The numpty files.

[Thesunmaid]

(Hello my lovely readers. I have decided that this thread needs a new name and I think The Numpty files fits well. I hope no one minds.)

Behold! one of the reasons we would choose the bear! This was a conversation I had with someone about 10 minutes ago. And now...remember kids...No is a whole sentence. But apparently that's hard for some to understand so I have to elaborate.

Behold!

(names changed for privacy reasons)

Numpty▸Hey
Thesunmaid▸hi?
Numpty▸How you doing
Thesunmaid▸i am not unwell thank you. how are you?
Numpty▸I’m doing good
Thesunmaid▸can i help you with something?
Numpty▸Yes will you like to check out my dick and rate it
Thesunmaid▸No
Numpty▸?
Thesunmaid▸I would rather chew broken glass.
Numpty▸Ohhh doesn’t expecting that
Thesunmaid▸yeah i get that reaction a lot.
Numpty▸Okay so you are not willing to check
Thesunmaid▸you were not top of your class were you?
Numpty▸Why the question?
Thesunmaid▸because i would have thought me saying i would rather chew broken glass than view your genitals would have given you the hint I am not going to fuck you in anyway. but yet...here we are..in the world of 40 watt lightbulbs
Thesunmaid▸and yours is buzzing
Numpty▸Yes you’re not fucking me.
Thesunmaid▸lovely glad we cleared that up.
Thesunmaid▸now off you fuck
Numpty▸Let me rephrase it ‘Fuck you off
Thesunmaid▸smiles
Thesunmaid▸see that pretty star by my name?
Thesunmaid▸winks

Numpty has been banned from the room.

Now if someone will say this to someone who can ban them I can't imagine what they would do to a normal chatter especially when we don't have an ignore button that likes to work consistently. When someone of any gender approaches someone else of any gender and the one who is approached..or hell the one who approached either does not give initial consent or rescinds said consent...you stop. No questions, no whining...no but but but...you said yes before...you simply stop.

Consent is important people.

 

[Thesunmaid]

Oh look...another one...

Numpty▸hi
Thesunmaid▸hello
Numpty▸want to chat with 56M
Thesunmaid▸about?
Numpty▸what else.... sex
Numpty▸or most anything.
Thesunmaid▸not interested in sex
Numpty▸I just want to chat with a female
Thesunmaid▸ahh calling me a female that will totally change my mind.
Numpty▸what ? Am I wrong?
Thesunmaid▸not interested. Have a good night
Numpty▸AWWWwww Shit. Let's talk a few minutes
Thesunmaid▸no
Numpty▸I see you are an Administrator.... Have a good evening.... bye
Thesunmaid▸byeeee

You sir are old enough to know better....I do not accept the whole...well he is a product of his age...bull shit...you are the same age as my husband he understands the word no. Apparently my being an admin is the only thing that saved you from me asking one of my darling mods to ban you for me. So me being an admin is...the chat version of "oh sorry I have a boyfreind." Neat good to know.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Flash your administrator badge at him and he runs like a scared chicken. He wasn't into someone with authority!

But I'm sure there are plenty out there that are into that!

 

[friskylilkitten]

Those all seem mild compared to some messages i get lol

 

[Thesunmaid]

Flash your administrator badge at him and he runs like a scared chicken. He wasn't into someone with authority!

But I'm sure there are plenty out there that are into that!

honestly I was not even starred up and i didn't even mention it...he read it on my profile. I was shocked he bothered to read. I have had people try and message saying it was too long to which I explain the depths of the fucks I don't give about thier opinion on that.

Those all seem mild compared to some messages i get lol

Oh this is mild...I am planning to continue posting my numpty series(i figured it should be named) here. I am sure I will get more awful shit soon and I am fully willing to share.

 

[friskylilkitten]

now i want to add numpty stories! lol

 

[Thesunmaid]

now i want to add numpty stories! lol

I mean i am personally ok with it so long we remove any identifying stuff. Like names or locations. Let the stupid speak for itself.

 

[Thesunmaid]

Just so people know I am sure there are men and non binary types who suffer from people being numptys to them as well...numptation knows no gender. Anyone can be one. And to the ones who experience this horse shit...I am sincerely sorry you had to deal with it.

And if any of my numptys recognize thier conversation here..do better.

 

[Thesunmaid]

And now my lovelies we have a new numpty. And I got to talk to one of the chatters that i will be showing with thier kind permission to quote them in my PM with numpty and here. They were a delight to talk to and very well spoken.

I will be posting the messages in the order I have them in and you might all come to realize why I was quite frustrated by the end..Strap in kids this was a long one.

