The No Pergs thread

[KyleW]

We are an ancient society.

 

[IndieSnob]

Pity bump.

 

[thør]

Pity bump.

You're a saint.

 

[Peregrinator]

What a ill thread.

 

[sigh]

What a ill thread.

You broke the only rule. Didn't you read the thread title?

 

[islandman]

What a ill thread.

Your post deserves our ridicule.

 

[KyleW]

Pssh.
Thor's only successful thread is about Alaska. And that's only because everyone from that Sarah Palin loving state has posted in the thread.

 

[islandman]

This thread would be more popular if Kyle dropped the 'W' from his name.

 

[CHNOPS]

This thread would be more popular if Kyle dropped the 'W' from his name.

Wait--his name isn't Ky-Lew?

 

[parodyluvr75]

What a ill thread.

By ostracizing you, he has only proven your popularity or that I'm not the only one weary of cavorting cardinals. Not the beanie wearing kind. It's probably the latter.

 

[islandman]

Wait--his name isn't Ky-Lew?

I'm told it's "Mortimer".

 

[KyleW]

This thread would be more popular if Kyle dropped the 'W' from his name.

I will not reply to your baiting type post things.

etc

gtfo

Also, post something about gun control

 

[thør]

Pssh.
Thor's only successful thread is about Alaska. And that's only because everyone from that Sarah Palin loving state has posted in the thread.

Palin

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I sense discontent.

What a ill thread.

And you're not playing by the rule, mister.

 

[islandman]

I will not reply to your baiting type post things.

etc

gtfo

Also, post something about gun control

Jinxed keeps a gun under her pillow.

True story.

 

[marshalt]

I tried sleeping with a gun under my pillow. It was way too lumpy.

 

[KyleW]

Palin

I will not read anymore of your propaganda. Communist.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I tried sleeping with a gun under my pillow. It was way too lumpy.

They don't make pillows like they used to.

 

[thør]

I tried sleeping with a gun under my pillow. It was way too lumpy.

Slip it under the mattress on top of the box spring. You're no princess.

 

[islandman]

Clearly the mere thought of Jinxed with a gun under her pillow has scared Perg away from this thread.

 

[marshalt]

Slip it under the mattress on top of the box spring. You're no princess.

What's a box spring?

 

[thør]

What's a box spring?

It's that hard thing below the mattress.

 

[marshalt]

It's that hard thing below the mattress.

The floor?

 

[KyleW]

The floor?

You can afford a floor now?

 

[marshalt]

You can afford a floor now?

That's about all I have, chief.