The math proof that defines all of reality

[Lucifer_Carroll]

If Jeebus = the area of a circle is pi as delicious as r squared.

If so then eating pi is the deliciousness of Jeebus to the n which is the sum of all Waffle Hijacks for Jesus and other Heaven inc food stuffs.

If so and assuming cunnilingus equals eating pi, and furthermore that Heaven inc food stuffs contain happiness in excess of political vitriol and that the sum of happiness in distractions must exceed political vitriol which is a non-null number approaching infinity,

THEN, giving a woman oral sex is the key to unlocking all happiness.

Help the world, give a woman an oral orgasm today.




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[wazhazhe]

If Jeebus = the area of a circle is pi as delicious as r squared.

If so then eating pi is the deliciousness of Jeebus to the n which is the sum of all Waffle Hijacks for Jesus and other Heaven inc food stuffs.

If so and assuming cunnilingus equals eating pi, and furthermore that Heaven inc food stuffs contain happiness in excess of political vitriol and that the sum of happiness in distractions must exceed political vitriol which is a non-null number approaching infinity,

THEN, giving a woman oral sex is the key to unlocking all happiness.

Help the world, give a woman an oral orgasm today.




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That's a lot more interesting than the math I learned in school.

 

[Boxlicker101]

If Jeebus = the area of a circle is pi as delicious as r squared.

If so then eating pi is the deliciousness of Jeebus to the n which is the sum of all Waffle Hijacks for Jesus and other Heaven inc food stuffs.

If so and assuming cunnilingus equals eating pi, and furthermore that Heaven inc food stuffs contain happiness in excess of political vitriol and that the sum of happiness in distractions must exceed political vitriol which is a non-null number approaching infinity,

THEN, giving a woman oral sex is the key to unlocking all happiness.

Help the world, give a woman an oral orgasm today.


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I could have told you the conclusion and made the same recommendation even without the mathematical formula.

 

[Guest]

If Jeebus = the area of a circle is pi as delicious as r squared.

If so then eating pi is the deliciousness of Jeebus to the n which is the sum of all Waffle Hijacks for Jesus and other Heaven inc food stuffs.

If so and assuming cunnilingus equals eating pi, and furthermore that Heaven inc food stuffs contain happiness in excess of political vitriol and that the sum of happiness in distractions must exceed political vitriol which is a non-null number approaching infinity,

THEN, giving a woman oral sex is the key to unlocking all happiness.

Help the world, give a woman an oral orgasm today.


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Are you offering, Luc?

Unlock my happiness, too.

 

[Alessia Brio]

THEN, giving a woman oral sex is the key to unlocking all happiness.

Help the world, give a woman an oral orgasm today.

I'll do my best.

 

[rgraham666]

I suck at math.

I'm always willing to give a woman an orgasm though.

Or better yet five or six. Anything worth doing is worth over doing.

 

[TxRad]

Unlock my happiness, too.

Lets see the formula for that would be......

The square area of the hand X the geeforce of the acceleration, divided by the impact area of the upturned rear

Sounds like a workable solution to me.....

 

[Guest]

Lets see the formula for that would be......

The square area of the hand X the geeforce of the acceleration, divided by the impact area of the upturned rear

Sounds like a workable solution to me.....

To me, as well.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I might print this out and give to the teacher of the math class I'm starting tomorrow morning...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

A=A.

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[Tuomas]

If Jeebus = the area of a circle is pi as delicious as r squared.

If so then eating pi is the deliciousness of Jeebus to the n which is the sum of all Waffle Hijacks for Jesus and other Heaven inc food stuffs.

If so and assuming cunnilingus equals eating pi, and furthermore that Heaven inc food stuffs contain happiness in excess of political vitriol and that the sum of happiness in distractions must exceed political vitriol which is a non-null number approaching infinity,

THEN, giving a woman oral sex is the key to unlocking all happiness.

Help the world, give a woman an oral orgasm today.




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Pick-up lines for geeks

 

[TxRad]

Pick-up lines for geeks

And your point?

Even geeks need to get laid.....

Some worse than others........

 

[Guest]

Pick-up lines for geeks

Pick-up lines by intelligent men.

Smart people can be hot, yannow.

 

[Tuomas]

And your point?

Even geeks need to get laid.....

Some worse than others........

Does everything have to have a point? An ulterior motive?

 

[Tuomas]

Pick-up lines by intelligent men.

Smart people can be hot, yannow.

Geeks are smart... why are you getting all defensive about it?

 

[TxRad]

Does everything have to have a point? An ulterior motive?

No but for some reason it usually does.....

 

[TxRad]

Pick-up lines by intelligent men.

Smart people can be hot, yannow.

And Hot people can be smart.....

 

[Guest]

Geeks are smart... why are you getting all defensive about it?

Luc needs no defense, of course, but it was for him that I spoke.

You are laughable, honestly. Someone who argues just for the hell of it. I don't have any further time to play.

 

[Guest]

And Hot people can be smart.....

Smart man.