunation and Default
You can bet
Their lust they didn't deny
Your bio says you don’t
But your words they lie
When we IM
Mmh, Cy-ber
Cy-ber

I lubed my dick
Right from the start
A grip so slick
I couldn't wait to start
My hand started pumpin’
Workin’ on my tool
Well your words they burn
You say your pussy’s a pool


Lowphat and Vee Tee
Lunation and Default
You can bet
Their lust they didn't deny
Your bio says you don’t
But your words they lie
When we IM
Mmh, Cy-ber
Cy-ber
Cy-ber
Cy-ber
Cy-ber
Cy-ber
Cy-ber

 

[ydahecnot]

Holy fuck, that's awesome, AF. Who is Blaze?

This will not approach that, just a quickie:

The Beaatles, they were awesome
They were the world's best band
But nowww, they're no more
They died by Yoko's haaaaand
They died by Yoko's haa-aa-and
They died by Yoko's hand

Oh pleeease, say to me
That there'll be a last jam
Oh pleeease, don't tell me
They died by Yoko's haaaaand
They died by Yoko's haa-aa-and
They died by Yoko's hand

And when she touched John
He felt happy, inside
And then the disdain toward Paul
He can't hide, he can't hide, he can't hiiiide

The Beaatles, they were awesome
They were the world's best band
But nowww, they're no more
They died by Yoko's haaaaand
They died by Yoko's haa-aa-and
They died by Yoko's haaaaand
They died by Yoko's haa-aa-aa-aa-and

 

[curvyangel1969]

These are super good you guys. You all are so creative and

 

[ydahecnot]

Horndoggy?

 

[curvyangel1969]

Horndoggy?

You're just saying that because of my AV.

However, looking at the creative creators all I can say to that is.....Duh!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, YES!!! My new favorite thread.

Love it Y!!!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Great thread!

 

[ydahecnot]

Thanks and thanks I thought this was gonna end up being my vanity project

 

[AbsintheFather]

OK - Think U2's Where The Streets Have No Name


Where the Threads Have No Shame

I want to run
I want to hide
I want to tear down the forums
That hold me inside
I want to dish out
Some hatred and flame
Where the threads have no shame

I want to feel, a lot of disgrace
Throw some insults, then
disappear without a trace
I want to join the horde
on the General Board

Where the threads have no shame
Where the threads have no shame
Where the threads have no shame

We're still trolling
Then burning down Trump, burning down Trump
And when I go there
I go there to bait
(It's just people I hate)

The forum’s a mess
But I’ve got the knack
I’ll seem like your friend, but
When you turn, I’ll attack

I'll show you a place
It’s pretty insane

Where the threads have no shame
Where the threads have no shame
Where the threads have no shame

 

[13Fantasies]

Profound apologies to Carly Simon

You walked into the Playground
Like you were posting upon a yacht
You had strategically started your own thread
Your av, it was Sherilee Scott
You had one eye on the page as
You helped yourself get off
And all the girls would not be your partner, not be your partner

And, youuu're sooo vain
You probably think Dear Litster's about you
Youuu're sooo vain (so vain!)
You probably think Dear Litster's about you, don't you, don't you, don't you

Well you macked me several years ago
You thought I was Perky T
You said that we did such good role play
And that you'd never leave
But you cut names from your buddy list
And one of them was me

I had a dream: I_Hate_Clowns in my coffee
Clowns in my coffee
And, youuu're sooo vain
You probably think Dear Litster's about you
Youuu're sooo vain (so vain!)
You probably think Dear Litster's about you, don't you, don't you, don't you

(Awesome guitar solo, then repeat of above block)

Well, I heard of your entry on Rate My Tits
And your whore naturally won
And then you laughed at the cheesy clip art
And caused the total eclipse of the sun
You're with who you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some hottie named Vi or the alt of my best friend, alt of my best friend

And, youuu're so vain,
You probably think Dear Litster's about you
Youuu're sooo vain (so vain!)
You probably think Dear Litster's about you, don't you, don't you, don't you

Hahahaha! I love this one.

I do this some too. I will have to get in the spirit.