The Match test

[Alyrahh]

"The Vixen"

"The Vixen"
Independent Evil Sex Taker

Flirty, sensual, and powerful. Like the female fox that is your namesake, you make the men chase you, and yet you enjoy getting caught in your naughty game. You beguile your conquerors for a moment, and just when they think they have you for good, you're gone again. What's that red thing caught on your stiletto heel? Oh, it's just a piece of someone's heart. Squirt.

Your wild streak runs from head to tail like a stripe of fire. Finding someone to run with you as an equal will be hard, but for right now, having a completely worth-while companion isn't so important. Your animal instincts are *well* developed and you're not ready to be cooped up. People who get too close are in extreme danger of emotional mauling. You're looking for something temporary and physical. And it damn well better be good.

You're honest about your sexual desires, but your gender can complicate that. If you were a man you'd be the lady-killer who's got the guys in awe. Unfortunately, since you're a woman, people will call you a slut. But you know what Huckem says... fuck 'em.



wow... it seems so cold when it's all written up for ya doesn't it? LOL

 

[naudiz]

This is so sweet!

My fiance took the Match Test last night. He was a Boy Scout (awwwwww). But the best part is, he started going over his local matches, and at 94% compatibility was yours truly.

Not so sweet but equally intriguing is he got matched to some of the same people I did at roughly the same compatibility. Well, if things in the bedroom ever get boring, maybe we can put out a few messages. That man of mine - we share everything.

 

[Bushido71XS]

"Boy Scout" Geez if this ain't me all over...

Upstanding, selfless, gentle. To all those girls out there who like nice guys, you're the perfect man. To everyone else, you're an amusing dweeb. Therefore, you are probably single.

Let us let you in on a little secret--you might have problems now, but once you get older and girls have grown tired of jerks and gigolos, you'll be a hot ticket. Take solace in this fact, if you haven't already found your pink princess. Either way, you need to get more practice in the sack, or your special someone will leave you for the pizza-boy.

You're a guy who's not afraid of commitment or self-sacrifice, but don't let people walk all over you. Hang on to yourself. It's quite possible you'll lose your heart to someone more selfish--she'll take and take and take, and one day you'll find all that's left is your skeleton and a few toenails.


Those last four lines remind me of my EX ::shudder::

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

"The Mistress"
Dependent Evil
Love Provider






SYNOPSIS

Charming, mysterious, sexy... you, Mistress, find sin and love taste best when eaten together. Feeling good and bad all at once turns you on, physically and emotionally. So there is always great conflict inside you. Satisfied is not your middle name.

You're an intense lover, who's most interested in the emotional side of a relationship. And you're willing to give up a good part of yourself to another person. That's the good news. On the other hand, you can be extremely volatile and are likely as not to do something outrageous just because you feel like it. You're an easy, but dangerous, person to care for. Many who have, have had their hearts mangled.

Mangled is your middle name.

Be more morally consistent; it's your best hope for life-long happiness. The way things are going, you might as well call the nursing home right now and make reservations for one. Welcome to dying alone.

 

[Naked Hunny]

WOW I just saw that im the same as Tiggs I feel special now!!

 

[denuchi]

I'm the adolescent. Weird. (Too much time on our hands)

 

[Ezzy]

Furry Dildoes...

I re-read the thread and realised that neither Expertise or I had included the synopsis of the Furry Dildoe's.

Dependent Evil Sex Provider


Love experience 12/18
Sex experience 15/18
Animal aggression 10/18
Estrogen 3/18
Testosterone 16/18


"Something interesting"

The ultimate sexual contradiction. You're quite dirty, and very into carnal excavation, but you also have a soft romantic side. And, honestly, THAT side is itself conflicted--you're needy and giving at the same time. It's like you need to need to give to need. What's that all about?


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