The most clever thing you've ever said

[sexychik69]

Yep, here goes. Put anything you like, a deep quote or a funny comeback... anything clever.

Here's mine: "Look into the mirrors of those you hate and you will see yourself."

Have at it.

 

[Darkest Lord]

Ooooh Yes! Run the cheese grater across my testicles again!!!! Punish me more Mistress!

In reference to a former female boss.

 

[Clairebutterfly]

Would have to be "No."

 

[Guest]

*****

 

[perks]

I can't remember what it was, but I said it yesterday.

 

[Bob Peale]

I can't remember what it was, but I said it yesterday.

Nah - my vote still goes to, "I've missed more days than you've been here...next!"

 

[John Doe]

Something about unholy poop fruit.

Or the thing about having buttsex with your mom.

 

[Rambrat]

Co-worker: "Like my new shoes?"

Me: "Aren't you supposed to return them after you get off the lanes?"

 

[bronzeage]

Yep, here goes. Put anything you like, a deep quote or a funny comeback... anything clever.

Here's mine: "Look into the mirrors of those you hate and you will see yourself."

Have at it.

The most clever thing I ever said was "I was just about to leave"

 

[landslider2000]

Read this sign in a combat zone: "You Can't Get Any Older Than Dead."

 

[MisterEdMe]

Yep, here goes. Put anything you like, a deep quote or a funny comeback... anything clever.

Here's mine: "Look into the mirrors of those you hate and you will see yourself."

Have at it.

Kind of hard to actually "think" about it. Most of my clever remarks have been spur of the moment and some weren't even meant to sound clever. But they seemed to suite the moment and get an occassional laugh.

When someone is ranting and making the same point over and over, I am quite fond of saying, "And your point is?"

 

[Adakgirl]

I told someone one time that they were
" Uglier than a bucket of assholes"
does that count?

 

[MisterEdMe]

I told someone one time that they were
" Uglier than a bucket of assholes"
does that count?

uhm.....original.

 

[bronzeage]

I told someone one time that they were
" Uglier than a bucket of assholes"
does that count?

That is a bit harsh. Was this for ugly behavior or just unpleasant features?

I once said to a date, "I'll go a long way on encouragement, but I'll go all the way for gratitude"

She just smiled and said "Thank you very much"

 

[Adakgirl]

It was a guy at work bugging me for sex. This was before sexual harrassment was a thing. Comments like that and they leave you alone. I was very good at having comments like that for my fellow workers. Believe it or not they respected me
when I said stuff like that to the horndogs sniffing around my ass.

 

[MisterEdMe]

That is a bit harsh. Was this for ugly behavior or just unpleasant features?

I once said to a date, "I'll go a long way on encouragement, but I'll go all the way for gratitude"

She just smiled and said "Thank you very much"

And.....did she show much gratitude? Or was the "Thank you very much" enough?

 

[sexychik69]

Co-worker: "Like my new shoes?"

Me: "Aren't you supposed to return them after you get off the lanes?"

Lol.

Here's another one of mine...

Someone bumped into me in a crowded sidewalk and said, "Watch where you're going."

I was in a bitchy mood so I found myself saying, "I will when I see someone important."

 

[bronzeage]

It was a guy at work bugging me for sex. This was before sexual harrassment was a thing. Comments like that and they leave you alone. I was very good at having comments like that for my fellow workers. Believe it or not they respected me
when I said stuff like that to the horndogs sniffing around my ass.

If he's not clever enough to do any better than that, its best he not have a shot at reproduction anyway.

 

[~hellbaby~]

Yep, here goes. Put anything you like, a deep quote or a funny comeback... anything clever.

Here's mine: "Look into the mirrors of those you hate and you will see yourself."

Have at it.

Everything I say is clever, sometimes it is just hard to tell.

 

[DizzyHarrison]

The old bat at the office was in a hurry to get out one day, so she's gathering up all her stuff and said, "I've got to fly!"

I said, "Where's your broom."

 

[someplace]

"Because I'm the Mom. That's why."


If used on rare occasions only, it trumps any argument. It's like having an automatic WIN card in your deck.

 

[Recidiva]

I think during a discussion once with Ulaven about whether or not we were going to work out (we met online, long distance was difficult)

He had friends saying it wouldn't work, I had family saying the same.

They were telling him that he was on the rebound, he should spend some time alone and think about it.

So I thought about this and asked him, if he was alone, would he really be alone, or would I be there?

I considered him a pre-existing condition.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

It's a toss up between "... wow, yeah I see you have that whole 'guy' thing working for you ..." and "fuck off" - The latter isn't quite as clever as it is charming followed up with a killer smile and blue eyes.

 

[John Doe]

"Because I'm the Mom. That's why."


If used on rare occasions only, it trumps any argument. It's like having an automatic WIN card in your deck.

Someone giving up on rational discussion because you've turned into a raving, dictatorial harpy does not count as a "win".

 

[Buttah]

Saying no to a marriage proposal. I'm not sure if it was clever but it was smart.