The MILFstone thread, because I simply cannot take it any more.

[onehitwanda]

Haha. Made you look.

 

[lanceGibs]

Haha. Made you look.

You got stoned?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Um… I’m looking

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Haha. Made you look.

Yeah, but consider where you're doing it. It's like shooting fish in a barrell around here.

 

[onehitwanda]

Yeah, but consider where you're doing it. It's like shooting fish in a barrell around here.

 

[Bamagan]

Yeah, but consider where you're doing it. It's like shooting fish in a barrell around here.

I know that idiom traditionally means that one is attempting to do something very unchallenging, but I think the meaning is creeping towards, "I'm shooting just because I can," or more generally, placing the emphasis on the action rather than the target. Possibly because you don't see many barrels of fish anymore, although maybe I don't spend enough time trawling the wharf.

 

[SimonDoom]

I know that idiom traditionally means that one is attempting to do something very unchallenging, but I think the meaning is creeping towards, "I'm shooting just because I can," or more generally, placing the emphasis on the action rather than the target. Possibly because you don't see many barrels of fish anymore, although maybe I don't spend enough time trawling the wharf.

I think of it as such an established cliche that people don't really think about what they're saying or even really visualize it. I have never seen fish in a barrel, and I've never shot at fish, period, in any context, and I can imagine it might not be as easy as the cliche makes it sound. It sounds good, though.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

 

[alohadave]

MILFstone​

Is that like Kidstoned chewable valium?

 

[gunhilltrain]

Yeah, but consider where you're doing it. It's like shooting fish in a barrell around here.

With a rocket-propelled grenade launcher. Or a SAW (squad automatic weapon) light machine gun. Plenty of fish those ways.

https://static.tnn.in/thumb/msid-91...th-1280,height-720,resizemode-75/91451359.jpg

https://www.19fortyfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/M249-SAW-Light-Machine-Gun.jpg

 

[Rustyoznail]

Milfstone, meet the Milfstone
She's Wanda's gorgeous fantasy
Now in Emma's bedroom
They're having a ménage à trois

 

[MrPixel]

Nuts. Y’all are nuts.

 

[SimonDoom]

With a rocket-propelled grenade launcher. Or a SAW (squad automatic weapon) light machine gun. Plenty of fish those ways.

https://static.tnn.in/thumb/msid-91...th-1280,height-720,resizemode-75/91451359.jpg

https://www.19fortyfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/M249-SAW-Light-Machine-Gun.jpg

I'm guessing the fish aren't much good for eating after that.

 

[onehitwanda]

Milfstone, meet the Milfstone
She's Wanda's gorgeous fantasy
Now in Emma's bedroom
They're having a ménage à trois

@EmilyMiller we seem to have become a meme.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Milfstone, meet the Milfstone
She's Wanda's gorgeous fantasy
Now in Emma's bedroom
They're having a ménage à trois

Who's the trois?

 

[onehitwanda]

Who's the trois?

Are you doing anything right now?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Are you doing anything right now?

 

[Lifestyle66]

"MILFstone"?

That's a good idea for an Amorous Goods enchanted object for that story challenge.

 

[Rob_Royale]

 

[alohadave]

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He found the clitoris.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

He found the clitoris.

And wouldn't you know it? A trap.

 

[onehitwanda]

And wouldn't you know it? A trap.

better than vagina dentata any day, though.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

better than vagina dentata any day, though.

Which reminds me, I need to schedule a cleaning.

 

[EmilyMiller]

@EmilyMiller we seem to have become a meme.

Well Emma has anyway

 

[AchtungNight]

He found the clitoris.

Indy! Throw me the idol! Here, I’ll throw you the whip!