The new Trump phone will be made in China

No phone can be made in the USA unless made by robots.
 
Trump has ditched all factual claims about his Chinese phone. The adverts are now vaguer than a shopping channel infomercial with guarantees of performance lower than his griftocurrency.

No longer is it 'Made in America'. Now it's 'made with American values'. By Chinese workers. What does that even mean anyway? Does the side button convert it into a firearm?

Even the size has shrunk (like his hands), down from 6.78 inches to 6.25 inches.

Order now, it ships in September ready for the Santa's Stocking market. WTF, in the autumn there will be a whole now generation of phones on the market, an Android running gingerbread software will no longer be supported. Buy today if you are totally infatuated with a felon sex abuser and you want a phone to match your gold painted toilet.

https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/693080/trump-mobile-t1-phone-made-usa
 
Trump has ditched all factual claims about his Chinese phone. The adverts are now vaguer than a shopping channel infomercial with guarantees of performance lower than his griftocurrency.

No longer is it 'Made in America'. Now it's 'made with American values'. By Chinese workers. What does that even mean anyway? Does the side button convert it into a firearm?

Even the size has shrunk (like his hands), down from 6.78 inches to 6.25 inches.

Order now, it ships in September ready for the Santa's Stocking market. WTF, in the autumn there will be a whole now generation of phones on the market, an Android running gingerbread software will no longer be supported. Buy today if you are totally infatuated with a felon sex abuser and you want a phone to match your gold painted toilet.

https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/693080/trump-mobile-t1-phone-made-usa
I think you can only purchase it using Trump coins
 
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