The never ending thread:

[LordKronos]

Doh

*puts the dunce hat on*

is that anything like an "I'm stupid" sign? ~wears his proudly~ lol

 

[Ginny]

hey LK!...cool thread....

http://www.action-performance.com/Muppets/images/pepe.jpg

whatcha cooking for supper?

 

[LordKronos]

thanx ginny. cute pic. supper? hmm. I knew my mom was here for a reason other then to bitch. ~laughs~

 

[Ginny]

moms rock.....<nodding>....

 

[LordKronos]

read your PMs, Ginny.

 

[Ginny]

cum-filled water balloon?

http://courses.ncssm.edu/hsi/class2001/waterballoons/greenedit.jpg

 

[LordKronos]

ewww. lmao!!

 

[Ginny]

http://freespace.virgin.net/p.cemmick/imaging/i-horny.jpg

 

[LordKronos]

rotfl ... good one Ginny. good one. ~laughs and tickles~

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

May the people who dance on your grave get cramps in their legs. --
>From the book, "The Joys of Yiddish"

 

[LordKronos]

May the people who dance on your grave get cramps in their legs. --
>From the book, "The Joys of Yiddish"

~laughs~ only YOU would think of that, babe. I like it. ~pounces and tickles you until you scream~

 

[LordKronos]

this thread can't die! post people, post! its a never-ending thread! post anything ... bitch, moan, orgasm, complain, tell someone of your secret crush for them, anything! (note if you orgasm, please take pics for me if you're female)

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

Today's useless tidbit of info:

A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 miles per hour.

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

TODAY'S COCKTAIL: TEQUILA SUNRISE

1 1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz grenadine
orange juice
orange slice

Put the grenadine into a tall glass. Pour in the tequila and fill the
rest with ice and orange juice. Garnish with an orange slice.

 

[mischeviousmisti]

someone should vacuum, my husbands ancient little poodle. i wish dogs cleaned themselves like cats do. she's so dirty and nasty, even when you bathe her. she just needs shaved, cuz of all the matts. eewwwww. i love animals but she only gets the respect i give to all animals, nto the special attention i give to those i get along with.

 

[wannaknow]

hmmmmmm let me see....I am at a loss for words..

 

[LordKronos]

someone should vacuum, my husbands ancient little poodle. i wish dogs cleaned themselves like cats do. she's so dirty and nasty, even when you bathe her. she just needs shaved, cuz of all the matts. eewwwww. i love animals but she only gets the respect i give to all animals, nto the special attention i give to those i get along with.

you really really need to read this site:

http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/bathing.htm

 

[calypso_21]

If at first you don't succeed...try try again...if you still don't succeed...give up...and try something else.

 

[mischeviousmisti]

one of my cats isnt' all that cleanly, his fur is almsot always kinda greasy. tis wierd, but he's not terribly smelly and he's not near as gross as my husbands dog. ick. lol. nice site though. i have had to bathe my cats before. they got into some car oil. they were pisssed,. but luckily they had already tried to clean themselves and were a bit exasperated and no doubt grossed out. i only got a few claw marks. ;P

mischeivously,
misti

 

[markb325]

putting my $0.02 here.

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

For all you Pagans and other magickally inclined people:


Circle Etiquette (varied sources)
Never summon Anything you can't banish.


Never put asafoetida on the rocks in the sweat lodge.


Do not attempt to walk more than 10 paces while wearing all of your ritual jewelry, dream bags and crystals at the same time.


When proposing to initiate someone, do not mention the Great Rite, leer, and say, "Hey, your trad or mine?"


Never laugh at someone who is skyclad. They can see you, too.


Never, *ever* set the Witch on fire.


Looking at nifty pictures is not a valid path to mastering the ancient grimoires. Please read thoroughly and carefully from beginning to end so that your madness and gibberings will at least make some sense.


A good grasp of ritual and ritual techniques are essential! In the event of a random impaling, or other accidental death amongst the participants, (see next rule) a quick thinker can improvise to ensure successful completion of the Rite. Make them another sacrifice, Demons really love those those.


Watch where you wave the sharp pointy items.


Avoid walking through disembodied spirits.


Carry an all-purpose translator's dictionary in case the ritual leader begins talking in some strange and unknown language.


Avoid joining your life force to anything with glowing red eyes.


If asked to sign a contract or pact and you are experiencing doubts or reservations, sign your neighbor's name. Malevolent entities rarely ask for photo ID.


Blood IS thicker than water. Soak ritual garments an extra 30-45 minutes.


While drunken weaving may be mistaken for ecstatic dancing, slurring the names of Deities is generally considered bad form.


If the ritual leader should ask for a volunteer, resist the urge to raise your hand! While it is true that volunteering will most likely gain you stature and prestige amongst the group, thereby allowing you to advance quickly through the ranks, it is equally likely to get you strapped to a table and eaten alive by a drooling demonic horde.

 

[Guest]

 

[LordKronos]

LordKronos, now I know why my vacuum cleaner isn't working.

lmao! you mean its not a wet / dry ~looking at your AV~?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

This is the thread that will not end
It will go on and on, my friend
Some people started posting here not knowing what it was
And they'll continue posting here forever just because
This is the thread that will not end
It will go on and on, my friend
Some people started posting here not knowing what it was
And they'll continue posting here forever just because
This is the thread that will not end
It will go on and on, my friend
Some people started posting here not knowing what it was
And they'll continue posting here forever just because . . .

TB4p

hey!!! I was going to post that.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

I got animal on my drawes yeaaaaaa! animaaaaaaaaal!!! hehehe