The Official Beer of Literotica?

[estragon]

The devil finds work for idle hands, I'm told, and few hands are idler than mine. I'm trying to get a story (Ex/Voy) to jell, and it's going nowhere, so I turned what remains of my mind to something productive: every sports team seems to have acquired an "official" this or that. Today I noticed that the New York Giants football team has proclaimed as its "official beer" that villainous brew known as "Bud Light".

Surely Literotica deserves an "official beer", and something better than that unutterable swill.

I vote for Shiner Bock, but am willing to consider others.

How would y'all vote, if there were to be a vote?

 

[Iamnotthe1]

yvengling

 

[Dual_Triode]

Surly?

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

Come on, this is a beer for people who write smut! We need a smutty beer! Like something from the Smuttynose Brewing Company!

The lovely mermaid lady from the Smuttynose Star Island Single, perhaps? I had it this summer. It wasn't bad.

http://www.thebarleyblog.com/images/smuttynose-star-island.jpg​

 

[TE999]

How 'bout Dos Equis XX Ambar? It has 4.7 abv too.

 

[lovecraft68]

How about something that would be more fitting to porn? None of this high brow yuppie shit, let's go with good old Rolling Rock.

Of course we could always resurrect Billy Beer!

When I was a kid my drunk of an old man would buy the cheapest shit around. I don't drink beer at all so don't pay attention.

Do they still make Schlitz? and I think there was an old Milwaukee. The other I remember was Colt 45.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I vote for Stone Brewery Arrogant Bastard Ale. Unfortunately, large numbers of Literoticans can't get it because of its restricted sales area. It's a Left Coast thing, don'tcherknow.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/food%20and%20drink/FUArrogantBastard.jpg

 

[lovecraft68]

I vote for Stone Brewery Arrogant Bastard Ale. Unfortunately, large numbers of Literoticans can't get it because of its restricted sales area. It's a Left Coast thing, don'tcherknow.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/food%20and%20drink/FUArrogantBastard.jpg

Too easy.

 

[litfan10]

How about something that would be more fitting to porn? None of this high brow yuppie shit, let's go with good old Rolling Rock.

Of course we could always resurrect Billy Beer!

When I was a kid my drunk of an old man would buy the cheapest shit around. I don't drink beer at all so don't pay attention.

Do they still make Schlitz? and I think there was an old Milwaukee. The other I remember was Colt 45.

I remember canned Pabst as well as Schlitz and Old Milwaukee constantly in my dad's hand.

 

[litfan10]

I forget what thread it was but I ended up being called a Philistine by HP when I mentioned loving Guinness cut fifty-fifty with Michelob.

 

[Danyka]

Mike's Hard Lemonade, cause if it's Hard, it's all good

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

I forget what thread it was but I ended up being called a Philistine by HP when I mentioned loving Guinness cut fifty-fifty with Michelob.

I used to have it with Harps. Then I turned twenty-one and stopped that nonsense.

 

[litfan10]

I used to have it with Harps. Then I turned twenty-one and stopped that nonsense.

Now you're sounding old!

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

Do they still make Schlitz? and I think there was an old Milwaukee. The other I remember was Colt 45.

Yup, Pabst owns Schlitz now. It's around. And who can forget Milwaukee's Best... The Beast!

Honestly, I think they're all terrible. I associate PBR with wealthy frat boys in pastel pants and popped collars who like to pretend they're slumming it.

Now you're sounding old!

I'm feeling it this week.

 

[Dual_Triode]

I remember canned Pabst as well as Schlitz and Old Milwaukee constantly in my dad's hand.

There was also "Dog Style", a.k.a. Old Style.

 

[litfan10]

:

I'm feeling it this week.

Keep smiling and remember no matter how old you feel you are always younger than me!

 

[Weird Harold]

Surely Literotica deserves an "official beer", and something better than that unutterable swill.
...
How would y'all vote, if there were to be a vote?

Lit is an international forum, so it deserves an internatio nal beer:

Heinekin
Newcastle Brown Ale (*)
Guiness (Whether straight or as an ingredient in a "Black and Tan")

I flagged Newcastle because it is closeb to a generic "Bitter" and many a sex act has been fueled -- or at leaast facilitated -- by a "pint of Bitters" (or six).

 

[oggbashan]

I wouldn't give a XXXX for Castlemaine XXXX

Or my local brewery Shepherd Neame's Spitfire....

 

[lovecraft68]

Yup, Pabst owns Schlitz now. It's around. And who can forget Milwaukee's Best... The Beast!

Honestly, I think they're all terrible. I associate PBR with wealthy frat boys in pastel pants and popped collars who like to pretend they're slumming it.




I'm feeling it this week.

That is a great analogy. I associate coors with dumb ass lemmings who would drink dog piss if the guy next to them was drinking dog piss. Coors drinkers also think that coors will help them score with the ladies.

It would work with you right Tat?

Of course another cheap shitty beer form the past was made right here in RI good old Narragansett. They have recently brought it back, but I have no idea where they are making it as they knocked the old brewery down years ago.

 

[R. Richard]

Of course another cheap shitty beer form the past was made right here in RI good old Narragansett. They have recently brought it back, but I have no idea where they are making it as they knocked the old brewery down years ago.

'Gansett lager? Even the comnmercials were aimed at the mentally retarded. 'Hey Mabel, Black Label!' Below mentally retarded (mentally returded?). (I'm writing a history of beer in the USA.)

 

[The_Fool]

Maybe one for each category.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

That is a great analogy. I associate coors with dumb ass lemmings who would drink dog piss if the guy next to them was drinking dog piss. Coors drinkers also think that coors will help them score with the ladies.

It would work with you right Tat?

Of course another cheap shitty beer form the past was made right here in RI good old Narragansett. They have recently brought it back, but I have no idea where they are making it as they knocked the old brewery down years ago.

Geez, LC. I have standards, you know. A man has to be at least in the Coors Light category to get with me. Bonus points are awarded for utilizing a strawberry bubblegum chaser. Very manly that way.

As for Narragansett, my dad and uncles didn't know whether to groan or cheer when they saw it in a package store not too long ago. They bought some, had one each, and then foisted the rest off on unsuspecting family members. That shit is nastier than a Coors Light drinker with strawberry bubblegum.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'd like to nominate John Courage beers.

http://takecourage.info/

 

[CarlusMagnus]

Of course another cheap shitty beer form the past was made right here in RI good old Narragansett. They have recently brought it back, but I have no idea where they are making it as they knocked the old brewery down years ago.

And there was Stroh's which I encountered in the Cleveland area during my misspent youth.

It was, the brewing company said, "fire-brewed."

We always thought that was because the needed to boil the piss out of it.

 

[lovecraft68]

And there was Stroh's which I encountered in the Cleveland area during my misspent youth.

It was, the brewing company said, "fire-brewed."

We always thought that was because the needed to boil the piss out of it.

Oh, I forgot about that one. I think, but hate relying on google so will just go with my fading memory, that there may have been a 'moosehead ale' not sure though.

I also remember a generic "beer' that came in a plain white can, but had no idea who made it. Anyone else remember that, or am I losing it?