The Meat Market.....round two

[Deanwich]

I am all about pleasing the womens, trust me on that one...but...even though she thinks two guys fondling each other is hot and sexy, I just wouldn't be that into it and what really is the point if everyone isn't in to the moment?

2 out of 3 ain't bad LOL!

 

[delugewriter]

My sister is also a poster here (not gonna say her screen name hehe)... She messaged me about oh.... 2 minutes after my first post LOL!

I had no idea she came here... and uhmmm.. needless to say... I will be seeing her for the first time since she saw them... on Monday (family get together) hahaha: Can you say AWKWARD!

She actually sent me a PM from my very first post calling me sexy etc etc... Then when she saw a partial face pic she sent me something along the lines of:

OMG Dean!!!?!?!?! JESUS H CHRIST!
OMG I NEED THERAPY!!!!!

and then she said the STUPIDEST thing ever:
Does mom know? (that I am posting naked photos.. lol she already knows I'm gay).

*lol* DISTURBING and HILARIOUS!!! Sisters are so laughable. I totally didn't read that correctly the first time through, and thought... I think if she needs therapy, it's from seeing your fine ass body and admiring it and then thinking -- Wait, is that fine piece of ass my SIBLING?! *lol* Then I reread it... And yeah... *lol* Maybe you should have told her the "wich" part meant you were considering a dean sandwich with her and some other fine young stud. I pretty much think my sister and brother would never in a million years be at a place like Lit. Neither of them are really big readers... My sis is quite the little slut, and my brother certainly isn't getting much from his wife, but this just isn't their scene... So I try to post shit that if somebody I know was ever to stumble across they wouldn't be like -- omfg! *lol* The personal shit stays mostly in PMs...

Make fuck now? Do I look like some piece of meat to you?!?!?! LMFAO!

Well, um... Well... A piece of sexy meat with a brain and great attitude and feelings and emotions?? *runs away*

Also I'm holding out for howlowcanugo

I'm telling Jus!!!!!!!

 

[delugewriter]

Show me yours and I'll show you mine.. wait.. what?/

Oh for Pete's sake.. just get naked already... oops I mean..
MARRY ME!

ERR

Hi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Why can't *I* get those offers more often?! All the guys who propose to me... Well, I won't finish that, now that you've got me all paranoid about people finding me here!

Once?? Sure.. yeah Just once.. it wasn't even a full thought it was more like:
MM I bet he would fu....

and then my Sexual ADD kicked in and ...

wait.. what the hell was I just talking about.. (SEE!)

You were saying you wanted some of Low's hot, sexy -- oh, look, a bunny!

Uhmm.. prove it??

No pictures, didn't happen... *nods*

Bah humbug!

Fuck me running!

Do I really have to prove it? I would have to get lighting and everything all perfect and then hope it turned out right

Oh, I'm starting to see a disturbing perfectionist streak! Just flip off a few lights and get crazy with the camera... No need to make every picture an art show.

Howlowcanugo... you should do deluge a favor and have sex with me and let her watch. I mean I would do it cuz she's a nice girl... not like I want to have sex with you.. just trying to make her happy GHEES!

It's all about pleasing the womens!

Awwwwwwww. Shucks. I heart you too! (*fine print: I am under no illusion whatsoever that poor dear Dean would fuck you just for little ole me and not for that sexy body, but if that gets the job done, and I get to watch, I'm more than willing to play the sweet girl getting a present she never dreamed of receiving*) Dean = My Hero. *sighs*

I am all about pleasing the womens, trust me on that one...but...even though she thinks two guys fondling each other is hot and sexy, I just wouldn't be that into it and what really is the point if everyone isn't in to the moment?

Well... There is some sexy appeal to you being not quite into it, and having Dean show you how you crave something you never even knew you wanted... A little "No, please........." turning into "Oh God, yes, please....." I'm jus sayin!! *looks innocent* What?!

Be back in a bit.. I have uhmm company

NO he's not my boyfriend just a guy I like... for sex LOL!

You can come watch deluge...

Oh, yes, please, and thank you, Jesus! Don't you DARE come back without pictures!!!!!!! Wait... Where's my webcam link?!

 

[Howlowcanugo]

Because I said what I was wearing and well, it appears nobody really believed that, I took this one outside using my laptop as the lighting...it's halfway decent, but not the greatest

And not really a perfectionist at all deluge, I just like taking good pictures

 

[delugewriter]

Because I said what I was wearing and well, it appears nobody really believed that, I took this one outside using my laptop as the lighting...it's halfway decent, but not the greatest

And not really a perfectionist at all deluge, I just like taking good pictures

Of course I believed you... I just wanted a picture. And DAMN, was it worth it!!!

You know I can appreciate a good picture... The lighting of your laptop suits you well, quit worrying! You look tasty enough to nibble on.

Why you gotta cut off your lips though? Are they THAT noticeable? Dean's mouth would give him away in a crowd of 100... You got that problem too?



(((MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))

Please.

 

[Howlowcanugo]

Of course I believed you... I just wanted a picture. And DAMN, was it worth it!!!

You know I can appreciate a good picture... The lighting of your laptop suits you well, quit worrying! You look tasty enough to nibble on.

Why you gotta cut off your lips though? Are they THAT noticeable? Dean's mouth would give him away in a crowd of 100... You got that problem too?



(((MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))

Please.

Okay one more Deluge

I cut off my lips because...well, I dunno why, I think that is just how that picture turned out. Do I look tasty enough to nibble on in this picture too?