So it started off in my PM's

the subject was

Hhi​

Starting off strong.

numpty writes
Hi need help

and then proceeded to close the conversation.

So I pmed back in another message because my curiosity is peaked.

You...need help?​

Thesunmaid - why did you close the conversation then?

Numpty - I want to log in I’m struggling
Numpty - Can you assist

Thesunmaid - ok? I need more details? are you getting an error? And why did you close the last conversation?

Numpty - Sorry it’s just say loading and kicks me out
Numpty - It’s says connecting and then it kicks me out

Thesunmaid - (this include the log with no ones name in it but his but for the purposes of peoples privacy it will be showing as numpty)

Oh i see what happened you were banned.

for the following

Numpty
▸Go suck a couple of dicks
Other chatter
▸Super classy
Numpty
▸Same you super boring
Numpty
▸Why is a prude like you on lit
Other chatter
▸How do you know I'm prude?
Yet another chatter
▸Hey Numpty, there is no one in this room that wants to read your bullshit.
Yet another chatter
▸Take no for an answer and give it a rest
Numpty
▸Covering up for prude boring (well spoken chatter) bet you one of the reason
Oh look another chatter
▸Leave the woman alone and move on Good
Numpty
▸I did not ask anything you shit man
One more chatter
▸Butter or salt on your popcorn?
Numpty
▸Don’t eat popcorn
Well spoken chatter
▸you married or do you have any kind of ongoing relationship?
Numpty
▸I hear no one calling you bet your hubby left you
Well spoken chatter
▸I left him
Numpty
▸How did I know you we’re divorced
Numpty
▸Were
Numpty
▸Tell me
Well spoken chatter
▸you didn't talking out of your arse like you've been all along.
Numpty
▸Your type who are on this sites to be boring are really sick get a like
Numpty
▸And then a life
Well spoken chatter
▸I'm done with you good. Like I previously stated, you're nothing but a common stroke

So the reason you were banned is because you were being a huge douchecanoe and no longer are able to come into chat because you are no longer welcome so glad we cleared that up.

Numpty - That was banter i apologise will not contact her again could you reverse please (spoiler alert it was not banter..I know I was shocked too)

Thesunmaid - Oh and also i am the person who would do the unbans as well so...don't bother asking anyone else because they also will not unban you. Do have the day you deserve. (he had been whining at another mod about this)

Numpty - So will you be unbanning me I overstepped a bit

(reply to his comment and I quoted the comment where he promised not to contact the well spoken chatter again)

Thesunmaid - Hahahahaha no

Thesunmaid - (in response to his comment about over stepping a bit) see previous answer.

Numpty - This is so cool and unfair I saw worst chats that mine but I get banned I sincerely apologise (not..sure how its cool I assume he meant to say not cool?)

Thesunmaid - Neat...and if you saw those chats you should report them...but alas you cannot now. So good bye.

Numpty - Serious
Numpty - I got no warning

(he was responding as if we were in chat and clearly has the patience of an over tired toddler. This was fun as my phone was dinging up a storm)

Thesunmaid - Serious...now off you fuck..shoo shoo I am sure you will have ample time to have witty ass banter in the forum. I am not interested in continuing this conversation now. Have a nice night. (can you count how many times I have said we were done cause i sure lost count by the end)

Thesunmaid - (me trying to keep up sighs) yeah we don't warn people most of the time. Sucks to be you..ta!

Numpty - Is this how you solve a problem

Thesunmaid - Yup. you are a problem and yet you seem to keep coming back despite me saying I am done talking to you now. This is so going in my numpty thread so thank you for new posts. (winks and presents like vanna white)

Numpty - Wow thank you for your wonderful answer I’m asking you nicely a last chance how come you so rude
Numpty - So the way you swearing at me is exactly the same that is abuse of power could I please get another chance

(yeah insult me that will get me on your side.)

Thesunmaid - because i suffer from bad mental health and I am a gen xer who really enjoys telling people off. I worked tech support and customer service for many years...and here I don't have to smile and tell you to have a nice day. Now...I am telling you again go away you are not getting unbanned.

Numpty - So I’m worst than the incest why are they not banned (classic tactic) people try "but other people do worse than me!")

Thesunmaid - they are...but if you saw it and did not report it to a mod (who cannot be in every single room on the chat..) you are part of the issue...bye bye now

Numpty - They are still onsite I’m asking you nicely please unban me I apologise and won’t do it again. (I abuse my power and am rude so now he is trying manners now. Another tactic numptys like to use. Look i can use my big boy/girl manners after i have insulted you! pweeeease!)

