The new Engrish 101 thread

[Silverluna]

the old one was lost in cyber space, or maybe I just don't feel like undoing all of the missing pictures.... oh well...here ya go!

 

[plasticman33]

Solly, me no speaky Engrish!

 

[Silverluna]

hehehe....most people don't !

 

[Silverluna]

Faithful Weathercock!!!

 

[Silverluna]

hey you lady!

Go on...push my button!

 

[J.B.]

I'll push your botton if you push mine

 

[Tranquility]

Re: hey you lady!

Go on...push my button!

OMG one would wonder with such strong wording if they lockdown the doors like jail til ya flush What if the button is broken..ya gotta make a toilet breakout plan instead of a jail break

 

[Silverluna]

hehehheeehhe....ROTFL!!!!

 

[islandman]

I'll push your button if you push mine

I'll push both of your buttons

 

[J.B.]

at least you're willing to give them equal attention.

 

[islandman]

at least you're willing to give them equal attention.

I'm a member of the "equal-opportunity nipple-licker" club. I even have a membership card. Here, check my pants.

 

[J.B.]

wow! so your membership card is impressive. Can I hold it?

 

[islandman]

wow! so your membership card is impressive. Can I hold it?

Of course. Careful though, it a little........................wet.

 

[J.B.]

how'd that happen?

 

[islandman]

Ummmmmmmmmmm..............it has a mind of its own.........and it found your pics.

 

[J.B.]

Smart card isn’t it.

 

[Silverluna]

mmhh...porky pork!!

 

[islandman]

Indeed.

 

[J.B.]

Can it do tricks?

 

[islandman]

Unfortunately, no. However, under certain circumstances, upon flashing it, I am granted access to very moist places.

Which is why I never leave home without it.

 

[Silverluna]

Unfortunately, no. However, under certain circumstances, upon flashing it, I am granted access to very moist places.

Which is why I never leave home without it.

The Aquarium?

 

[islandman]

The Aquarium?

I think perhaps you're thinking of Dillinger's dolphin. <chuckle>

 

[J.B.]

I think he means like caverns & stuff.

 

[islandman]

And stuff indeed.

 

[J.B.]

you're going to stuff what?!