The new girl.

[FloatingRose]

Hey!

I've been a member for a few months, but havent really come onto the forum for anything before. I suppose I want to ask about two things; I've never had an orgasm before and really, really want to, so I've been trying to find a good clit stimulator (as I am a virgin, and would prefer my first time to be with an actual guy, rather than plastic). Anybody recommend anything for a first-timer? I'm all ears. Just looking for something good, which is not super expensive. Oh, and I live in Australia.

Second thing, should probably go in the personals, but oh well. Just looking for any guys around my age, who maybe want to talk or something. I'm 19 years old and live near Sydney. If you're anywhere from 18 to 25, please drop me a line!

Michelle
x

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Dude alert.

 

[John Doe]

Dude alert.

You know you want him.

 

[FloatingRose]

Dude alert.

Pretty sure I'm a girl...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You know you want him.

Only if he has dentures.

Hey hotstuff? You got dentures?

 

[FloatingRose]

Only if he has dentures.

Hey hotstuff? You got dentures?

So, do you think we could get back to my actual questions? And no, I'm definitely not interested in you.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

So, do you think we could get back to my actual questions? And no, I'm definitely not interested in you.

You flatter yourself but youre a cute enough boy for the others. Most of our Ozzies prefer sheep. Something to do with your national past-times, drinking and animal husbandry.

 

[butters]

one question, floating rose... why the hell do you want to be messing about with electricals when you've your own toolkit to hand - your fingers?

don't go bombarding your clit with extreme sensation before learning how to O by your own manipulations, as you'll desensitise yourself and make it harder to achieve anything without it. next you know it'll be all hitachi wands and stuff. ffs, just because they're advertised, doesn't mean you have to go buy them.

 

[Fata Morgana]

one question, floating rose... why the hell do you want to be messing about with electricals when you've your own toolkit to hand - your fingers?

don't go bombarding your clit with extreme sensation before learning how to O by your own manipulations, as you'll desensitise yourself and make it harder to achieve anything without it. next you know it'll be all hitachi wands and stuff. ffs, just because they're advertised, doesn't mean you have to go buy them.

Truth this. Then after the wands only Black & Deckers will do the trick.

Slippery slope.

 

[IndieSnob]

Truth this. Then after the wands only Black & Deckers will do the trick.

Slippery slope.

Kinky!

 

[FloatingRose]

Truth this. Then after the wands only Black & Deckers will do the trick.

Slippery slope.

Thanks for the tip. Truth is, I havent been able to make myself come. Thus, why I was trying to step it up a bit. Maybe someone else will be able to make me. But I really appreciate the actual advice, as opposed to some of the meaner stuff said above. Thanks Fata Morgana

 

[IndieSnob]

Fata forgot to mention that most women can't orgasm because they are pining for me so bad that anything else just doesn't do it.

I forgive her for that. Though usually she's a cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Thanks for the tip. Truth is, I havent been able to make myself come. Thus, why I was trying to step it up a bit. Maybe someone else will be able to make me. But I really appreciate the actual advice, as opposed to some of the meaner stuff said above. Thanks Fata Morgana

Ah, you're welcome.

And welcome to the GB.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Please do not listen to Indie's Nob. Every village has it's idiot and he's ours.

 

[IndieSnob]

Please do not listen to Indie's Nob. Every village has it's idiot and he's ours.

You know why I am not asleep yet? I'm still all giddy about the phone call with you today.

Now don't you feel bad for what you just said?



P.S. At least I can pronounce certain sea mammals names correctly.

 

[FloatingRose]

You know why I am not asleep yet? I'm still all giddy about the phone call with you today.

Now don't you feel bad for what you just said?

Waitwaitwait, is this some flirtation I'm seeing here? You guys together? *waggles eyebrows*

 

[IndieSnob]

Waitwaitwait, is this some flirtation I'm seeing here? You guys together? *waggles eyebrows*

No.

She wants to date me, but her love of horrible food, Billy Joel, and Stevie Nicks made it so I'm not to keen on wanting a relationship with her.

Other than that she's lovely.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You know why I am not asleep yet? I'm still all giddy about the phone call with you today.

Now don't you feel bad for what you just said?



P.S. At least I can pronounce certain sea mammals names correctly.

Awww.

Funny that. I woke up in the night screaming GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!! with my hands round the cat's throat.

There's nowt wrong with my pronunciation, it's your Yank cloth ears.

 

[FloatingRose]

No.

She wants to date me, but her love of horrible food, Billy Joel, and Stevie Nicks made it so I'm not to keen on wanting a relationship with her.

Other than that she's lovely.

Uh-huh, calling bullshit on that

So you both English?

 

[IndieSnob]

Awww.

Funny that. I woke up in the night screaming GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!! with my hands round the cat's throat.

There's nowt wrong with my pronunciation, it's your Yank cloth ears.

*sniff*

You're just the sweetest cunt ever.

Uh-huh, calling bullshit on that

So you both English?

Oh hell no. I'm American. Not one of those socialist Brits.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Please do not listen to Indie's Nob. Every village has it's idiot and he's ours.

its idiot...


If you are going to use the iword, then you must cross your tees, dot your eyes and check your apostrophes at the door.


__________________
I invented i, the square root of neutral 1.

 

[Fata Morgana]

its idiot...


If you are going to use the iword, then you must cross your tees, dot your eyes and check your apostrophes at the door.


__________________
I invented i, the square root of neutral 1.

Thank you for that!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Thank all the people who have said about me, don't pay any attention, it's an idiot...

__________________
I invented i, the square root of neutral 1.

 

[IndieSnob]

its idiot...


If you are going to use the iword, then you must cross your tees, dot your eyes and check your apostrophes at the door.


__________________
I invented i, the square root of neutral 1.

And that should be it's idiot.

Idiot.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And that should be it's idiot.

Idiot.

Good Gawd you are dense. Avoid water like it's the plague...