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Good Evening all.
I think I saw a purple snake going down the tube.
Is it safe to Flush ??
I think I saw a purple snake going down the tube.
Is it safe to Flush ??
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Better warn the maidens...it's bound to create a stir if a purple snake comes out in the baths.
Hey, HP! Many happy returns of the day.
BTW, I bought Talisker in the duty free shop yesterday...they didn't have Highland Park. I haven't tried it yet. When I open it, I'll pour a dram for you.
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Better warn the maidens...it's bound to create a stir if a purple snake comes out in the baths.
Hey, HP! Many happy returns of the day.
BTW, I bought Talisker in the duty free shop yesterday...they didn't have Highland Park. I haven't tried it yet. When I open it, I'll pour a dram for you.
[ Bless you child. I'll raise a glass of something nice to you this evening when I get back ]
Don't worry. This Dragon's taken the pledge on Maidens this week (special offer).
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Hey all. Sorry wasn't here earlier, but it was counseling day today. I am now back and just taking it easy for a bit. Got a lasagna cooking in the oven. (Stouffer's frozen, as good as homemade in my opinion and less work!) So I've got about 75 minutes until time to eat. I am hungry finally.
Been going through boxes. One by one. Taking my time. Sorting through carefully.
Okay. *waves to old and new nakeds alike. Welcome newbye's. Enjoy. (Di, should we tell them about the fact that they really must be naked to be here? *snickers remembering your first time*)
Been going through boxes. One by one. Taking my time. Sorting through carefully.
Okay. *waves to old and new nakeds alike. Welcome newbye's. Enjoy. (Di, should we tell them about the fact that they really must be naked to be here? *snickers remembering your first time*)
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Hello naked people! Hope life is treating you all OK.
Nah. If they come running out in a panic without their robes then I'll be here to comfort and reassure them.
Hey! Happy birthday HP!
Nah. If they come running out in a panic without their robes then I'll be here to comfort and reassure them.
Hey! Happy birthday HP!
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yes, thank you. I am recuperating from my travels....join me in a drink?
Nah. If they come running out in a panic without their robes then I'll be here to comfort and reassure them.
That's very nice of you, Beastie! Such altruism should not go unrewarded.
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Of course.
I've discovered this rather nice Lithuanian yellow plum cider. Fancy trying that, or would you prefer something else?
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I'll try that, on your recommendation.
Well here you are then. Santé!
I discovered it at a continental market on Friday afternoon. I also stocked up on saucisson de sanglier from a Norman chap's stall, and olives.
Do your feet ache after queuing for your changed flight?
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Santé! Delicious! Thank you, Beastie.
Yes, my feet and calves are sore, as are the upper arms from hauling the luggage. <wiggles toes at Beastie> wanna rub them?
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Santé! Delicious! Thank you, Beastie.
Yes, my feet and calves are sore, as are the upper arms from hauling the luggage. <wiggles toes at Beastie> wanna rub them?
No probs.
Oh, nice nail varnish!
Beastie rubs Di's feet, pressing his thumbs into each sole and kneeding away the tension.
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Ooooooooh, thank you!
I'm glad you like. It's called 'Pinking of you'!
Groan!!
So, did you get home to find the place a pile of beer cans and DVD cases?
Beastie continues the massage, working in between each of Di's toes.
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Nope, I arrived home to the same mess I left though. No one painted the living room while I was away.
It sure was good to sleep in my own bed! I need to unpack and do laundry but that can wait for a bit.
You've been a busy lad....how're you finding time to write?
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Nope, I arrived home to the same mess I left though. No one painted the living room while I was away.
It sure was good to sleep in my own bed! I need to unpack and do laundry but that can wait for a bit.
You've been a busy lad....how're you finding time to write?
I did the writing late Sunday afternoon and into the evening. When the mood is right the words just pour out.
Beastie strokes the tops of Di's feet, gently.
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Gee, you give a good foot massage, Beastie.
That's wonderful news....an outpouring of words means a new story! It's gonna be a good one.
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Gee, you give a good foot massage, Beastie.
That's wonderful news....an outpouring of words means a new story! It's gonna be a good one.
I do hope so. 'Cos if all these words don't gel into a story they just spread everywhere and make a right mess.
You wouldn't believe how hard it is sweeping all the consonants from behind the fridge and cooker.
Beastie gives a last firm massage to the arches of both Di's feet, then kisses each big toe.
I need to leave the Naked Party Room now and make sure Son'n'Heir gets bathed.
Cheerio!
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I know! The 'k's get caught on everything...
Thank you so much, Beastie. That feels better.
Speaking of baths...I think I'll head down that way and soak for a while.
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Anyone else notice how the Os and Qs roll under the chairs ?
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and there's queue of letters at the edge
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Did you hear about the IT engineer who persuaded a secretary that she needed to jiggle her modem line every now and then because although the zeros could pass through easily, the ones had sharp edges and tended to stick...
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Makes me wonder what else jiggled when she did that....
Nap time for me, naked ones...back later.
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No but I'll bet it was worth watching. . . . .
true story:
One busy Saturday, the local shop had taken delivery of a number of home computers, and the Queue was getting long. A rather dishevelled chap gets to the counter and says "I'll have an 800 please"
The counter assistant said "didn't you get one of these last week ? If it is damaged we'll replace it."
"I didn't think the guarantee included when I chucked it at the wall and stamped all over it".
Ker Ching went the till, and another £250 vanished
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