The mystery of the siren song

[Beaker]

Another Raven's Beak production

When Raven and I were young, we explored many nooks and crannys, but we never really minded either way.

One day we were fishing for dinner, and we heard a cry from far away...

We went to investigate...

 

[Ravenloft]

Whilst journeying to the site of the sounds, I skipped, Beaker pranced. It took us not a moment to arive upon the crying Siren, her fishy tail flickered about uselessly as she layed along the dried ponds edge which had been her home only three days prior. "Here, here, I see your tail is dry, shall we two moisten it for you m'am?" I call out to the fine fishy lady.

 

[Siren]

I had noticed these two weird boys approaching me

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

You weirdo's....

Siren's only need on thing to silence them....

Cocks stuffed half'way down their throats!!!!


Ummmmmffffff! That's all they can say - and your passage is safe.

Not to mention you get off!

 

[Beaker]

Gay?

Um Raven, is there something we missed?

We will moisten,
we will wet,
we will take you home to bed,

Raven, let us lift her into the sea...

 

[Siren]

Who was that strange spark?

 

[Siren]

No pony prancing boy, I was mistaken about the ravenhaired one,....

 

[Ravenloft]

"To the sea, to the sea. That is where we must go... To see, to see what we can do for this fishy female!"

Looking about, seeing no rush in the matter.

"But as my equinish friends said, to bed, to bed... That is where she will be led! And fed... By a guy named... Ned?"

Blushing.

"So I choked..."

 

[Siren]

My head was spinning from trying to understand the bird boy

 

[Beaker]

Noone said we would toss you dear Siren, we just have to get you all wet.

And then we will and I quote

But as my equinish friends said, to bed, to bed... That is where she will be led! And fed... By a guy named... Ned?"

Um except I don't know of a ned.

It is time to let the siren get wet!

 

[Siren]

I am dipped into the cool refreshing sea

 

[Beaker]

We will not let you submit, we are men of honour, we do these deeds of good because they need to be done

And you are a damsel in distress or out of dis dress as we can see

Oooooooooooooh!

 

[Ravenloft]

Licking my lips.

"Dis dress is not needed any longer, show us your tail and we will be yours! No song is needed! Our hands, our tongues, our service is yours to do with as you whilt."

 

[Siren]

My dress melts away in the cool water....

 

[Beaker]

Drunk??????
No thats just Raven's wine...

Hang on I'm looking,
I see you, Oh god I need you
You want me to go down there?
Um mupptes cant get wet
No can do
But a screw
Well THAT I can do
Either way I love you
My siren

 

[Siren]

I become overwhelmed by the statement of the sweet pony boy......

 

[Beaker]

We are lost
Me, I must be dry
And she, she must be wet
We are stuck with intimate nothing
We must speak and she must wear latex

Oh but her singing
I want to come in
But it will lead to my destruction
Oh Siren, the fatal seduction!

 

[Siren]

I make a decision.........

 

[Beaker]

He does not notice it at first, then he begins to struggle
as we dip below the surface....
I look into his eyes and say.."Dont worry sweet,,,I am with
you, I will not harm you...We will be together."

He relaxes and we start to sink as I continue to sing a soft
melodic tune deep into his ear and through to his soul....

No, you have killed me my felt is all wet, nothing can save me

I have given my life for love, is it right?
Was it pure was it true
Oh god my friend raven, what can I do?
I can no longer save you
She has pulled me under
I am wet from within
I am drowned
I am gone
Goodbye my friend

 

[Ravenloft]

Don't fear, Beaker, My dear.

For I keep a hair drier in my trunk.
Though I march through hell and high water,
never, never shall I see you sunk!
Lets set this thing on HOTTER!

 

[Siren]

Just be careful raven man.......