The My Dick Is Bigger Than Yours Syndrome

[KillerMuffin]

Why in the hell do men do that? Does it really matter whose dick is bigger? Who can piss farther? Who can do more diamond pushups? Who has the bigger and better engine, whose truck can take the mud better, uh... drat. Why do I do it? I don't even have a dick.

I want a man who is more of a man than me. Why in the living hell did this issue ever come up, I don't know. I'm not a man, I'm not manly. Is it a deficeincy with me or with men? Some men just aren't very manly. Like the gay guy I work with.

Anyway, I'm uber feminine, ultra feminine, I'm so womanly it makes womanly feminines feel sick. I'll whoop your ass if you don't believe me.

 

[R Nitelight]

KillerMuffin

Why don't you untie me, and we'll discuss this like civilized adults....

 

[Havocman]

*chuckle*

Mornin' Muff

Havoc

 

[Ambrosious]

KillerMuffin

I've seen your pic, and my dick is DEFINATELY bigger than yours is. Nitelight's too, but that is just a guess.

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

Well, I haven't seen her picture, but I'm pretty sure it is too....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Darn it Nightlight. I just brought out the chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Some of my female friends were on their way over too. But if you insist. Any volunteers to take his place?

Everyone's dick is bigger than mine. I have no dick and my clit wouldn't be classified as large. Sometimes the best things come in small packages, neh?

Good morning Havoc. Lovely to see you.

 

[Mr_Neb]

Hey Killer. Someone drop a house on your sister recently?


<dodging, weaving, ducking> "doh!"

 

[Never]

Well, I had a dick once. I don't have one now though but it doesn't really matter since there's still one in my head.

And it's bigger than Killer's.

 

[Gaucho]

"My dick's bigger than your dick
My dick's bigger than yours
My dick's bigger 'cause I eat--"

Wait a minute! That's not the way it's supposed to go!

Rewrite! Get me rewrite!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Well since I don't have a dick.....


My breasts are bigger then yours....Na Na Na Na!

 

[Dillinger]

Dillinger. 'nuff said

 

[KillerMuffin]

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

 

[ShyGuy68]

Why in the hell do men do that? Does it really matter whose dick is bigger? Who can piss farther? Who can do more diamond pushups? Who has the bigger and better engine, whose truck can take the mud better.

To me none of that matters at all. I can't do much about the size my dick is at all, and I don't even own a car, but if I did it would be a small one with great milage, and not an expensive one at all. What I want the most it to find a woman that like me for who I am, and not what I have or can do, except making her feel great and loved!

 

[angie girl]

Well, unless guys are doing stranger things in the locker rooms than even I imagine, I don't see how any of you know about any other guy's dick? I mean, supposedly, ya'll are walking around with softies in the locker room? And if one of you asks me (just the thing I wanna be asked in the middle of it all) "am I bigger than other guys?", I'll always say "yes. yes, yes and give me more!"

 

[Jake2001]

Why in the hell do men do that? Does it really matter whose dick is bigger? Who can piss farther? Who can do more diamond pushups? Who has the bigger and better engine, whose truck can take the mud better, uh... drat. Why do I do it? I don't even have a dick.

Why do people like Gates and Trump try to build bigger empires? Why do little kids tell their playmates, "my dad can beat up your dad?" Why do some people strive to have the largest number of posts on a BB? Why is a crow?

I am not sure Muffin, but it might have to do with the innate desire for humans to be competitive? Although it is manifested with men by their penis size, it sure isn't limited to just men.

Since you brought up the subject (figuratively speaking, not literally … this is not a pun), how do you measure dicks? Does one measure soft or hard, hot or cold. Do you press the ruler hard against the base or just let it rest there lightly (you can gain a good ¼ to ½ inch that way). Do you measure from the bottom or the top (it makes a difference with curved ones). Do you hold the tape measure out in the air and estimate the end or bend it around to the tip (again it could gain another ¼ inch or so).

I need to know this in case someone starts a thread about dick size. There should be standards for this, don't you think?

 

[scylis]

it dates back to the cavemen... since Ugnk has a bigger winky than Grok there, Ugnk's seen as more verile. it's the survival instincts, Muff. same thing with guys and big brests. big breasts=good genes=better children.. it's not true, of course, but that's what was going on...

and mine is big enough, so i don't care...

 

[Samuari]

Afternoon Muff

Hey if you don't care, why should I? I mean as long as it functions and makes you happy.

 

[angie girl]

How to Measure

OK Jake, lemme give ya a clue how to measure?

First a all I have never once even dreamed a pulling out a ruler while on my back or down on my knees. Maybe that is a turn on to you guys but god I hope not. But I have my way of measuring.

If I put my lil hand around it and my fingers just barely touch, that is pretty fat, and if I can see or tell that I could wrap my other hand around it, well that is like twice as big as my poor suffering mouth or otherwise tight pussy can really take without way much exertion and effort.

No clue on where or how to stick the ruler. Leave that up ta you guys I guess. Muss be a locker room thing.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I'm very straight, but I'm also always taking a quick look at other guys to see how I measure up.

For me I think it's about proving my manliness - you've gotta admit that a penis is a fairly good outward proof of manliness. So the more you have the more manly you are. Bullshit I know, probably has a lot to do with Ugnk and Grok.

The big thing that seems to be at issue for guys is length, but I'm pretty sure that girth is more important for women?

Once you can get past all that though, I anint never had no complaints about how I use what I got.

 

[Samuari]

Re: How to Measure

OK Jake, lemme give ya a clue how to measure?


If I put my lil hand around it and my fingers just barely touch, that is pretty fat, and if I can see or tell that I could wrap my other hand around it, well that is like twice as big as my poor suffering mouth or otherwise tight pussy can really take without way much exertion and effort.

Angie, this is the only measurement that counts, at least in my book. Others may like more ficton in thier lives.

 

[Guest]

at the YMCA

 

[Comshaw]

Years and years and years ago when I was young, my Daddy told me,"Son it's not what you got but how you use it."
Of coarse like all respectful son's I thought, but didn't say (I wanted to keep my teeth),'Horse shit, You ain't got a clue old man!'
Now, more then a quarter century later, even though it hurts to admit it, he was absolutely right!
But I don't believe that was what the Muff was talking about, were you Doll?
All of us aren't like that, like a bunch of males dogs sniffing, pissing and posturing, trying to prove we have a bigger set of Kahunas then everybody else. There are a few of us out here who are more like the cats. Walking our own path. How else can I explain driving a 1973 baby shit brown Pinto station wagon for 10 years? I didn't need to, I just enjoyed the look of disgust on yuppie faces as I parked next to their new Bemmer in the Safeway parking lot. Or is that just another manifestation of the same thing?
Aw the tangled webs or little pee brains weave!
Comshaw

 

[MunchinMark]

I want a man who is more of a man than me

That's why men care about the size of their John Thomas.

It is percieved (and to a degree certainly true) that women prefer them bigger, even just for the look of the thing. And of course men compete all of the time because that's sexual selection.

 

[Jake2001]

Re: How to Measure

OK Jake, lemme give ya a clue how to measure?

But I have my way of measuring.

If I put my lil hand around it....

Wow Angie. I really prefer your way of measuring!

How big is your hand sweetie?

 

[Gingersnap]

Killer Muffin I think the reason you went off is valid but my personal opinion is that Real Men are the ones I see every day. They are there with their families as they experience the circle of life. As far as I am concerned if you got the "balls" for that stuff you got it all. It's the guys who never go after their dreams that get caught up in the big cars and dick measuring. Just my personal opinion.