The New Superfriends!

[Dixon Carter Lee]

P P Man, SYNthisist, REDWAVE and Kid Rock! Fighting for us! Fighting for truth! Fighting for the kids! Fighting for the Common Man! Fighting for whatever!

I see them all in capes.

 

[Cerberus666]

yeah and wearing their underwear on the outside.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Super.

 

[Problem Child]

P P Man, SYNthisist, REDWAVE and Kid Rock! Fighting for us! Fighting for truth! Fighting for the kids! Fighting for the Common Man! Fighting for whatever!

I see them all in capes.

You're starting to concern me with all of your happy cape-talk.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It keeps me from talking about the tights.

 

[bluespoke]

P P Man, SYNthisist, REDWAVE and Kid Rock! Fighting for us! Fighting for truth! Fighting for the kids! Fighting for the Common Man! Fighting for whatever!

I see them all in capes.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's DogmaMan.

Don't worry folks, Doggie knows best.

You may think you know what you want but Doggie knows better than you.

 

[hogjack]

I am enlightened

Living in the heart of the Evil Empire I look forward to their propaganda broadcasts. Their circumventing of the government operated and controlled media provides me Light and Hope.

 

[hogjack]

And they provide economic opportunities to the oppressed

I also appreciate their maps for coordinated looting sessions.

Chaotic looting is much too dangerous. Safety first, I say.

 

[Problem Child]

It keeps me from talking about the tights.

I'm going to close my eyes very, very tight and pretend I didn't read that.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Great. While you're not looking I'll just take off my glasses and turn into the Evil Villain "Brain Man", dedicated to defeating the Superfriends by actually having one.

 

[LadyG]

Sorry for butting in but that last comment by Dixon was funny. Admit it.

 

[Rex1960]

P P Man, SYNthisist, REDWAVE and Kid Rock! Fighting for us! Fighting for truth! Fighting for the kids! Fighting for the Common Man! Fighting for whatever!

I see them all in capes.

It somehow looked funny when p_p_man lifted the cape to show off his black thigh highs... good thing was, Hyde Park wasn't that crowded that early sunday morning...

 

[sunstruck]

Now I'm seeing skits of the Ambiguously Gay Foursome. Lots of rockets and stuff. Ick.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

WonderTwin Powers Activate!

In The Form Of Homos!

 

[Problem Child]

Great. While you're not looking I'll just take off my glasses and turn into the Evil Villain "Brain Man", dedicated to defeating the Superfriends by actually having one.

That's a pretty complex plan "Brain Man".

I was thinking more along the lines of getting down on my hands and knees behind REDWAVE and magically transforming into "Pretend Footstool Man!" and letting you push him and make him fall backwards over me, thereby saving the world.

At least until recess is over or his butt stops hurting.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's so simple it might just work.

To the Bat-Poles! You go first so you can look up my skirt.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dammit. For a minute there I thought you were talking about the Justice Friends. I was soooo hoping they got their own TV show.

 

[Problem Child]

It's so simple it might just work.

To the Bat-Poles! You go first so you can look up my skirt.

Ummm...my utility belt sort of binds me...you know...in the wrong places. Can I just throw all my stuff in a shopping bag, just this once?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Only if you say "Atomic batteries to power" while dry-humping Redwave's ugly AV girl.

 

[Problem Child]

Only if you say "Atomic batteries to power" while dry-humping Redwave's ugly AV girl.

Check. I did that while you were in the Bat-toilet.

How does my bulge look? More padding?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Teasing bastards.

 

[Problem Child]

Wow, your fat cameltoe looks great in purple sequins Muffin-Girl!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You need your bat-glasses, PC, thats green and yellow and that's my cleavage. Now get your face out of it, you're getting sweat all over my fishnets.

 

[Problem Child]

Why do you have a snap crotch in your superhero suit?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Because "Pussy Power!" is her catch-phrase.