musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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Let me preface this thread by saying it will be very very OFFENSIVE to some people. That is the nature of the humor I plan to bring forth in this thread. If you happen to be sensitive to this kind of humor then click the back button and go read something else.
In this thread I will be posting my random thoughts. Some may be sexist, some may be racist, others might just be funny. If you have any funny thoughts running through your head that you can't say in public feeling free to join in. This is a thread of humor, jokes, and offensive amusement so keep all your posts in that mindset.
Let us begin:
Sometimes I wonder if black guys ever get cramps jerking off. I mean I get tired quickly and I got a tiny jew dick so I cannot imagine trying to jerk off a baseball bat. Maybe with pre emptive IcyHot.
Sometimes I wonder if chicks scratch under their tits that same way dudes scratch their nuts. I mean having a bra wire under your tit all the time must suck right? Like wearing a jock strap all the time, you just end up constricted and sweaty.
In this thread I will be posting my random thoughts. Some may be sexist, some may be racist, others might just be funny. If you have any funny thoughts running through your head that you can't say in public feeling free to join in. This is a thread of humor, jokes, and offensive amusement so keep all your posts in that mindset.
Let us begin:
Sometimes I wonder if black guys ever get cramps jerking off. I mean I get tired quickly and I got a tiny jew dick so I cannot imagine trying to jerk off a baseball bat. Maybe with pre emptive IcyHot.
Sometimes I wonder if chicks scratch under their tits that same way dudes scratch their nuts. I mean having a bra wire under your tit all the time must suck right? Like wearing a jock strap all the time, you just end up constricted and sweaty.
