The Official Beer of Literotica?

[CarlusMagnus]

Oh, I forgot about that one. I think, but hate relying on google so will just go with my fading memory, that there may have been a 'moosehead ale' not sure though.

I also remember a generic "beer' that came in a plain white can, but had no idea who made it. Anyone else remember that, or am I losing it?

I remember a Moosehead Ale, too. Seems to me it is/was Canadian.

Somehow I missed the generic one.

But the answer to the question of whether you're losing it is independent of generic beer. You've already asserted a liking for Rolling Rock, so we know you've lost it. It's gone. Won't come back.

I grew up not far from the Rolling Rock brewery. The creek that ran past it was bright yellow from mine drainage. I'd rather go without beer...

 

[lovecraft68]

I remember a Moosehead Ale, too. Seems to me it is/was Canadian.

Somehow I missed the generic one.

But the answer to the question of whether you're losing it is independent of generic beer. You've already asserted a liking for Rolling Rock, so we know you've lost it. It's gone. Won't come back.

I grew up not far from the Rolling Rock brewery. The creek that ran past it was bright yellow from mine drainage. I'd rather go without beer...

Nah, I don't drink rolling rock, reread the post, I was saying my old man drank it.

I hate beer and have not had one since I was a teenager. Might have something to do with my old man and all his brothers drinking beer 24 seven then using their wives and kids for punching bags.

I drink smirnoff ice (like alcoholic jolly ranchers them things are!) or good old fashioned JD or Johnny walker black.

Course the problem with smirnoff is standing there in the dive bars in the pool and dart leagues, surrounded by 'men's men" and ordering an apple smirnoff.

inevitable my masculinity is questioned. Because I suppose I should worry about what they think.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

Nah, I don't drink rolling rock, reread the post, I was saying my old man drank it.

I hate beer and have not had one since I was a teenager. Might have something to do with my old man and all his brothers drinking beer 24 seven then using their wives and kids for punching bags.

I drink smirnoff ice (like alcoholic jolly ranchers them things are!) or good old fashioned JD or Johnny walker black.

Course the problem with smirnoff is standing there in the dive bars in the pool and dart leagues, surrounded by 'men's men" and ordering an apple smirnoff.

inevitable my masculinity is questioned. Because I suppose I should worry about what they think.

Sorry for misreading you.

Yes, Real Men can be a problem. Every now and then, I go to our local Outdoor World just to see the Real Men.

 

[lovecraft68]

Sorry for misreading you.

Yes, Real Men can be a problem. Every now and then, I go to our local Outdoor World just to see the Real Men.

I hope you at least wear a wife beater, to go along with a coors beer in your hand so you can fit in.

Pinching one side of your nose shut and blowing snot out of the other will usually seal the deal.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We have a few local brews in Quebec that might make good candidates...

La Blonde de Chambly, peut-etre...

http://www.unibroue.com/en/beers/blonde_de_chambly/

ou Ephereme, another lovely woman/fairy on the label, and it comes in seasonal fruit flavours...

http://www.unibroue.com/en/beers/ephemere_apple/

ou, le dernier, Maudite -- the Damned -- from a tale of a canoe full of party-goers who made a pact with the Devil...

http://www.unibroue.com/en/beers/maudite/

 

[rgraham666]

I'm fond of Le Fin de Monde myself. Lovely, dangerous stuff.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

This is too important of a decision to be left to lightweights.

I nominate Delirium Tremens, which is Latin for "trembling madness." This Belgian Pale Ale is triple fermented and boasts an alcohol content of 8.5%.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

I hope you at least wear a wife beater, to go along with a coors beer in your hand so you can fit in.

Pinching one side of your nose shut and blowing snot out of the other will usually seal the deal.

Nah. I wear my camos and carry a .45 semi-auto in a poorly concealed shoulder holster.

Main thing that gives me trouble, though, is that my belly doesn't hang over my belt far enough. Gotta work on that...

 

[estragon]

Nah. I wear my camos and carry a .45 semi-auto in a poorly concealed shoulder holster.

Main thing that gives me trouble, though, is that my belly doesn't hang over my belt far enough. Gotta work on that...

Try drinking lots of beer, it works every time. I love to see the variety on this thread; that's what makes Lit so much fun, something for (almost) every taste.

 

[lovecraft68]

Nah. I wear my camos and carry a .45 semi-auto in a poorly concealed shoulder holster.

Main thing that gives me trouble, though, is that my belly doesn't hang over my belt far enough. Gotta work on that...

That's funny, you know I always get a kick out of those guys with the huge beer guts.

They inevitably sit around the bar and when looking at a woman say "She wouldn't be bad if she dropped a few pounds"

What? Of course having the mouth I have I usually ask them when the last time they saw their cock without a mirror was or if their wife needs a gps to find it.

I am not vain by nature but take some pride in being in my forties with the same thirty two waist I've had since I was 20 and a fairly solid build'

Then again, did I mention I don;t drink beer? Because Estragon is right. they call it a beer gut for a reason.

 

[Handley_Page]

Then again, did I mention I don;t drink beer? Because Estragon is right. they call it a beer gut for a reason.

I can sympathise, but that may be because the US brewers do not export their 'better' brews. One has to delve fairly deeply to find a good English Beer (or even Ale), leaving behind the 'lager' crowd with their infantile brews. Not that excessive alcohol content is a necessarily good thing; the trick is to not over-do it.

