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The Misc. thread........
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Icey*Fire said:
Wow...I'm secure enough in my manhood to say, those are really hot guys Icy...whew!
Here's something for you:
Things stressed women say at work...
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn little ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless
acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you haven't gone
to sleep yet
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Me ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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Icey*Fire said:Thank you joey those were very cute sayings...very funny,,I myself have said similar things in the past I am sure..LOL
Glad you appreciate my pics.
Thought I should spice this up a little.
Here's a little more spice
http://nudecards.com/xcards/pic/0021.jpg
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Here's somethin we should all carry with us at all times
http://www.emailajoke.com/images/ver4/funny_pics/general/a_hole_repellant.jpg
http://www.emailajoke.com/images/ver4/funny_pics/general/a_hole_repellant.jpg
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Destitute
No more words.
Emotions too strong for words to encompass
are draining my soul tonight.
Loss undermines me.
Pain overtakes me.
I fear to love - and love again.
I'm scared to want - and yet want him.
No more, I beg.
Please let it end.
For fear of losing, I cannot win!
Shall my heart be as granite?
The hope of love be banished?
I cannot resign myself to loneliness
The fairy-tale awaits -
So I choose to believe.
Yet a doubt lingers...
Once love is lost too many times
It's relegated to verse and rhymes,
Existing for some -
But not all.
For some appears a bridge -
For me a wall.
No more words.
Emotions too strong for words to encompass
drain my soul
leaving me destitute.
No more words.
Emotions too strong for words to encompass
are draining my soul tonight.
Loss undermines me.
Pain overtakes me.
I fear to love - and love again.
I'm scared to want - and yet want him.
No more, I beg.
Please let it end.
For fear of losing, I cannot win!
Shall my heart be as granite?
The hope of love be banished?
I cannot resign myself to loneliness
The fairy-tale awaits -
So I choose to believe.
Yet a doubt lingers...
Once love is lost too many times
It's relegated to verse and rhymes,
Existing for some -
But not all.
For some appears a bridge -
For me a wall.
No more words.
Emotions too strong for words to encompass
drain my soul
leaving me destitute.
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