The MOTHER of all birthdays...

[lucky-E-leven]

Attention one and all:

I'm so getting my ass bitched out for this, but I thought you'd all like a little heads up that today is

MATRIARCH'S BIRTHDAY!





Happy Birthday, Mat. Huge hugs and kisses and lots of sugary icing all over my...



love ya, babe

~lucky

 

[cloudy]

She is so gonna get it!!!! Can't believe she's been posting all damn day and hasn't said a word.

Happy Birthday!!!!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Happy B-day. manyhappy returns!

Glad the luckster will be taking the bitchingout for this one

*HUGS*

 

[matriarch]

She is so gonna get it!!!! Can't believe she's been posting all damn day and hasn't said a word.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Darlin, why on earth would I want to advertise to the world that Mat is a nice, round 55 years old today? Huh???

 

[matriarch]

Happy B-day. manyhappy returns!

Glad the luckster will be taking the bitchingout for this one

*HUGS*

I'm not going to bitch her out, she'd enjoy it too much.

Thank you sexy, most appreciated.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Darlin, why on earth would I want to advertise to the world that Mat is a nice, round 55 years old today? Huh???

You'd be surprised how many people around here are all about spankings.

What better reason?

55 you say? Wow, that's gonna hurt.

 

[matriarch]

Attention one and all:

I'm so getting my ass bitched out for this, but I thought you'd all like a little heads up that today is

MATRIARCH'S BIRTHDAY!





Happy Birthday, Mat. Huge hugs and kisses and lots of sugary icing all over my...



love ya, babe

~lucky

And as for you young lady..............

Thank you.

 

[impressive]

55 smacks (and a big hug)!

Toasting your b-day ...

 

[matriarch]

You'd be surprised how many people around here are all about spankings.

What better reason?

55 you say? Wow, that's gonna hurt.

You more than me.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

You'd be surprised how many people around here are all about spankings.

What better reason?

55 you say? Wow, that's gonna hurt.

If it gets too much Mats, I'll take a few licks for you, specially if Lucky is dishing them out

 

[matriarch]

If it gets too much Mats, I'll take a few licks for you, specially if Lucky is dishing them out

Gladly, but only if I get a few alternative licks in return.

 

[impressive]

It's gettin' hot in here! Is it all the candles? Or all the licking?

 

[damppanties]

Happy Birthday Mat! Hugs and happiness.

 

[matriarch]

It's gettin' hot in here! Is it all the candles? Or all the licking?

Overdressed, love?

(bitch! *grin* )

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Happy birthday, Mat!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If it gets too much Mats, I'll take a few licks for you, specially if Lucky is dishing them out

So if I'm understanding this correctly, I'm spanking you while she's licking you?

Or

Am I spanking you while you're licking her?

*reaching for that oh so important visual*



~lucky

 

[impressive]

Overdressed, love?

THAT can easily be remedied.

(bitch! *grin* )

THAT will be a little tougher.

 

[R. Richard]

Happy Bday Matriarch!

 

[matriarch]

So if I'm understanding this correctly, I'm spanking you while she's licking you?

Or

Am I spanking you while you're licking her?

*reaching for that oh so important visual*



~lucky

Believe me babe, the visuals are quite clear in my head....and you are not spanking me at all. We've had this conversation before.

Colly volunteered, in fact seemed quite keen. She can have the spankings. I'll take the licking. Either way.

Clearer, oh perspicacious one?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Happy birthday Mat.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Believe me babe, the visuals are quite clear in my head....and you are not spanking me at all. We've had this conversation before.

Colly volunteered, in fact seemed quite keen. She can have the spankings. I'll take the licking. Either way.

Clearer, oh perspicacious one?

Oh, I think your age is showing, love. I quoted Colly and was spanking 'her' in my message. Was just trying to clear up if you were licking her or she was licking you. Time for a re-read?

*mwah*

The pictures in my head are fantastic. All 76 of them.

~lucky

 

[Just-Legal]

Happy Birthday Mat!

 

[matriarch]

Happy birthday Mat.

You know, I met someone just like you in Abstrusions. Any relation?

But thank you, anyway, much appreciated.

 

[matriarch]

Oh, I think your age is showing, love. I quoted Colly and was spanking 'her' in my message. Was just trying to clear up if you were licking her or she was licking you. Time for a re-read?

*mwah*

The pictures in my head are fantastic. All 76 of them.

~lucky

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


You'd best ask Colly which she prefers.
I'm keeping quiet. For the moment.

 

[matriarch]

Happy Birthday Mat!

Thank you, J-L.