The Most Horrific Thing I've Ever Seen

[Fata Morgana]

Apart from 9/11 and Killswitch's flirting.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&s...eURjWszYPTj48bOvg&sig2=lk_IMsshQTEGVfbZu8Rjaw

I would not do this for a million.

 

[lovetoread]

With enough money, I'd do it.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I don't know if I could do it. Maybe.

 

[Emerson40]

Would you do this for a million, row 1 tickets for Ann & Nancy, and a marmalade breakfast with Kate Bush?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Would you do this for a million, row 1 tickets for Ann & Nancy, and a marmalade breakfast with Kate Bush?

Nope. I'd die of fright. The eating one is worse though. He went down fighting didn't he?

 

[Emerson40]

As much fight as he could muster I suppose, being bashed about in the bottom of a glass.

I think you'd be fine shaking the wee bugger about, but your undoing would be when you tip the glass towards your mouth and pause.

As soon as a few of those legs uncurl, his eight eyes stop spinning, and he looks ready to dash into your mouth, you would completely lose your shit.

You would only touch the ground every fifth or sixth step as you raced from that god-forsaken place, screaming à la Björk the whole way.

 

[Fata Morgana]

As much fight as he could muster I suppose, being bashed about in the bottom of a glass.

I think you'd be fine shaking the wee bugger about, but your undoing would be when you tip the glass towards your mouth and pause.

As soon as a few of those legs uncurl, his eight eyes stop spinning, and he looks ready to dash into your mouth, you would completely lose your shit.

You would only touch the ground every fifth or sixth step as you raced from that god-forsaken place, screaming à la Björk the whole way.

Seriously, I lost my shit watching it.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I gagged a bit, But you said ten million. I'd still do it for less . Not having anything to drink near by seems dreadful )

I'd get in the underground coffin full of snakes or rats, but nothing with spiders. Eating it alive though...imagine the prickly legs and it's innards oozing in your gob.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'd get in the underground coffin full of snakes or rats, but nothing with spiders. Eating it alive though...imagine the prickly legs and it's innards oozing in your gob.

I think it would be better to swallow it whole. Drop that greasy bastard in your vat of acid!

 

[1HF]

Fuck that. I don't think I could do it. Damn you for sharing that, Fata. I knew better than to click the link...

 

[Fata Morgana]

I think it would be better to swallow it whole. Drop that greasy bastard in your vat of acid!

It's too big! Massive with its legs spragged out.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's too big! Massive with its legs spragged out.

That's what she said.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck that. I don't think I could do it. Damn you for sharing that, Fata. I knew better than to click the link...

Vile innit? We were all talking about it at work yesterday morning.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[spacekowboy]

If you've taken a batch of baby batter in the mouth, a spider should be no big deal.

 

[Pookie]

Apart from 9/11 and Killswitch's flirting.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&s...eURjWszYPTj48bOvg&sig2=lk_IMsshQTEGVfbZu8Rjaw

I would not do this for a million.

You are a despicable cunt for posting that. I'm a gullible moron for clicking it knowing what it likely would be.

I need to kill someone now.

 

[Pookie]

If you've taken a batch of baby batter in the mouth, a spider should be no big deal.

Think of it like swallowing a hairball from a 70s pornstar after a gangbang. Then we can talk.

 

[Pookie]

Fuck that. I don't think I could do it. Damn you for sharing that, Fata. I knew better than to click the link...

Hold me!

 

[Emerson40]

If you've taken a batch of baby batter in the mouth, a spider should be no big deal.

There is an element of truth to this, if the rumours about the batter are true.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/36cc5ed38e6d92548766885bd67e2d24/tumblr_nnzyf6uczQ1sjz7a3o1_500.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

Think of it like swallowing a hairball from a 70s pornstar after a gangbang. Then we can talk.

If you're talking after a gang bang you're doing it wrong.

 

[Pookie]

If you're talking after a gang bang you're doing it wrong.

Of course you are. No one with any sanity would do it the way I said. Same with the spider!

 

[Fata Morgana]

You are a despicable cunt for posting that. I'm a gullible moron for clicking it knowing what it likely would be.

I need to kill someone now.

I wanted everyone to feel my pain.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If you've taken a batch of baby batter in the mouth, a spider should be no big deal.

There's no comparison. I mean I've never seen an explosion of cum and ran around screaming with my skirt over my head then pounded it into oblivion with my shoe.

Although looking back one or two I should have.

 

[spacekowboy]

There is an element of truth to this, if the rumours about the batter are true.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/36cc5ed38e6d92548766885bd67e2d24/tumblr_nnzyf6uczQ1sjz7a3o1_500.jpg

That may or may not depend upon this.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/Chien-Ming_Wang_on_March_2,_2013_(2).jpg/200px-Chien-Ming_Wang_on_March_2,_2013_(2).jpg