The Naked Party Thread

[pleaz_me]

perhaps an upward hump?

Oh my. Yes please?

 

[Remec]

Oh my. Yes please?

Coupled with a downward one? (Or, I guess, more almost-but-not-quite parallel?) hehehe

 

[pleaz_me]

Coupled with a downward one? (Or, I guess, more almost-but-not-quite parallel?) hehehe

Ya'll are bad.

Bad bad men.

Good thing I bad men.

 

[EesomeBeastie]

perhaps an upward hump?

Awkward or not, did I just hear that someone's getting humped??

 

[Remec]

Ya'll are bad.

Bad bad men.

Good thing I bad men.

*glancing at calendar*
Is it March yet?

 

[OneLustyWench]

Lucky. Mine walks up behind me and smacks me in the head.



I'm surprised she doesn't demand Godiva.

I think mine is fueled by mead or something. The honey jar seems to empty really fast when I'm at the keyboard.

Lucky you! Mine likes to put it in my head when sleeping. Then bother me until parts start to get on paper and then take off. Only gives me parts in full blown graphic detail and then departs.

 

[pleaz_me]

Awkward or not, did I just hear that someone's getting humped??

Who's getting humped?!?!?!? I want in!

 

[pleaz_me]

*glancing at calendar*
Is it March yet?

Not yet.

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Who's getting humped?!?!?!? I want in!

Er, you, I thought. By a bear.

Bear must be a bit smaller in at least one part of his anatomy if you didn't notice.

Or are those kitchen sink dishes more interesting?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Awkward or not, did I just hear that someone's getting humped??

Not yet, but since it is my birthday, I have hopes . . .

 

[Dianthus]

Not yet, but since it is my birthday, I have hopes . . .

Happy Birthday, Bear! I wish you all manner of good things.

 

[pleaz_me]

Er, you, I thought. By a bear.

Bear must be a bit smaller in at least one part of his anatomy if you didn't notice.

Or are those kitchen sink dishes more interesting?

I was paying attention to the icing.

 

[DesertPirate]

Not yet, but since it is my birthday, I have hopes . . .

As he goes from 0 to two threads in 3 minutes!

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Not yet, but since it is my birthday, I have hopes . . .

Happy birthday, Bear!

Hope you're going to have a nice meal? Maybe go out to the pub (The Bear And Ragged Staff would be appropriate ).

 

[pleaz_me]

Not yet, but since it is my birthday, I have hopes . . .

Happy Birthday Bear!

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I was paying attention to the icing.

Poor PleazMe was humped by the bear
Whom she'd not even realised was there
Too concerned for her icing
To notice the nice thing
That slid through her brown pubic hair

 

[DesertPirate]

Happy
Birthday
VM!

 

[pleaz_me]

Poor PleazMe was humped by the bear
Whom she'd not even realised was there
Too concerned for her icing
To notice the nice thing
That slid through her brown pubic hair

How do you think the icing was made?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Greetings Naked People

And Happy Birthday Bear

 

[Dianthus]

Greetings Naked People

Ave, Nero. How goes it?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Ave, Nero. How goes it?

Hi Di

It goes ... feel like I'm about ready for a nap, but don't have the time right now

How go things in the Great White North

 

[Dianthus]

Hi Di

It goes ... feel like I'm about ready for a nap, but don't have the time right now

How go things in the Great White North

I had a nap. It was lovely.

The weather is perfect here today. Sunny, blue skies with wispy white cloud and a balmy 15C (which is what, about 60F?). Spring is sprung and, while we're still great up here, the north is no longer white. Hallelujah!

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I had a nap. It was lovely.

The weather is perfect here today. Sunny, blue skies with wispy white cloud and a balmy 15C (which is what, about 60F?). Spring is sprung and, while we're still great up here, the north is no longer white. Hallelujah!

Sounds like you're having a pleasant day then

 

[Dianthus]

Sounds like you're having a pleasant day then

I'm leaving all the bad parts out. This is the happy, edited version. Complete with alchohol.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I'm leaving all the bad parts out. This is the happy, edited version. Complete with alchohol.

Sorry to hear there are bad parts ...

So have a drink on me and try to make it better