Don't get me wrong, real 'lager; is a joy to drink (Dortmunder, Amstel, Stella Artois, etc.).
But a good glass of decent English Beer is a joy on a warm summer afternoon.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

I can sympathise, but that may be because the US brewers do not export their 'better' brews. One has to delve fairly deeply to find a good English Beer (or even Ale), leaving behind the 'lager' crowd with their infantile brews. Not that excessive alcohol content is a necessarily good thing; the trick is to not over-do it.

Don't get me wrong, real 'lager; is a joy to drink (Dortmunder, Amstel, Stella Artois, etc.).
But a good glass of decent English Beer is a joy on a warm summer afternoon.

I'm pretty fond of Black Butte porter, out of the Deschutes brewery in Oregon, myself.

 

[kitkat88]

I was cleaning out my mothers barber shop today in Boston (she is retiring) and like many 'classic' barber shops she had a ton of nostalgic posters and advertisements.

there was one for "Blatz" Milwaukee's finest beer. Yup,you were living large if you were drinking Blatz.

 

[R. Richard]

Don't get me wrong, real 'lager; is a joy to drink (Dortmunder, Amstel, Stella Artois, etc.).

Try Pilsner Urquell!

 

[jomar]

In college I did a blind test of a variety of low-end/high-end beers.

PBR won as the best tasting.

The tasters themselves could be a confounding variable as they were college lowlifes, but the after party was excellent.

 

[estragon]

Try Pilsner Urquell!

An early love of mine.

And Handley Page, remember Ben Truman from Brick Lane in London? I remember walking past the brewery in '82 or '83. Loved the beer.

 

[Handley_Page]

Try Pilsner Urquell!

Only if it IS from Pilsen. Otherwise, I think Lowenbrau might suit.

An early love of mine.

And Handley Page, remember Ben Truman from Brick Lane in London? I remember walking past the brewery in '82 or '83. Loved the beer.

Truman ? Oh I call that to mind from a long time ago. It wasn't bad stuff, as I recall.
Ever try Courage "Directors" ? Magnificent stuff.
or the real draught Bass (red triangle) ?
[sad story: Coors has taken over what was the old Bass brewery in Burton-on-Trent]. I fear they may have trouble getting that to market well over here.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Only if it IS from Pilsen. Otherwise, I think Lowenbrau might suit.



Truman ? Oh I call that to mind from a long time ago. It wasn't bad stuff, as I recall.
Ever try Courage "Directors" ? Magnificent stuff.
or the real draught Bass (red triangle) ?
[sad story: Coors has taken over what was the old Bass brewery in Burton-on-Trent]. I fear they may have trouble getting that to market well over here.

Not happy to hear that, HP. Coors has taken over Canadian Breweries as well. And the company has a long history of support for fascists and neo-fascists...

World domination through beer?

 

[lovecraft68]

Not happy to hear that, HP. Coors has taken over Canadian Breweries as well. And the company has a long history of support for fascists and neo-fascists...

World domination through beer?

As I posted somewhere before Coors makes me think of idiots. The kind of simpletons who drink, do , and say what the idiot next to them drinks, does , and says.

It's cold, but when the label turns blue it's even colder!!!!!!!!!!!

Says it all.

 

[estragon]

Handley Page, yes, I do remember Directors' Bitter. There was a pub, I think it was the White Stag, near Hampstead Heath, and our neighbor (whoops, neighbour) suggested we try the pub and the Directors'. It was really good, hoppy but not overpowering.

 

[R. Richard]

Quote:
Originally Posted by R. Richard
Try Pilsner Urquell!

Only if it IS from Pilsen. Otherwise, I think Lowenbrau might suit.

Pilsner Urquell is indeed from Pilson and has been since 1842.

The original Lowenbrau brewery dates from 1383, but it wasn't until 1848 that they began to produce the current style of beer.

 

[SydneyBlake]

How about something that would be more fitting to porn? None of this high brow yuppie shit, let's go with good old Rolling Rock.

Of course we could always resurrect Billy Beer!

When I was a kid my drunk of an old man would buy the cheapest shit around. I don't drink beer at all so don't pay attention.

Do they still make Schlitz? and I think there was an old Milwaukee. The other I remember was Colt 45.

My drunk of an old man drank Pabst. I don't drink beer, but DH says it's disgusting. There's the good beer, below that the bad beer, below that the shit they serve on nickel beer night, then the undigested corn husks, then the hog turds, then way below that, there's Pabst.

I like Tat's idea, but, then again, I'm kind of a suck-up.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Mike's Hard Lemonade, cause if it's Hard, it's all good

Amen!

 

[Alex De Kok]

Lit is an international forum, so it deserves an internatio nal beer:

Heinekin
Newcastle Brown Ale (*)
Guiness (Whether straight or as an ingredient in a "Black and Tan")

I flagged Newcastle because it is closeb to a generic "Bitter" and many a sex act has been fueled -- or at leaast facilitated -- by a "pint of Bitters" (or six).

Local folk lore (I live only a couple of miles away from Newcastle Brewery) has it that there is/was a special ward in the local mental hospital especially for Brown Ale drinkers. Having seen what some of the 'Toon'* idiots can get up to on a bottle or three, it could even be true!

Never really cared for it myself - too sweet. These days, Czech beer if it's available (had a nice pint of Staropramen yesterday) or a good 'real ale'. Or Guinness.

Alex

* 'Toon' - local nickname for Newcastle. For example, Newcastle United football supporters are tagged 'Toon army'. To get a hint of the local dialect, read my story, 'Aye, pet, aal the way'.

 

[thebullet]

Victory V-12 ---- a Belgian-style Ale that comes in above 12% alcohol - served in a 25.4 oz corked bottle.

DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY AFTER DRINKING