Thesunmaid - (i have no hope he will have any proof but worth a shot) Do you have proof that they were looking for real time incest?

Numpty - That is a issue but I was bantering so was she (shocking! he tried to pull the oh don't worry about the worse issue i brought up...focus on my whining)

Thesunmaid - (again I tried.) neat...i asked you a question. (points up)

Numpty - I do not now im asking you forgiveness could I get one more chance

Thesunmaid -
I am not a fan of repeating myself. And also ignoring me is a terrible way of getting in my good graces which so far you have done...multiple times...

Also I talked to your banter partner and They said they were not bantering and quote "He came in like a bull in a china shop. No foreplay, just "do me baby along with lewd references." as well as I am speaking to them right now...They also wanted you to know "A bit of charm school , focusing on general civil, human interaction and influencing/seducing could help him to seamlessly engage in the forum" so...again...I will have to decline your kind offer. (sarcasm)

Numpty - Ok

Thesunmaid - lovely. have a nice day

It finally ended? I am not sure yet we shall see. But yes.,.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not laughing at all the frustration you go through, @Thesunmaid - but, every time I read "now off you fuck" it makes me laugh.

These people begging to be given another chance remind me of my children when they're in trouble.

 

[MenahMenah]

I'm not laughing at all the frustration you go through, @Thesunmaid - but, every time I read "now off you fuck" it makes me laugh.

These people begging to be given another chance remind me of my children when they're in trouble.

Wait..... you've banned your kids @barefootgirl69

 

[Thesunmaid]

Ladies and gents! Guess who messaged me today? If you guessed the previous numpty (points up) You get a cookie.

So with out further ado..

Numpty -
Good day

Last night I admit my responsive language was uncalled for I apologise for my comments and my statements I hope you can accept my apology, I have learnt my lesson and this will never happen again could you allow me back into lit
thank you

Thesunmaid - (i am done soooo very done but...he is providing me some more fodder for this thread. Feel free to imagine my silky voice saying all of these...I worked call centers and have been told by multiple people I have a fabulous voice.)

Clearly you have not learned your lesson dear heart because you did not read the part of my messages where I am not a fan of repeating myself. So in case English is not your first language let me tell you this way..

• English: no (no)
• French: non (noh)
• German: nein (nine)
• Dutch: nee (ney)
• Korean: 아니요 (aniyo)
• Japanese: いいえ (i-ie)
• Tagalog: hindi (hin-di)
• Brazilian Portuguese: não (now)
• Hindi: नहीं (nahin)
• Turkish: hayır (hah-yuhr)
• Finnish: ei (ey)
• Italian: no (no)
• Spanish: no (no)
• Russian: нет (nyet)
• Vietnamese: không (kohng)
• Swedish: nej (ney)
• Ukrainian: ні (ni)
• Norwegian: nei (nay)
• Afrikaans: nee (nay)
• Basque: ez (ez)
• Catalan: no (no)
• Indonesian: tidak (tee-dahk)
• Polish: nie (nyeh)
• Greek: όχι (o-chi)

pick which ever one you like and then repeat it. Its lovely that you have realized the error of your ways...which i doubt because of the fucked up things you were saying last night to the other chatter in the chat. You are simply going through the motions of saying you are sorry because you assume you will be forgiven and then you will simply go right back to the same actions as before and then we will ban you again...then you will come to us hat in hand saying "well golly gee miss sunny I am awful sorry." and expect me to go "aww I believe you!"

You also used all of the typical excuses that we hear. Oh it was a joke..(you called it banter but same thing) But other people are doing worse things! (which by the way you never answered my question about who was doing that although that would not have absolved you of your wrongdoing) but you still ignored repeatedly my trying to end the conversation. Which tells me all of the apologizing you are doing is purely performative. Amusing to me (and others) performative but still...performative none the less. Soooo..

Also you seemed to think calling me rude would insult me and make me change my mind...I forgot to tell you besides the whole mental health thing I am also pre menopausal which means I don't care much what people think..its one of the super powers I gained among the hot flashes and weird period stuff. So yes I am rude but you started it. *heel kick and flips my hair with a smile*

You are not pretty enough to be this fucking obtuse. You fucked around and now you have found out. So read my list above and off you fuck.

Have the day you deserve.

Thesunmaid

I will of course keep you all up to date should he return to test what tatters of my patience I have remaining.

 

[Thesunmaid]

I'm not laughing at all the frustration you go through, @Thesunmaid - but, every time I read "now off you fuck" it makes me laugh.

These people begging to be given another chance remind me of my children when they're in trouble.

