SweetWitch
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It's March.
The AH is dead.
That can only mean one thing: The party has started in Chicago.
The AH is dead.
That can only mean one thing: The party has started in Chicago.
The Naked Party Thread
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RedHairedandFriendly
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True, true. lol
SweetWitch
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Oh, to be there to see the fun...
RedHairedandFriendly
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I know. I have been able to attend two and they hold some of my favorite memories. I look forward to attending others, in the future.
voluptuary_manque
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I'll be there, just late, that's all. I arrive just in time for the costume party Friday night.
RedHairedandFriendly
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RedHairedandFriendly
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You can PM me anytime, you know that. It's more for those fellas that think the line...
"Great cleavage" or "Are you red down there too?" or "Maybe you could someday show me your curly red hairs..." If a man is using that as an opening pick up line in a bar, they'd get slapped, so why use them in a PM?
The_Fool
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It's more for those fellas that think the line...
"Great cleavage" or "Are you red down there too?" or "Maybe you could someday show me your curly red hairs..." If a man is using that as an opening pick up line in a bar, they'd get slapped, so why use them in a PM?
Sorry baby, I was just doing what I usually do. Take something that someone said and spin it around. That was not directed at you at all. You are a sweetie and I love you.
You do have great cleavage though...
RedHairedandFriendly
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Sorry baby, I was just doing what I usually do. Take something that someone said and spin it around. That was not directed at you at all. You are a sweetie and I love you.
You do have great cleavage though...
I'm sorry, I thought you had read that new bit in my sig. I love your lines, always have, always will. I have missed them. Glad you like my cleavage.
SweetWitch
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I know. I met you there. You were part of a pretzel, as I recall.
I'll be waiting for you.
It's more for those fellas that think the line...
"Great cleavage" or "Are you red down there too?" or "Maybe you could someday show me your curly red hairs..." If a man is using that as an opening pick up line in a bar, they'd get slapped, so why use them in a PM?
One guy once used the line, "Quick. I'm going to die. I have to give you mouth to c**t resuscitation before it's too late."
When he came to, he was no longer able to say much at all.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Ahhh yes. That was a great year. Sorry I forgot, we did meet. It was a fun weekend. Now that's a gal pleaser.
The_Fool
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I know. I met you there. You were part of a pretzel, as I recall.
I'll be waiting for you.
One guy once used the line, "Quick. I'm going to die. I have to give you mouth to c**t resuscitation before it's too late."
When he came to, he was no longer able to say much at all.
I had a headache too. And the stiletto heel to the crotch was insult to injury. Or maybe injury to insult. I dunno.
YoursSINSerely
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Hi! I had to come in and see who was talking about stilettos.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Hey there.
YoursSINSerely
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Who she talking to?
SweetWitch
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Yes, it was. Now that's a gal pleaser.
If I recall, the guy ended up needing his jaw wired shut. I didn't mean to go that far, but if he'd not punctuated his words with his hands, he would have got off with just a beer in his face. Ah, but when he slid his hand up between my legs and I dropped my waitress tray with $50.00 worth of drinks, it became obvious blood must be drawn. I clobbered him with the tray and stomped on his face when he hit the floor. I do so hate being "handled".
LOL. Just ask the guy who got racked last year.
Ouch. I'll bet that left an impression.
Good night, all. Sleep time.
The_Fool
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If I recall, the guy ended up needing his jaw wired shut. I didn't mean to go that far, but if he'd not punctuated his words with his hands, he would have got off with just a beer in his face. Ah, but when he slid his hand up between my legs and I dropped my waitress tray with $50.00 worth of drinks, it became obvious blood must be drawn. I clobbered him with the tray and stomped on his face when he hit the floor. I do so hate being "handled".
LOL. Just ask the guy who got racked last year.
Ouch. I'll bet that left an impression.
Good night, all. Sleep time.
Goodnite kisses...
AvoidingRealWork
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You know, I'm glad I'm married. I think I would get myself into no end of trouble and bodily harm were I single.
AvoidingRealWork
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AvoidingRealWork
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I remember that I liked you.
RedHairedandFriendly
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I remember that I liked you.
What was nice was once a person introduced themselves, they were no longer their "Lit." name they were their actual persona. It was great putting faces with names and such. I do hope to attend next year. Sleep easy.
OneLustyWench
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Not quite. I mean the party has started but there were more posters not there. They must be packing and finishing up last minute details.
Otherwise you KNOW they'd be here posting.
AvoidingRealWork
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Not quite. I mean the party has started but there were more posters not there. They must be packing and finishing up last minute details.
Packing, cleaning, trying to finish this damned story so I can print it out...
OneLustyWench
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Think I'll bake some goodies but otherwise, nothing much to do here until we head over later today.
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