The Most Romantic Thing I've Ever Heard...

[HopefulRomantic]

I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it



John Mayer

 

[riff]

Sounds good.

"I bet I can lick ya
And stick ya
Before you can throw me
And blow me."

I know. Your's is a lot more romantic.

 

[RawHumor]

I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

I prefer:

I'll never let your head hit the headboard
Without my cock beind you

That's TRUE romance!

 

[Carl East]

Romantic words are easy, conveying the meaning is hard.

"Your safer in my arms than anywhere on this planet, my love for you will be thy sheild."

Carl

 

[sabbathstorm]

Re: Re: The Most Romantic Thing I've Ever Heard...

I prefer:

I'll never let your head hit the headboard
Without my cock beind you

That's TRUE romance!

LOL...you're in fine form today Raw!

 

[CarolineOh]

Re: Re: The Most Romantic Thing I've Ever Heard...

I prefer:

I'll never let your head hit the headboard
Without my cock beind you

That's TRUE romance!

What a charmer. That hurts, banging your head into the headboard, you know.

 

[riff]

"Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle.
Everything I do
Is stitched by its color."

--WS Merwin

 

[daniella469]

Re: Re: The Most Romantic Thing I've Ever Heard...

I prefer:

I'll never let your head hit the headboard
Without my cock beind you

That's TRUE romance!

Awwww What a man!

 

[JazzManJim]

I prefer:

"Good Morning Jim, may I please suck your cock?"

I'm still waiting on that one.

 

[Moi]

I prefer:

"Good Morning Jim, may I please suck your cock?"

I'm still waiting on that one.

Why are we not shocked?

 

[perks]

good morning jim, may I please suck your <censored>

 

[Kitte]

I think one of the most romantic things I have heard in a long time is...

I want to be the man you want, the man you need, the man you can't be without. I want us to grow and be our everything.

 

[JazzManJim]

Why are we not shocked?

Which statement was the shocker, I wonder?

(Wow, my first troll. I truly have arrived )

 

[riff]

I think one of the most romantic things I have heard in a long time is...

I want to be the man you want, the man you need, the man you can't be without. I want us to grow and be our everything.

That's sweet.

Now, If only I could hear something like that from a woman. And I don't mean read it on Lit.

No wait- yes... no.... yes... no....

My therapy session is at 2PM today.

 

[JazzManJim]

good morning jim, may I please suck your <censored>

YOu most certainly may. You may also <censored> my <censored> and then <censored> <censored> <censored> the <censored> with your <censored> <censored>.

 

[wizbit9]

your beauty so enticed me,
i could not pass it by
and its with my heart i'll guard you
all along this precious time

 

[Carl East]

With open eyes I say to thee, take my heart and my soul and the rest of me.

Carl

 

[Dillinger]

good morning jim, may I please suck your <censored>

Damn it Perks... the word is...

COCK!

 

[RawHumor]

Which statement was the shocker, I wonder?

(Wow, my first troll. I truly have arrived )

Moi isn't a troll. He/she/it just shows up ever couple weeks and makes an idiotic statement. You were the lucky recipient this time.

 

[perks]

Damn it Perks... the word is...

COCK!

feels good on your tongue doesn't it? HAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: The Most Romantic Thing I've Ever Heard...

What a charmer. That hurts, banging your head into the headboard, you know.

Yeah, maybe, but women get PISSED if you even mention a Donkey Punch!

[disclaimer]
Okay, that was just a VERY bad joke in BAD TASTE. I've never donkey punched a woman, or thought about it, nor do I find anything interesting about them.[/disclaimer]

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Most Romantic Thing I've Ever Heard...

Yeah, maybe, but women get PISSED if you even mention a Donkey Punch!

[disclaimer]
Okay, that was just a VERY bad joke in BAD TASTE. I've never donkey punched a woman, or thought about it, nor do I find anything interesting about them.[/disclaimer]

I have no idea what that even is.

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Most Romantic Thing I've Ever Heard...

I have no idea what that even is.

A donkey punch takes place when a male and female couple are participating in a "Doggy style" sexual position. In doggy style, the female is on her elbows and knees while the male is behind her grabbing her hips and giving sexual pleasure. The "Donkey Punch" takes place when the females head is upright and facing away from the male. At that point the male aims for the "soft part of the skull" on the female and punches her in the back of the head in hope of knocking her out.

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I'd hate for you to have to live your life in ignorance, perk

 

[CarolineOh]

Seriously, I still get all melty over what my darling wrote about me a few months ago. If you knew how hard it is to get three straight words out of him, you would really understand.Here is what he wrote, in response to my telling of the first time we met:

"That first time we met she talks about I had to go talk to her because I never saw eyes that color blue before. maybe I never saw that color blue at all.
Do you know this girl can cook you a meal so good it will make you want to slap your mama?
She can tell you the name of every damn actor in every movie that comes on.
This is a girl can make a black man dance a polka.
I never laughed so much as I do with her.
I never loved so much as I do with her. "

::sigh:: Funny thing is, every time I read that, he gets laid

 

[Carl East]

Our love may fly us to the moon, and if we don't reach it we'll still be amongst the stars.

Carl