 

[delugewriter]

Just had to comment since the camo reminded me of this... My sister's kids have a BUNCH of camo clothing. Her best friend's man (who lives in Cali) saw all the pix on her facebook, and was like "Is her husband in the military?" Sister's friend is like -- "No, why?" He says, "Well, why are the kids wearing camo all the time?" Sister's friend starts laughing and says, "Honey... They're rednecks!!"

*rofl*

 

[Howlowcanugo]

Just had to comment since the camo reminded me of this... My sister's kids have a BUNCH of camo clothing. Her best friend's man (who lives in Cali) saw all the pix on her facebook, and was like "Is her husband in the military?" Sister's friend is like -- "No, why?" He says, "Well, why are the kids wearing camo all the time?" Sister's friend starts laughing and says, "Honey... They're rednecks!!"

*rofl*

hahaha! I'm not a redneck...just so you know

Sounds like my sis in law and her husband...total rednecks! Great story Deluge

 

[Deanwich]

Okay one more Dean

I cut off my lips because...well, I dunno why, I think that is just how that picture turned out. Do I look tasty enough to nibble on in this picture too?

Yes.. yes you do.. thanks for asking hahaha

 

[delugewriter]

Okay one more Deluge

I cut off my lips because...well, I dunno why, I think that is just how that picture turned out. Do I look tasty enough to nibble on in this picture too?

Only one?! *cries* When you stop posting, if Dean isn't back to post his sexiness, I'm going to bed!

Yes, you look fucking sexy. Evil boy! Oh, but evil in such a good way...

Where exactly is that right hand? What's with the soft pix? They make me just want to eat you alive! So by all means... continue!

... and yes, my sister is a redneck. It's quite sad. She grew up all stoneriffic and wore a black leather jacket and had the crazy venus fly trap 80's hair... And married a redneck?? WTF? I had SUCH high hopes for her... Or at least thought she'd marry some rocker boy I could find tasty. As is, her man seems to act sometimes as if he'd married the wrong sister (I cook, I clean, I have a good sense of humor, I'm not a bitch, I'm good with the kids, etc)... But ew. No fucking thank you!! Not attractive in the slightest to me. And the main part of the lack of attraction is the redneck attitude. It makes my vagina shrivel up and run away and hide.

 

[delugewriter]

Dean, darling... How was your fuck?

And where are my pictures??

 

[delugewriter]

And Dean... as I was saving pix to my screensaver folder earlier, I noticed... You're taking all these pix of yourself with the windows open?? And you have a guitar?

 

[Deanwich]

Dean, darling... How was your fuck?

And where are my pictures??

It was all good... And now I know howlowicango

 

[Deanwich]

And Dean... as I was saving pix to my screensaver folder earlier, I noticed... You're taking all these pix of yourself with the windows open?? And you have a guitar?

hehehe... and??

I do have a guitar, a piano, and a violin

And I speak three languages

I'm like smart or something ROFLMAO!

 

[jushorny]

Thought I'd pop in and say ello to everyone

Going back to see what I've missed.....

 

[jushorny]

Wow...I certainly missed not only super sexy photos but some great convo as well...

 

[Deanwich]

Wow...I certainly missed not only super sexy photos but some great convo as well...

Well I have missed you

 

[Deanwich]

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[Howlowcanugo]

Seems some people actually LIKE my scar; they say it's kind of sexy LOL!
It's a very boring story.. When I was 2; like most kids I was a handful to say the least. One day while my mom was cooking my lil hands found their way in to some trouble. I went up to the stove and pulled a pot of boiling water onto myself. I obviously do not remember this... but I do remember some of the surgeries/treatments. The scars on my chest were the worst (I do have some scarring on my thigh as well). Anyways... there now everyone knows... hehehe I wish it were a sexier story... damn maybe I should make something up like I rescued a baby from a burning building or something hahaha.

http://img181.imagevenue.com/loc147/th_16623_stripping8_123_147lo.jpg

Rescuing a baby from a burning building or maybe something like you saved the lives of 10 people during a napalm attack

 

[Deanwich]

I hope _me_ is having a great birthday

All I know is she is gonna have her hands busy when she updates the index; all these sexy new man pics

(Hoping _me_ hubby decides to post more yummy pics too hehehe)

 

[Deanwich]

Rescuing a baby from a burning building or maybe something like you saved the lives of 10 people during a napalm attack

Yeah that's it... I will make it a war story!
Hey.. Don't Ask - Don't Tell right??

You have camo shorts... wanna play war together??

(See... my mind constantly goes towards your pants!)

 

[Howlowcanugo]

Yeah that's it... I will make it a war story!
Hey.. Don't Ask - Don't Tell right??

You have camo shorts... wanna play war together??

(See... my mind constantly goes towards your pants!)

No kidding, I hope it's not all day and every day that your imagination thinks about what is on under my shorts. I mean c'mon, at least dinner and a movie before you try groping me LMAO!

 

[Deanwich]

No kidding, I hope it's not all day and every day that your imagination thinks about what is on under my shorts. I mean c'mon, at least dinner and a movie before you try groping me LMAO!

Come on over...

I'll cook ya whatever ya want.. and I have a nice big tv with blu ray and surround sound

 

[Howlowcanugo]

Come on over...

I'll cook ya whatever ya want.. and I have a nice big tv with blu ray and surround sound

LMAO! I grilled today, damn near best steak I have had in years and I too have a big TV with Blu-ray and surround sound

 

[Deanwich]

LMAO! I grilled today, damn near best steak I have had in years and I too have a big TV with Blu-ray and surround sound

Ahhh yes ... but there is no gay guy at yer place trying to get in your pants.. or is there?? LOL!

I PROMISE I will not try to have sex with you on the first date... there.. you coming over now??