The Night the General Board went to hell.

JazzManJim

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It all started with a bragadocious posting about what may or may not have been a tryst between two Lit members.

Then a spoof thread started. Then another. Then another.

Like fireflies in the night, these threads started appearing. People were doing other people. People were doing themselves. People were doing inanimate objects. People were doings LOTS of people all at once! People were asking us to think of the children and stop doing people.

Like balloons, the post totals of these threads rose into the night sky. Comedy, irony, insults, wonder - all these and more were in attendance. And above it all Mad Laurel danced her crazy feline dance of joy. Peopost posted more threads. They posted and cross posted and quote posted and Post Toastie posted.

There was flirting, sexing up, video tape, the temporary re-emergence of the Three Foot Cock Zone, recrimination, a brief discussion of Long Pork, prehensile penises, all sorts of doings in all sorts of positions.

To hell with the fight threads and the insult threads and the all-time threads and the name threads and the list threads.

Years from now we'll all tell our grandchildren that tonight was the night the General Board went straight to hell. I'm proud to have been there.
 
*wipes a tear from the eye*

My parents were asked "Where were you in 72?"

I can now proudly say "Where were you in 2002?"

And I still know who I want to get into bed with me! :D
 
Not to mention when someone wanted to know who would have sex with them. Then everyone did, excpet for the ones who wanted to know who wouldn't have sex. I'm still not sure which list was bigger.
 
and i missed the whole fucking thing....



(and you know it upsets me when i say fucking..i only say fucking when i'm mad...or...well...fucking)
 
ameliaishornee said:
and i missed the whole fucking thing....



(and you know it upsets me when i say fucking..i only say fucking when i'm mad...or...well...fucking)

So when you are fucking while mad...?
 
tortoise said:


So when you are fucking while mad...?

Perhaps she's just fucking madly?

Would someone take the candy away from Private Vasquez? Thank you
 
What a blast!

Best in a while - thanks all you crazy fuckers out there in cyber land. Oh, and thanks to whoever decided it was mid terms this week too ;)
 
Wha ?!?

I go out for a couple of drinks and all this happens ?!?!?


Gee, now I know better then to step away from the computer...













:p
 
Re: Wha ?!?

Aphrodisiac said:
I go out for a couple of drinks and all this happens ?!?!?

Welcome to the Thread of the Damned.

And querida..I'd do you, and you don't even need a thread saying so. ;)
 
Re: Re: Wha ?!?

JazzManJim said:


Welcome to the Thread of the Damned.

And querida..I'd do you, and you don't even need a thread saying so. ;)



*big smile* :D
 
Private Vasquez said:



I just had to represent, cuz Jim compleeetely forgot the whole cheerleading part...

I left that to you, well, and amelia since she revealed yesterday that she still has her cheerleading outfit. ;)
 
To this night I say...

"TO HELL WITH THIS BOARD!" Me when I asked the ouiji board if I would be sucessful in life and it and it spelled lol...
 
The General Board went to hell, and I missed it?
I always miss out on the fun stuff.
 
Re: Wha ?!?

Aphrodisiac said:
I go out for a couple of drinks and all this happens ?!?!?


Gee, now I know better then to step away from the computer...













:p


yeah me too. One of my mates is getting married soon so we held the obligatory "lets go to the strip bar and watch the g strings twitch party" I played darts. I am really good at darts and this is sad.

ah well.
 
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