The Meat Cleaver

[neci]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc70e80abd94dfa84b5bf1e7ea9cfbc2/tumblr_ozj8fzPhQ51vxk92to1_1280.jpg

all i could think was oh, my.

i know there are medical reasons. my deepest sympathies. i hope they gave you drugs.

the kink, is it a flow thing? i know nothing about urethra stretching.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://media.giphy.com/media/dkfOKEczX6ta/giphy.gif

*puts chili dog back on counter*

 

[Aquagal]

It’s like a speculum for the penis hole.

 

[adrina]

Ya know... one can't just unsee that.

 

[Bert Notorius]

that would be handy
if you lost something
down there.

 

[thør]

This is a meat axe!

 

[neci]

how many times does this tread repeat?

 

[neci]

This is a meat axe!

that's a good looking meat ax.

 

[thør]

that's a good looking meat ax.

It's Russian!

 

[Radiohead]

I have an urge to pop in a straw and a little cocktail umbrella.

Full size straw will work fine.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

woooooooow

 

[Hypoxia]

June Cleaver:

http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/16b079ba58faead1acebc48900eddba2/699672%20-%20Barbara_Billingsley%20June_Cleaver%20Leave_It_To_Beaver%20fakes.jpg