The "Ms Literotica Pageant"

[Purple Haze]

Novel idea, huh?

Glad I thought of it, I've got first dibs on the Judge's Panel.

We need a host ot two.

Categories?

Prizes?

A trip to Toledo with Mr. Literotica? That could get sticky.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I'm a panellist

A Joker, and a muppet. I guess we should get a man too.

 

[Purple Haze]

Preferably one who can throw his voice...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[intrigued]

I have a very important question. Who is Mr. literotica?

 

[Dillinger]

OH oh! I want to enter! I'll even twirl my baton in the talent portion of the pageant!

 

[Tantanah]

I have a very important question. Who is Mr. literotica?

Excellent question...

 

[lovetoread]

OH oh! I want to enter! I'll even twirl my baton in the talent portion of the pageant!

Wow to see that I'd go for the title!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Way to come up with the ultimate List Thread, man.

 

[Purple Haze]

The list thread to end all list threads,

The big Kahoona!

If there wasn't a Mr Literotica, do you think we'd get any interest?

 

[intrigued]

The list thread to end all list threads,

The big Kahoona!

If there wasn't a Mr Literotica, do you think we'd get any interest?

Nope. Otherwise, its just a title. I want a man.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I predict a suicide on Page 13.

 

[Purple Haze]

 

[Jim_Henson]

I want more than one suicide... and murders and sleeping with the judges too.

Dix, you are one of the judges right?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I only like the women that don't enter. So I'm out.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Nope. Otherwise, its just a title. I want a man.

Oh, you don't get to really be with him. You'll have seperate tour schedules supporting your respective causes such as land mines or the rights of livestock. He is just sort of a carrot that is place in front of you.

I assume you appreciate the carrot imagery

 

[intrigued]

I want more than one suicide... and murders and sleeping with the judges too.

Dix, you are one of the judges right?

I think two pageants are in order here. We may as well go ahead and bring out the best behavior in men, too.

 

[bknight2602]

I predict a suicide on Page 13.

I don't think it will take that long!

 

[Jim_Henson]

I only like the women that don't enter. So I'm out.

No, stay in... you can be the incorruptable one... The one that everyone thinks is a prick

 

[intrigued]

Oh, you don't get to really be with him. You'll have seperate tour schedules supporting your respective causes such as land mines or the rights of livestock. He is just sort of a carrot that is place in front of you.

I assume you appreciate the carrot imagery

Neva mind, I have a whole bag of carrots.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Neva mind, I have a whole bag of carrots.

Do they dance?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No, stay in... you can be the incorruptable one... The one that everyone thinks is a prick

Great. I'm the "Simon"? I don't think so. I'm more of a Paula Abdul type...

 

[intrigued]

Do they dance?

No, but I do.

Do you? Would you dance in front of me?

 

[ksmybuttons]

OH oh! I want to enter! I'll even twirl my baton in the talent portion of the pageant!

What a visual. Forget the rest of this contest thread and let's just concentrate on you twirling your baton. Since it is attached, what tricks can you do?

 

[WhatsHerName]

*hiding in the LitList Shelter again*

Can I join you in the shelter??

*running for cover~*