The most embarrassing thing

[jeroming]

On Friday I sent a question to one of my clients. A short time afterwards I received the reply "Did you read what you had written?".

I scrolled down, and saw horrified the sentence "My whole body twitched. This was probably the best orgasm I have had in years", taken from a story I am working on. I had accidentally pasted the wrong clip from the clipboard, and didn't notice it.

I apologized and told her that it had to do with a contract to another client, but I don't know if she bought it. I still feel embarrassed just thinking about it...

 

[someoneyouknow]

This is why you're supposed to read your emails to be sure they make sense before sending them.

It may not stop all mistakes, but it certainly would have picked up on this one.

 

[Ms_Ann]

On Friday I sent a question to one of my clients. A short time afterwards I received the reply "Did you read what you had written?".

I scrolled down, and saw horrified the sentence "My whole body twitched. This was probably the best orgasm I have had in years", taken from a story I am working on. I had accidentally pasted the wrong clip from the clipboard, and didn't notice it.

I apologized and told her that it had to do with a contract to another client, but I don't know if she bought it. I still feel embarrassed just thinking about it...

They say confession is good for the soul...

Is the rest of the story this trite?

 

[OldJourno]

Sending emails is no different from posting here. I always make sure I review corn chips in the dog's vomit what I want to say before painful rectal itch I send.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

On Friday I sent a question to one of my clients. A short time afterwards I received the reply "Did you read what you had written?".

I scrolled down, and saw horrified the sentence "My whole body twitched. This was probably the best orgasm I have had in years", taken from a story I am working on. I had accidentally pasted the wrong clip from the clipboard, and didn't notice it.

I apologized and told her that it had to do with a contract to another client, but I don't know if she bought it. I still feel embarrassed just thinking about it...

Cheer up, buddy. Could've been worse, y'know.

You could've went to send an attachment of the finished work specs along with the mail and went into your fetish pic folder by accident!

http://montrealrampage.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed1.jpg

 

[jeroming]

They say confession is good for the soul...

Is the rest of the story this trite?

Which one?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Which one?

All of them.

 

[Froya]

On Friday I sent a question to one of my clients. A short time afterwards I received the reply "Did you read what you had written?".

I scrolled down, and saw horrified the sentence "My whole body twitched. This was probably the best orgasm I have had in years", taken from a story I am working on. I had accidentally pasted the wrong clip from the clipboard, and didn't notice it.

I apologized and told her that it had to do with a contract to another client, but I don't know if she bought it. I still feel embarrassed just thinking about it...

Well, on the bright side, you're not likely to make that mistake again. Odd excuse though. What sort of contract would have that line in it? Could've just said you'd been writing a saucy message to your gf, wife, etc, and accidentally got the emails confused. Who wouldn't understand something like that?

 

[Tryharder62]

My sister once wrote all this crap about me in an text to her husband and sent it to me by mistake. I thought it was so funny!!! Called her on it. That was even better.

 

[handysr]

Cheer up, buddy. Could've been worse, y'know.

You could've went to send an attachment of the finished work specs along with the mail and went into your fetish pic folder by accident!

LMFAO... That's hilarious.

Would it have been worse to paste your whole work email thread into the story submission page by accident?

 

[jeroming]

All of them.

The email incident yes, luckily.

The story I wrote, I hope not. But you will be able to judge yourself in a couple of weeks ;-)

 

[Christobal]

On Friday I sent a question to one of my clients. A short time afterwards I received the reply "Did you read what you had written?".

I scrolled down, and saw horrified the sentence "My whole body twitched. This was probably the best orgasm I have had in years", taken from a story I am working on. I had accidentally pasted the wrong clip from the clipboard, and didn't notice it.

I apologized and told her that it had to do with a contract to another client, but I don't know if she bought it. I still feel embarrassed just thinking about it...

I don't think "the best orgasm" ever comes up in a business transaction. No way to cover that. Hopefully she had a sense of humour.

 

[Froya]

I don't think "the best orgasm" ever comes up in a business transaction. No way to cover that. Hopefully she had a sense of humour.

That would depend on what business you're in.

 

[Lancecastor]

There was a cute admin assistant at an internet startup whose father was the company Chairman.

One monday morning, the daughter wrote an email to one of the other Admins with a Very Descriptive account of her weekend sex with a company Sales guy, who happened to be married.

By mistake, she Replied to All...so everyone in the Company, including her Father, received the email.

Good times.

 

[Conager]

That would depend on what business you're in.

. . .and whether business is quite good.

 

[Froya]

. . .and whether business is quite good.

Based on the message, things are picking up, but the best orgasm in years is only relative to the previous orgasms, and it may not indicate good business overall. Still, the uptick could be the sign of a positive trend.

 

[Christobal]

My best orgasm happened yesterday. The next best one will probably happen today. I am a guy. Guys are kind of simple.

 

[neci]

Cheer up, buddy. Could've been worse, y'know.

You could've went to send an attachment of the finished work specs along with the mail and went into your fetish pic folder by accident!

http://montrealrampage.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed1.jpg

red really is lance's color!

 

[Froya]

My best orgasm happened yesterday. The next best one will probably happen today. I am a guy. Guys are kind of simple.

Some of them are better than others aren't they? That's been my experience, anyway.

 

[ChattyAnnie]

Some of them are better than others aren't they? That's been my experience, anyway.

Yes, but when they are I certainly do a lot more than "twitch".

 

[Froya]

Yes, but when they are I certainly do a lot more than "twitch".

You're a guy?

 

[pensivepoet]

You're a guy?

Isn't everyone here?