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I am finding myself imagining the drill instructors pleasing me in various sexual ways. I am not sure why but these agressive muscled men are making me very hot. Any thoughts?
KillerMuffin
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Sorry, Marine Drill Instructors scare the piss out of me. Lemme clue you in. They aren't human.
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KillerMuffin said:
They aren't human. You say that as if it were a bad thing.
After being threw REAL bootcamp this thing on Tv is a joke it's easy all they do is yell we got dropped ALOT more and got hit and swore at when we were in our barracks we didn't get to talk EVER unless by sum fluke chance no drill sergeant was around this thing on tv is easy street they shoulda thrown a real military guy in with them to see how he handles anyway if any ladies really lieka guy in uniform i'm available and for parties too hehe
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Burner said:
Love those uniformed men! Or at least taking that uniform off!
http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/ruinkai/biggrinflip.gif Let's party baby!!!http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/ruinkai/biggthumpup.gif
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Like they said above, this thing is a hoot!
The Marine DI's obviously know what their doing but, and its a big but. It is a joke by comparison to the real thing.
I fucking loved it when the weenie chick bowed out after some minor yelling... bet she goes far in life. Secondly, what bunch of mental midgets votes off someone like Park and keeps the pig farmer lady. I mean you've got to give her credit shes a gamer but shes already on the limp. Even if she was healthy Park is FAR more valuable to the squad.
I hope that puke Meyer gets gone next. If this were real those DI's would hang him by his testicles with piano wire. But thats just it, its not the real deal. Damn entertaining though.
The Marine DI's obviously know what their doing but, and its a big but. It is a joke by comparison to the real thing.
I fucking loved it when the weenie chick bowed out after some minor yelling... bet she goes far in life. Secondly, what bunch of mental midgets votes off someone like Park and keeps the pig farmer lady. I mean you've got to give her credit shes a gamer but shes already on the limp. Even if she was healthy Park is FAR more valuable to the squad.
I hope that puke Meyer gets gone next. If this were real those DI's would hang him by his testicles with piano wire. But thats just it, its not the real deal. Damn entertaining though.
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I'll have to agree with Exp on this one gang. I didn't watch it all but the parts I did watch had me giggling like an idiot. Having been though it, all I can say is,"You poor, dumb shits you!" 
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I went through Paris Island in early '73.......
If you fucking grinned like that mother-fucker did last night - just once - you'd get punched in the gut with no damn warning what-so-ever.
I have witnessed.......
Prives, dressed in 3 uniforms, one on top of the other, then covered with their own poncho - do jumping jacks and bends and thrust - in a closed closet with hot steaming buckets of water and amonia in'em.
A DI chamber a live round in an M-16 (stupidly left leaning against a urinal in the head) and then put muzzle right up agaist the stupid fucker's temple and threaten to blow his head off. He peed his pants crying and then was thrown head first into a steel locker - concussion put him out of the platoon. Good!
My own chest being battered repeatedly by the business end of a flashlight for leaving my post (I was bored) in a mock fire-fight - yes I went hunting for the bad guys - not retreating away from the action.
This show is nothing like reality. Reality TV? What reality?
They ought to broadcast "real" IRS audits - now that would be real TV!
If you fucking grinned like that mother-fucker did last night - just once - you'd get punched in the gut with no damn warning what-so-ever.
I have witnessed.......
Prives, dressed in 3 uniforms, one on top of the other, then covered with their own poncho - do jumping jacks and bends and thrust - in a closed closet with hot steaming buckets of water and amonia in'em.
A DI chamber a live round in an M-16 (stupidly left leaning against a urinal in the head) and then put muzzle right up agaist the stupid fucker's temple and threaten to blow his head off. He peed his pants crying and then was thrown head first into a steel locker - concussion put him out of the platoon. Good!
My own chest being battered repeatedly by the business end of a flashlight for leaving my post (I was bored) in a mock fire-fight - yes I went hunting for the bad guys - not retreating away from the action.
This show is nothing like reality. Reality TV? What reality?
They ought to broadcast "real" IRS audits - now that would be real TV!
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Hubby and I watched it and about died laughing. Absolutely no comparing it to the REAL thing, but it was funny to watch.
Meyer would have already been beat down by his peers, and the "broke" chick would have been sent packing. I know this is going to sound sexist of me but the women were the ones that made us laugh the most. All the whining was just unbelievable.
We enjoyed it for the comedy factor alone.
Meyer would have already been beat down by his peers, and the "broke" chick would have been sent packing. I know this is going to sound sexist of me but the women were the ones that made us laugh the most. All the whining was just unbelievable.
We enjoyed it for the comedy factor alone.
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I went through Army basic 11 years ago now. (Damn.. I'm getting old) What was on TV last night made Air force basic training look hard.
It was good for a laugh when the chick dropped out about 10 minutes into the show, but what the hell did she expect a 4 star hotel with room service??
I only caught parts of the show since it is up against West Wing but I have no idea why Meyer was not the first person kicked the hell of the island.
Can someone please explain to me why the other guy was instead?
It was good for a laugh when the chick dropped out about 10 minutes into the show, but what the hell did she expect a 4 star hotel with room service??
