The "O" Word

[shereads]

Maybe Mat is proud of her age.

Is it really so awful to be relatively older than most people here? I know we're supposed to cringe when we realize we're surrounded by younger people, but maybe Mat is enjoying it. Good for her.

 

[impressive]

Maybe Mat is proud of her age.

Is it really so awful to be relatively older than most people here?

As she should be! (And no, it's not so awful. I, too, am most likely above the average age -- and yes, I am enjoying it.)

 

[impressive]

'O' My!

WTG, door!

See 'O'

Audio file just submitted

And now, my mischief complete, I'm off for the day. Road trip. I trust you'll all behave in my absence.

 

[shereads]

As she should be! (And no, it's not so awful. I, too, am most likely above the average age -- and yes, I am enjoying it.)

Don't enjoy it too much, dearie. These new-fangled pacemakers can take a lot of stress, but they do have their limits.

Great Aunt Shereads

 

[Honey123]

bump

 

[matriarch]

Re: 'O' My!

WTG, door!

See 'O'

Audio file just submitted

And now, my mischief complete, I'm off for the day. Road trip. I trust you'll all behave in my absence.

You
two
are
evil!!!!!!

I made the mistake of listening to Imp's rendition of of Dor's rhyme, at work, through my eadphones. I almost bit my bottom lip off trying desperately not to laugh.

I am honoured, flattered, and delighted.

Thank you both so much for simply making my weekend and my day.

 

[impressive]

Feelin' ornery ... and min's "Goose Grade" reminded me:

There was an old auntie whom we met on a thread
She kissed us all soundly and sent us to bed
She read naughty stories that made us all blush
Then kissed our lips softly, which made us all hush.

'Hush my sweet child', she would sometimes coo
Which made us all flutter and our panties wet goo
Her accent so tempting, and so demure
Yet her intentions anything, but wholesome and pure

Old? Ye ask, me sweet impressive one
If she's an old hag, ye can kiss me bum

Matriarch, Mat, you old wrinkled witch
Get yer ass back in bed and call me yer bitch.

AUDIO (by me): http://www.literotica.com:81/audio/2004/sound_2004_12/o.ram

 

[TxRad]

LMAO Now whose stirring the pot with a fifty horsepower outboard motor......

Love the poem.......

 

[matriarch]

Feelin' ornery ... and min's "Goose Grade" reminded me:



AUDIO (by me): http://www.literotica.com:81/audio/2004/sound_2004_12/o.ram

WTF?????????

What did I do to deserve this, all over again?

Huh??
Huh??

 

[impressive]

WTF?????????

What did I do to deserve this, all over again?

Huh??
Huh??

BUMP.


I'm just gonna keep bumpin' your old, sorry ass 'til you admit you're a sexy bitch.

 

[matriarch]

BUMP.


I'm just gonna keep bumpin' your old, sorry ass 'til you admit you're a sexy bitch.

YOU SAID 'OLD' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't admit to something I don't believe.

 

[impressive]

Can't admit to something I don't believe.

And just how, pray tell, can we convince you?

 

[TxRad]

YOU SAID 'OLD' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't admit to something I don't believe.

So did you.......Twice now.....

Fess up.... you are one heck of a lady....

 

[matriarch]

And just how, pray tell, can we convince you?

I have not the slightest idea.

Fact of life. I am 55 years old. It doesn't bother me, in fact, I'm rather proud of the way I am as a person, at that age.

I live on a private estate reserved especially for 'elderly' people, who might need looking after. It's known as 'sheltered' housing, and there is a part time estate manager who's job it is to make contact with every resident, at least once a week. (Thank god I've escaped that cringeing experience, I still work full time.) I scraped inside the age limit by the skin of my teeth. I'm the baby here, but I'm still old. Ageing. Mature.

All the same. I accept it, why can't you. It's just a physical state, I sure as hell don't feel it in my head, heart or desires. But the body is deteriorating, weakening, and sure as hell spreading in all the wrong places.

I rest my case.

Sexy.

 

[impressive]

Sexy.

Yes, you are!

 

[matriarch]

So did you.......Twice now.....

Fess up.... you are one heck of a lady....

I thank you most sincerely for the compliment.
But I can be old and a lady.........can't I??

 

[rikaaim]

Feelin' ornery ... and min's "Goose Grade" reminded me:



AUDIO (by me): http://www.literotica.com:81/audio/2004/sound_2004_12/o.ram

I just have to say that I was highly impressed with no pun intended. This was a most enticing and pleasant audio read. I'm still in awe of the erotic way you performed and at the same time was comforting and inviting. I think that thing that really got me going was the last line.

 

[impressive]

I just have to say that I was highly impressed with no pun intended. This was a most enticing and pleasant audio read. I'm still in awe of the erotic way you performed and at the same time was comforting and inviting. I think that thing that really got me going was the last line.

Thanks, rika. Auntie loves me voice. I recorded one of hers ("The First Time") and one of mine ("Someone"). Have a listen.

 

[CharleyH]

YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not going to edit the thread.
I stand by my previous post.
I didn't use the 'o' word.
It doesn't count.

I thought O was the dude I live with? As for you Mat? Edit: YOU ARE: Sexy-Retro-Babe! It has a cool, super hero quality and gets what you say and what others believe, across beautifully. As you are.

I am such a diplomat when I want to be.

 

[minsue]

BUMP.


I'm just gonna keep bumpin' your old, sorry ass 'til you admit you're a sexy bitch.

YES!

 

[CharleyH]

I am sure I said RETRO SEXY BABE?

SAD no one listens

 

[minsue]

I am sure I said RETRO SEXY BABE?

SAD no one listens

Let the poor woman come back for crying out loud.

 

[Belegon]

Mat, admit you're sexy or i'll tickle ya with me whiskers...

 

[rikaaim]

Thanks, rika. Auntie loves me voice. I recorded one of hers ("The First Time") and one of mine ("Someone"). Have a listen.

I shall definately do that. My grandmother was rasied in Britain and had a thick accent herself. She has been passed away for some time now and whenever I hear a warm British accent it reminds me of her and I feel much comforted.

 

[TxRad]

I thank you most sincerely for the compliment.
But I can be old and a lady.........can't I??

I understand completely.... I'm 58 in the body but far younger in the mind... where did the time go? So I just tell everyone I'm not old, I just have high mileage.....

Anyway, age and the body has nothing to do with being sexy.... the biggest and best sex organ in the body is the brain.....

You are sexy so live with it......