You are just fine my dear. I am perfectly ok with someone finding this funny. It's the reason I am posting this...and hopeing that someone might just learn something. I doubt it...but hopes springs eternal.

 

[PapaRomantic]

All hail the Queen of Numptyville! Your posts are always entertaining.

But damn! 24 ways to say "no?"

World class post, my friend - simply world class!

 

[Thesunmaid]

All hail the Queen of Numptyville! Your posts are always entertaining.

But damn! 24 ways to say "no?"

World class post, my friend - simply world class!

well it appears to have worked. I have not gotten any more responses. And thank you. I try to be entertaining.

 

[ICantLeafYou]

I used to do tech/customer support for a large blogging website. This thread reminds me of all of the dumbasses I had to deal with--although none of them were horny, thankfully. Just absolute dumbasses.

I have a folder full of screencaps of the best worst ones.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Almost makes me want to be a mod

 

[Thesunmaid]

Sooooo a new numpty appeared in my pms tonight behold!

• numpty▸Hi sinmaid
• Thesunmaid▸sunmaid...can i help you with something?>
• numpty▸Are you a guy pretending to be female?
• Thesunmaid▸are a female pretending to be male?
• numpty▸No
• Thesunmaid▸then why did you ask me?
• numpty▸Men catfish here as women a lot
• Thesunmaid▸uh huh...and you think this is going to get my motor running....why?
• Thesunmaid▸also unless they are trying to scam money out of people....we don't actually give any shits if a man wants to present as a woman or vice versa. it could be someone testing the waters as an indentity thing.
• Thesunmaid▸so..now off you fuck. This is so going on my thread...so thanks for that
• numpty▸Are you also doing that?
• Thesunmaid▸no i was born a woman and have had all the bullshit and pain that one with a uterus would....but...since you seem to be a complete dumbass i will not be exposeing those parts to you. Now off you fuck.

he decided that retreat was the better part of valor.

Dumbass.

 

[MenahMenah]

"he decided that retreat was the better part of valor."

Do not discount the chances of you actually vaporizing him.

 

[Bama1963]

I logged in tonight and when I go to the Chat Mod Office, this is what I see

• FRUMPY▸i was kicked out of lit room and i dont know why ..............................18:47:34
• chat mod's office▸Subject: Subject: Welcome to The Literotica Chat Moderator Office! If you need assistance please feel free to check here and message one of us. We're happy to assist you if we can! If you have broader chat questions try the Chat Support Forum: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/lit-chat-faqs.1554999/ If you do want to fill out your profile - https://www.literotica.com/my/#/user********. If no one is in do please leave a message for when we return ......................20:13:48

Since it happened an hour and half before I arrive, I look in the lobby to see if I can find the chatter that left the message in the Mod Office. I message them and this is how the conversation goes:

• Bama1963▸"kicked" out of what room? Did you get a popup message stating that you were being "kicked out of "XXX" room"?
• FRUMPY▸yes why
• Bama1963▸What room?
• FRUMPY▸lit
• Bama1963▸you wouldnt get a message that said you were "kicked out of Lit"
• FRUMPY▸asl
• Bama1963▸why are you asking me for my personal information?
• Bama1963▸Since you apparently do know the difference between being disconnected from Lit and being "Kicked" by a Mod. I am going to close this report. Also, when a Mod is trying to address your issue, DONT ask them "ASL?" That is why LIT has profiles.
• FRUMPY▸you are a mod?
• Bama1963▸Why else would I message you and ask you which room you were kicked out of? Do you not see the star beside my name?...................20:28:50

TOTAL SILENCE.......so conversation was ended and I moved one about my merry way. 20:36:30



For those of you that have been DISCONECTED and blamed it on a Mod for kicking you, unless you get a popup window like the one below telling you that "You have been kicked from "XYZ Room". You have been disconnected and not kicked. So pull your big girl/boy panties up and go blame your web browser

 

[Thesunmaid]

A wild frumpy has entered the thread. lol

 

[EarthWolf]

ASL!!

 

[MenahMenah]

ASL!!

Isn’t the only thing missing from @Bama1963 ’s screen name his sex? I mean it seems easy otherwise…. Location: Alabama. Sex: Unknown. Age: 1963 years old…

 

[Thesunmaid]

Isn’t the only thing missing from @Bama1963 ’s screen name his sex? I mean it seems easy otherwise…. Location: Alabama. Sex: Unknown. Age: 1963 years old…

Bama is an International person of mystery.

 

[MenahMenah]

Bama is an International person of mystery.

And at that age the surviving recipient of Pax Romana