I only caught parts of the show since it is up against West Wing but I have no idea why Meyer was not the first person kicked the hell of the island.
Can someone please explain to me why the other guy was instead?
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Politics over performance.
Park was turfed, I swear to god, because:
1. The women felt he didn't speak to them nicely and told them what to do.
2. Meyer ( the smarmy dickless wonder) formed a bit of a cabal against him.
3. Vote splitting by people unconcerned with politics.
Meyer would last perhaps 2 days (if he REALLY tried) in actual basic. The guys in his training squad/section would beat the living bejesus out of him... and he would deserve it.
The other guy I got a laugh out was Yani (maybe).... the "Balloon Artist". This kids a brain surgeon. He walks in and not only admits he's a Balloon Artist but seems proud of it. In reality he would have painted a HUGE target on himself. Say anything.... "STAFF! I AM A WORTHLESS PEICE OF SHIT DITCH DIGGER!", " STAFF! I AM PROFESSIONAL INTERNET PORN SURFER" something. What he said would have gotten him beaten like a rented mule.
Park was turfed, I swear to god, because:
1. The women felt he didn't speak to them nicely and told them what to do.
2. Meyer ( the smarmy dickless wonder) formed a bit of a cabal against him.
3. Vote splitting by people unconcerned with politics.
Meyer would last perhaps 2 days (if he REALLY tried) in actual basic. The guys in his training squad/section would beat the living bejesus out of him... and he would deserve it.
The other guy I got a laugh out was Yani (maybe).... the "Balloon Artist". This kids a brain surgeon. He walks in and not only admits he's a Balloon Artist but seems proud of it. In reality he would have painted a HUGE target on himself. Say anything.... "STAFF! I AM A WORTHLESS PEICE OF SHIT DITCH DIGGER!", " STAFF! I AM PROFESSIONAL INTERNET PORN SURFER" something. What he said would have gotten him beaten like a rented mule.
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ANOTHER WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!
Sally's boot camp is much better
They SHOULD Have found a whole buncha Street kids and Delinquints, and put them on the show!
Really! They are sent to boot camp and NOT told of the money. Go Through the WHOLE thing and the Brat Turned Good, is told that a million dollars is now in an account waiting for him to start his whole new life.
This is the way It SHOULD BE!
Instead though, These whining, UNDESERVING (even if the stupid morons get through it) Wretches, are gonna get to be millionaires!
I'll put them through RNAB Camp! NO ONE Would Win The Cash!
I would Torture them till they cried then send them packing with NOTHING and Spend The Money Myself!
TOTAL Waste Of Television Programming
But YES! The Drill Instructers ARE Quite The Hotties!
They probably Don't Have Sex Though!LOL LOL LOL
Sally's boot camp is much better
They SHOULD Have found a whole buncha Street kids and Delinquints, and put them on the show!
Really! They are sent to boot camp and NOT told of the money. Go Through the WHOLE thing and the Brat Turned Good, is told that a million dollars is now in an account waiting for him to start his whole new life.
This is the way It SHOULD BE!
Instead though, These whining, UNDESERVING (even if the stupid morons get through it) Wretches, are gonna get to be millionaires!
I'll put them through RNAB Camp! NO ONE Would Win The Cash!
I would Torture them till they cried then send them packing with NOTHING and Spend The Money Myself!
TOTAL Waste Of Television Programming
But YES! The Drill Instructers ARE Quite The Hotties!
They probably Don't Have Sex Though!LOL LOL LOL
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Rando said:
OK, Victor Combat here makes a small point. However, the reward challenges are based on team/unit performance. Since there is only one team i'm thinkin I want a few bulls around for a while. They have a whole shitload of non-hackers and the rewards (for the team as a whole) are recieved for completing what are primarily physical challenges. They kept a out of shape pig farmer with a pulled groin for christs sake. Brilliant.
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I haven't seen this show, but I've enjoyed the responses here having been through Army basic almost twenty years ago. The whole time I was there, I was thinking that this would be a great subject of a documentary, a film of the things I saw would have made for very interesting viewing for anybody thinking of enlisting.
It didn't occur to me until much later that the U.S. Government would not allow people to see what goes on inside actual military training. What Sparky described here is real, and even if the media wanted to show the "reality" of military training, the enlistment numbers would plummet significantly.
It sounds to me that the winner of a million bucks will still have no fucking idea what real Boot Camp is, and neither will the majority of TV watchers.
The Marine Corps rejected enlistment to Purple Haze for high frequency hearing loss due to exposure to loud music. Anytime I felt like whining about how hard Army basic was, I hailed Rock and Roll. I heard the stories.
It didn't occur to me until much later that the U.S. Government would not allow people to see what goes on inside actual military training. What Sparky described here is real, and even if the media wanted to show the "reality" of military training, the enlistment numbers would plummet significantly.
It sounds to me that the winner of a million bucks will still have no fucking idea what real Boot Camp is, and neither will the majority of TV watchers.
The Marine Corps rejected enlistment to Purple Haze for high frequency hearing loss due to exposure to loud music. Anytime I felt like whining about how hard Army basic was, I hailed Rock and Roll. I heard the stories.
