The new "You might be a redneck"... YOU MIGHT BE A WHORE IF...

[jazzyb_77]

hahahahaha...i was thinking tonight about jeff foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes. and here's my take on it. maybe in addition to my idea...we could have a thread for "you might be a fucktard if... or you might be a hoser if... well...you get the idea. let's have some fun with it.


if you were asked the question:
YOU MIGHT BE A WHORE IF...
what would YOUR response be?...


i'll start with...

YOU MIGHT BE A WHORE IF...
...you had your teeth removed so you can give better blow jobs!

 

[WestVaCouple]

YOU MIGHT BE A WHORE IF... You have a tol booth by your bed.

 

[cliteatingman]

You might be a whore if...

... you have a date every hour on the hour.

 

[romeoicq]

Shes a whore but fine for me
http://store.payloadz.com/go?id=216976

 

[cent_fl_guy]

wow I get to tell this joke twice in two days.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her

 

[warmnhard]

If you have a BJ University sticker on the back of your van...

you might be a WHORE

 

[lemmesee]

You might be a whore if you date only when you're hungry!