the men in my town are all inbred and unattractive
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LiFeNdEaTh
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DOLF, let me see what you look like.
LiFeNdEaTh
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nah, that's not her....
she talks like she's a 'DIME-PIECE', so i wanna see what this lady looks like.
cuz she's gota big mouth on the boards, so i wanna see if her looks backs her shit talk.
she talks like she's a 'DIME-PIECE', so i wanna see what this lady looks like.
cuz she's gota big mouth on the boards, so i wanna see if her looks backs her shit talk.
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This is dolf:
I masturbated to Miss. Ellie May Clampet more than a few times.
I'll admit, it doesn't really suit you.
You looking at her is like a hobo looking into the window of Tiffany & Co.
You sure it wasn't her monkeys that did it for you? I like a girl that's good with critters.
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i just wanna see what a 'DOLF' looks like.
I'm sure she would have shown you had you asked nicely. As it is, you'd be lucky to get a whiff of her flatulence.
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Imagine her in daisy dukes.
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Imagine her in a pair of daisy dukes.
You have to understand that at the time, there just wasn't much else; maybe Jeannie or Samantha.
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lol... really? nigga, you giving her so much credit that she feels good readin' your reply. haahah
c'mon DOLF, where you at.. mrs hardcore
Yeah, I wouldn't mind a heapin' helpin' of her hospitality.
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This is dolf's haircut:
She must have been an incredible woman to meet.
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yea right... hahahah
By the way, I felt very charitable, so I took you off ignore for now. But if you're an ass to the friendlies, then you will be relegated there once more. I won't ignore you for being a postwhore, but I will ignore you for being needlessly dickish.
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wow, LMFAO.
you must not know.
IF i'm wrong, that's because you want her panties on her knees. hahah
Yeah, she was something special. She was beautiful, but not vapid by anyone's standards. She was one of those rare few celebrities that deserve the limelight they receive and so much more.
Frankly, I am unconcerned about where she keeps her underwear.
