The Official Barack Obama Excuse Generator

[miles]

_________ was caused by my predecessor.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I entered "economy" and got:


"It's NOT the economy, Stupid!" It's the Birthers! The Tea Party! SARAH PALIN!
Bush!
BAD LUCK!!
RACISM!!!
ATMs, KIOSKs & CORPORATE JETS!!!
TSUNAMIS, TORNADOS, & the ARAB SPRING!!!
EARTHQUAKES & HURRICANES!!!!!
EUROPE’s €PIIGS!!!!!!!!
OBSTRUCTION!!!
Americans have grown “Soft!”
MY LIMP STAFF
Greece is the word!
Roman Noodles!
Iran and the Jews!
You're all LAZY!
Come on WORK WITH ME HERE!
I killed a lot of people people!
”’Shovel-ready’ was not as shovel-ready as we expected.” (Laughter)





... telephone operators...,


... the Internet...


Bush...

That wasn't me that gave drone technology to Iran!

Those Inscrutable Chinese!
Cheapskate CONGRESS!
I'm a VICTIM!
We tried our plan and...

... IT WORKED!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

merc in 5, 6, 7, 8...,

 

[miles]

If the Musim world had better ________ and _______, they would love us.

 

[miles]

merc in 5, 6, 7, 8...,

He'll finish your sentence by saying 9, 16, 27, and 132.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If we would just stop ___________ and change __________ the world would respect us again.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He'll finish your sentence by saying 9, 16, 27, and 132.

Vance Kant dance,
But he steal your money...

 

[miles]

The economy will improve if we incentivize _________________.

 

[miles]

______________ will never vote for me.

 

[miles]

I'm a ________, not a __________.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Every one knows _____________ is an economic multiplier.

 

[TonyClifton]

Pedro for President

 

[miles]

Every one knows _____________ is an economic multiplier.

"Everyone knows" is a favorite phrase of Liberals!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

All ____________ agree with the Democrats.




Can I write-in Pedro? It will still be a vote for Obama. DYE-NO-MIGHT!

 

[miles]

The debate about ______ is over.

 

[mercury14]

_________ was caused by my predecessor.

Such as the recession.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I love it when the capuchin dances; the little hat just cracks me up...




The grinder is hoping for some change.