The morning orgy

[Brandnewbuddy]

So when I used to be on Fetlife I would check out the local events. Usual stuff: intro to knots, munch and brunch, neurodivergent non sexual hangouts, etc.

But one event which always baffled me was a weekly Tuesday morning orgy. Which was described as “whether you’re getting off your night shift or about to go into your shift, stop on by to chat, have coffee and have a few some fun with friends. Bring your own coffee, doughnuts will be provided.”

Why Tuesday? Also who is going “yeah, I’m starting late today, gonna show up to work smelling like someone else’s taint.”

So with that lead in, let’s make some stories about a weekday, pre-work orgy

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

First thought is a farming town. We follow one character driving into town, getting some coffee at the gas station then heading into the community center, sharing gossip with some friends who arrived early and then just as casually they pull someone into an embrace, then a kiss and then someone undoes their blue jeans and things kick off.

All the while they are still making small talk about the upcoming game, making fishing trip plans, etc

 

[Rob_Royale]

The company hosts mixers for singles on Friday nights. One evening a trio of married folks are standing there watching singles go in the cafeteria, when Gloria remarks offhandedly, "They should have one for neglected spouses."
Mark nods. "Yeah, but let's face it, that would be just for sex."
"Hmm." Amy grunts. "You know, that's just crazy enough to work. Maybe we should all work from home Tuesday morning? My home?"
Mark and Gloria stand there dumbfounded.
"I mean it. I know at least four more people who might be interested." She says and the longer Mark and Gloria think about it, the better it sounds. They both know a few too.

 

[PhoenixLord]

Could also do it like the start of that MILF Overload video with Parker Ambrose where he convinces his host family to embrace Free Use, and it turns into an orgy from there.

A man on his business trip goes to a hotel, checks in, and sees a sign that reads "Free Use Friday" with an arrow pointing to the main gym and pool area. Puzzled, he goes into the gym and is shocked to see the room is full of people in various stages of undress, some working out, others getting fucked and sucked, and a few in the sauna or hot tub bouncing away. He asks an attendant who explains the concept of free use, and encourages him to strip down and join in, which he does, and finds out everyone in the room is attending his conference.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Could also do it like the start of that MILF Overload video with Parker Ambrose where he convinces his host family to embrace Free Use, and it turns into an orgy from there.

A man on his business trip goes to a hotel, checks in, and sees a sign that reads "Free Use Friday" with an arrow pointing to the main gym and pool area. Puzzled, he goes into the gym and is shocked to see the room is full of people in various stages of undress, some working out, others getting fucked and sucked, and a few in the sauna or hot tub bouncing away. He asks an attendant who explains the concept of free use, and encourages him to strip down and join in, which he does, and finds out everyone in the room is attending his conference.

I love this, especially since I can see that happen (not in a realistic way but I’ve been to enough conferences to imagine people fucking while doing the icebreakers/networking)

“Oh, you’re tom! So nice to meet you. Yeah go ahead, get on in there, always room for one more! I love to kid. Yeah, we’re so excited to have you here, and I’ll be excited to have you come in a little bit: oh! Looks like Mitch is about to give me 10 inches of ‘shut up’ but it’s good to have you here!”

 

[Carnevil9]

Why couldn't a large employer offer pre-work orgies as part of their employee wellness program?

"We like our employees to be fulfilled and stress free. Work starts at 9 am. Arrive at 7 am for our pre-work orgy, no strings attached, get your rocks off and be ready to face the day focused and drama free!" Coffee and donuts and condoms offered at no charge.

 

[sirhugs]

Why couldn't a large employer offer pre-work orgies as part of their employee wellness program?

"We like our employees to be fulfilled and stress free. Work starts at 9 am. Arrive at 7 am for our pre-work orgy, no strings attached, get your rocks off and be ready to face the day focused and drama free!" Coffee and donuts and condoms offered at no charge.

Is there a bonus for the best performance?